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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne. 
Is that standard for guests with you?"
ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ??? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?
ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???"
What to cool me down? |
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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?It can be for the more discerning... "
I want champers and strawberries please.. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Wiping your cum on her bedclothes is considered poor etiquette. "
Don't you bloody dare!! I'd have you changing the sheets before you left lol
As for tea and toast? I must have missed out on these things all my life
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?It can be for the more discerning...
I want champers and strawberries please.. "
Goes without saying in your case |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....
None of these I do. I have imagined them.  "
I have a catapult for launching condoms at the bin - dead classy me  |
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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?
ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?"
Noooooooo .. for the champers !!  |
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over a year ago
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybe"
not even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ...  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?
ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?
Noooooooo .. for the champers !! "
Thought for a moment you were going to tip the ice bucket over me. Glad this is not so |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... "
I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettes |
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"As a host... provision of light refreshments eg water or better still champagne.
Is that standard for guests with you?
ooohhhh .. _phrodite .. and hes only in redditch .. where is the ice bucket ???What to cool me down?
Noooooooo .. for the champers !! Thought for a moment you were going to tip the ice bucket over me. Glad this is not so "
But ice can be useful even if not good etiquette |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettes"
and i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know . |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.
Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?
Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! "
Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time |
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"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....
None of these I do. I have imagined them.
I have a catapult for launching condoms
at the bin - dead classy me :-
D"
Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly. |
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know ."
I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets |
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .
I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"
Glad to here it too xxx i have some of them , |
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"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.
Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?
Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday.
THursdays are often a little bit negative
and we could all do with another cyber
party. I ll bring the pringles this time :-
)"
Last time I had a cyber party, you were the only one left! I think a towelling me dry after a shower one started earlier but I went and had tea instead. |
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"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.
Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?
Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time "
Pringles in bed? I don't think so!!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....
None of these I do. I have imagined them.
I have a catapult for launching condoms
at the bin - dead classy me :-
D
Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly. "
I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick |
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"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....
None of these I do. I have imagined them.
I have a catapult for launching condoms
at the bin - dead classy me :-
D
Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly.
I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick"
you should market that .. with the right PR team this could go global !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .
I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"
Got some old yellow ones from brentford nylons
Watch the sparks fly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obvious yawning.....calling out someone elses name.....spilling drinks on bedding....seeing if you can get a used condom in the bin by throwing....
None of these I do. I have imagined them.
I have a catapult for launching condoms
at the bin - dead classy me :-
D
Wow....if you miss, they'd splatter all over the wall. Yuk, visitors would say. That's my home made Pollock, you would reply grandly.
I also ask my meets to rip my knickers off and fling them at my Tracy Emin feature wall - they usually stick"
Its when they do the same with their socks you need to worry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keeping ones socks on whilst fucking is also a no no.
Did I hear the pop of a champagne bottle? Or 3?
Paaarrrttyyyy!!!!!! Can you please start a party thread on Thursday. THursdays are often a little bit negative and we could all do with another cyber party. I ll bring the pringles this time "
Once you pop you can't stop ? |
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"No sleeping on my side of the bed. No expecting me to get up and make a drink in the morning (ok ive done it a couple of times) no sticking your cock in my back at 5am"
Agree with 1 and 2, number 3 needs consideration. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .
I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets"
So it was you who nicked my washing  |
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"Clean bed room and covers a must .... and not ripped dirty ones ... nice bed you wish to be in and on ..
Agree. Ripped and dirty at the end maybenot even at ends ...... if its at home get new ones even from a super market that dont cost loads ... I am fussy when it comes to bed linen and cleanliness. Definite a must entry for Chris' Etiquettesand i like new bed linen to have a fast wash and comfort so smell lovely , lol before it go on bed ... i am fussy i know .
I would set the standard as clean Egyptian cotton sheets
So it was you who nicked my washing "
That will teach not to hang sexy knickers up outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok no wetting the bed if a gusher have towels handy and waterproof bed cover under ... as dont wish to sleep all night in wet bed ,
If a gusher, I would forgive the wet patch"
Always make the guy sleep on the wet patch.....he caused it after all |
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