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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
Right we all know that couples are the scum of fab, there was a poll, it was unanimous. The people had spoken.
But you know what, I think it's about time that the true underdogs of fab got some attention. The male half of the couple (yes specifically MF couples).
They get over shadowed and under valued by their clearly better half, but that does not mean they should be banished to the basement with no love like a red headed step child. Forever living in the shadow.
So show these upstanding pillars of fab society some love, that they clearly never get. We all know they are oppressed by their overlords... I mean dictators... I mean female partners. |
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While I don't argue about me sounding like a bossy bitch sometimes, LVM is definitely the better half of the Matterhorn household. I need a lot of care and attention and he's always there for me  He makes sure I'm fed, hydrated and warm at all times.
I lava him a lot 
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"While I don't argue about me sounding like a bossy bitch sometimes, LVM is definitely the better half of the Matterhorn household. I need a lot of care and attention and he's always there for me He makes sure I'm fed, hydrated and warm at all times.
I lava him a lot
K"
Don't ruin it! I'm trying to gather sympathy for him |
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See I don't get it!
Mr Geordiejeans and Mr Knights are both legends from the top of my head. AlishaGeorge male half is a gent too!
Yes I want to have sex with all their other halves but I really rate the dudes and would definitely high five with a smile over a spit roast you know?!
God bless you men! |
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P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow 
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x"
He is my hero |
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"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x
He is my hero"
Mine too |
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"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x
He is my hero
Mine too "
Does he actually exist? I thought he was a myth |
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"See I don't get it!
Mr Geordiejeans and Mr Knights are both legends from the top of my head. AlishaGeorge male half is a gent too!
Yes I want to have sex with all their other halves but I really rate the dudes and would definitely high five with a smile over a spit roast you know?!
God bless you men!"
This guy knows what he’s talking about |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one. "
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk. |
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"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x
He is my hero
Mine too
Does he actually exist? I thought he was a myth"
Unless I've been having hallucinations for the last 13 years he must be |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x
He is my hero
Mine too
Does he actually exist? I thought he was a myth
Unless I've been having hallucinations for the last 13 years he must be "
Both seem just as likely to be fair. But I believe he is real! |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk. "
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back. |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back. "
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once  |
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"P is a prick but he's my prick.
He puts up with me on a daily basis and for some reason hasn't run away yet.
He does everything for us and I wouldn't change him,even if sometimes I want to smother him with a pillow
Em x
He is my hero
Mine too
Does he actually exist? I thought he was a myth
Unless I've been having hallucinations for the last 13 years he must be
Both seem just as likely to be fair. But I believe he is real! "
Well that's good enough for me. |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once "
Bountys are my favourite lol |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once
Bountys are my favourite lol"
I’m in there lads |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once "
Exactly! |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once
Bountys are my favourite lol
I’m in there lads "
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"Scum of the earth? Wow
In the world of “fab” Mr is the boss, the meets are for him and what he likes, no dictorship Mrs here
Mrs "
No not the earth. Just fab.
There was a poll. Democracy and all that. |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once "
I don't think we're ready for that jelly.
J |
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"Does this mean someone will finally give me a blowjob?
That's the goal! I mean I won't do it, but I'm trying to make sure somebody gives you one.
I can see this ending in all the men of the couples meeting up for a circle jerk.
That's the problem. Not appreciated so you have to find your own fun, or act like a plus one. I mean, you only get invited just so they can have your wife. The bit nobody wants, but you sort of need to have the bit that you do.
I see you! I've got your back.
We’re basically the bounty in a box of celebrations, the fat kid in PE, the Michelle of Destiny’s Child… I want to be the Beyoncé for once
I don't think we're ready for that jelly.
J"
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That post comes back to haunt me often.
I do think the men of the couples should get more appreciation though, the Mr is hot, cooks, sometimes puts the toilet seat down & makes an amazing mocha!
It would be nice to see more men in the couples shown though, can't appreciate what we can't see.
Mrs |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"That post comes back to haunt me often.
I do think the men of the couples should get more appreciation though, the Mr is hot, cooks, sometimes puts the toilet seat down & makes an amazing mocha!
It would be nice to see more men in the couples shown though, can't appreciate what we can't see.
Mrs "
to be fair I'm the only one that brings it up! But I shall continue to do so.
And as extra salt on the wound, it was your Mr that made me feel sorry for the Mr of the couples and set this thread in to action! |
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"He'll do I suppose. If any ladies want to borrow Beef for a bit he's good at the sex and baking. He also does the big shop.
J
But can he do all 3 together if so count me in
Mrs "
This sort of hoop jumping is why us couples are the scum of Fab! 
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"He'll do I suppose. If any ladies want to borrow Beef for a bit he's good at the sex and baking. He also does the big shop.
J
But can he do all 3 together if so count me in
Mrs
This sort of hoop jumping is why us couples are the scum of Fab!
J"
If anything it is the women of the couples that bring the side down, to be fair. Such a shame the men have to be lumped in by association. |
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By *olf and RedCouple 48 weeks ago
Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston |
Poor Wolf goes to lots of group socials with me and get flirted with by loads of women, it must be dreadful for him to cope with. He tells me I make him go ! Well let’s just say he doesn’t protest too much when he’s there.
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"He'll do I suppose. If any ladies want to borrow Beef for a bit he's good at the sex and baking. He also does the big shop.
J
But can he do all 3 together if so count me in
Mrs
This sort of hoop jumping is why us couples are the scum of Fab!
