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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."
He's not wrong, and I was never confused! |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention."
It's all lies, he starts the rumours himself |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.
He's not wrong, and I was never confused!"
Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis? |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.
Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.
I am totally unashamedly perving on you ( and RTG but shhhhh don't tell him  )  "
No perving! Though I can't speak for RTG |
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"Shame on you! Shame on you for looking.
Not kink shaming - just perv shaming.
I am totally unashamedly perving on you ( and RTG but shhhhh don't tell him )
No perving! Though I can't speak for RTG"
Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here.... |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.
The stories are true!
Em x"
Don't fan the rumours! |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.
It's all lies, he starts the rumours himself "
No penis for you! |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"But I like penis, please don’t shame me for that.
I'm not shaming the liking. I'm shaming the perving"
If you have a beautiful penis, I’m gonna perv.
I am shamed. |
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"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis? "
Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?
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"Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here...."
Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant. |
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"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?
Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?
.
Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....
Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant."
If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?
Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?
.
Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....
Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant.
If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)
J"
 my god! Did we just make a thing together. That's fucking teamwork |
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"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?
Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?
.
Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....
Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant.
If you push the c and the l close enough together (typeface kerning joke)
J
my god! Did we just make a thing together. That's fucking teamwork"
Yes. Yes we did.
And one of my favourite songs too!
J |
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"Surely my click bait is more (in)famous than my penis?
Now you’ve combined them both, does that make it dickbait?
.
Oh don't worry that'll be a fuck off too ... I'm outta here....
Oh, I’d never be so harsh. Perving’s always allowed. It’s a free country. Free website. Free whatever, you knew what I meant."
You mean you like being perved on even by me ?? Lol |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"Erm, but back to the PENIS! 
J
Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it
Why does this sound like the moralising at the end of a He-Man episode?
J"
I prefer the skeletor memes of him dropping uncomfortable truth bombs, then running away saying "until next time" |
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"Erm, but back to the PENIS!
J
Did we not just learn it's not about the penis! Well not all of it
Why does this sound like the moralising at the end of a He-Man episode?
J
I prefer the skeletor memes of him dropping uncomfortable truth bombs, then running away saying "until next time" "
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"But Kai. I’ve heard so much about your penis, from so many people, that when I see a penis thread with your name on it I *have* to pay attention.
The stories are true!
Em x
Don't fan the rumours! "
I'm not fanning the rumours, I'm a fan of the penis |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"For a penis thread there's a distinct lack of penis on show.
Exactly!!
The one thing men can do and they can't even do that right.
I know right!  "
Sort it out men |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Sort it out men
Check your inbox FFS.
And this is why you'll get the good sex.
Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!
Good by my standards!
That makes more sense "
You'll find out don't worry |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"Sort it out men
Check your inbox FFS.
And this is why you'll get the good sex.
Who with, because it wouldn't be good with you!
Good by my standards!
That makes more sense
You'll find out don't worry"
Don't remind me! |
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