J
If anything it is the women of the couples that bring the side down, to be fair. Such a shame the men have to be lumped in by association. "
You're so right! Any suggestions on how we can avoid this? I suppose we could have separate accounts...
J |
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"Right we all know that couples are the scum of fab, there was a poll, it was unanimous. The people had spoken.
But you know what, I think it's about time that the true underdogs of fab got some attention. The male half of the couple (yes specifically MF couples).
They get over shadowed and under valued by their clearly better half, but that does not mean they should be banished to the basement with no love like a red headed step child. Forever living in the shadow.
So show these upstanding pillars of fab society some love, that they clearly never get. We all know they are oppressed by their overlords... I mean dictators... I mean female partners. "
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Do you realize some of them will sleep on the sofa tonight, because of you?
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"He'll do I suppose. If any ladies want to borrow Beef for a bit he's good at the sex and baking. He also does the big shop.
J
But can he do all 3 together if so count me in
Mrs
This sort of hoop jumping is why us couples are the scum of Fab!
J
If anything it is the women of the couples that bring the side down, to be fair. Such a shame the men have to be lumped in by association.
You're so right! Any suggestions on how we can avoid this? I suppose we could have separate accounts...
J"
It's a dilemma, but I'm sure there is a solution out there. |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
Liverpool |
"Right we all know that couples are the scum of fab, there was a poll, it was unanimous. The people had spoken.
But you know what, I think it's about time that the true underdogs of fab got some attention. The male half of the couple (yes specifically MF couples).
They get over shadowed and under valued by their clearly better half, but that does not mean they should be banished to the basement with no love like a red headed step child. Forever living in the shadow.
So show these upstanding pillars of fab society some love, that they clearly never get. We all know they are oppressed by their overlords... I mean dictators... I mean female partners.
***
Do you realize some of them will sleep on the sofa tonight, because of you?
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That just goes to prove my point! |
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"Right we all know that couples are the scum of fab, there was a poll, it was unanimous. The people had spoken.
But you know what, I think it's about time that the true underdogs of fab got some attention. The male half of the couple (yes specifically MF couples).
They get over shadowed and under valued by their clearly better half, but that does not mean they should be banished to the basement with no love like a red headed step child. Forever living in the shadow.
So show these upstanding pillars of fab society some love, that they clearly never get. We all know they are oppressed by their overlords... I mean dictators... I mean female partners.
***
Do you realize some of them will sleep on the sofa tonight, because of you?
That just goes to prove my point! "
You're obviously meeting the wrong women  |
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You do see it a lot in chat some people chatting to the Women completely ignoring the Male half, but I'm sure having the occasional threesome, foursome and more makes up for getting tagged as underdogs of fab plus they are the Men that's fucking the Woman people are perving off |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"You do see it a lot in chat some people chatting to the Women completely ignoring the Male half, but I'm sure having the occasional threesome, foursome and more makes up for getting tagged as underdogs of fab plus they are the Men that's fucking the Woman people are perving off"
Are you implying that these men will trade in their self respect just for a hint of sex? |
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Here, here I'm definitely behind this campaign.
Maybe we should start a petition to then march on parliament and have a day dedicated to us.
One of the things that is never mentioned is when you look at the inbox and realise that every single message is for the female half.
It's about time the male half had at least one complimentary DM with possibly a pair of boobs attached daily.
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"You do see it a lot in chat some people chatting to the Women completely ignoring the Male half, but I'm sure having the occasional threesome, foursome and more makes up for getting tagged as underdogs of fab plus they are the Men that's fucking the Woman people are perving off
Are you implying that these men will trade in their self respect just for a hint of sex? "
Who's trading in their self respect ?
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"Here, here I'm definitely behind this campaign.
Maybe we should start a petition to then march on parliament and have a day dedicated to us.
One of the things that is never mentioned is when you look at the inbox and realise that every single message is for the female half.
It's about time the male half had at least one complimentary DM with possibly a pair of boobs attached daily.
Marc"
As you asked so nicely
J |
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By *aitonel OP Man 48 weeks ago
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"You do see it a lot in chat some people chatting to the Women completely ignoring the Male half, but I'm sure having the occasional threesome, foursome and more makes up for getting tagged as underdogs of fab plus they are the Men that's fucking the Woman people are perving off
Are you implying that these men will trade in their self respect just for a hint of sex?
Who's trading in their self respect ?
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The men in question of course |
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"Ah you’re just buttering them all up! “brownie points, put him on the hotlist love!!”
Nooooo! Not at all. I mean there may be certain benefits that follow such a revolution. "
Hotwife fun upstairs followed by beer and football with the Mr downstairs? |
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"You do see it a lot in chat some people chatting to the Women completely ignoring the Male half, but I'm sure having the occasional threesome, foursome and more makes up for getting tagged as underdogs of fab plus they are the Men that's fucking the Woman people are perving off
Are you implying that these men will trade in their self respect just for a hint of sex?
Who's trading in their self respect ?
The men in question of course"
There will be men who would sell their granny if it meant getting some sex |
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"Here, here I'm definitely behind this campaign.
Maybe we should start a petition to then march on parliament and have a day dedicated to us.
One of the things that is never mentioned is when you look at the inbox and realise that every single message is for the female half.
It's about time the male half had at least one complimentary DM with possibly a pair of boobs attached daily.
Marc
As you asked so nicely
J"
Oh hello
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