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It’s time to get the bottle of woodpecker cider and meet behind the bike sheds.
If you’re inclined to do so, join the thread, if there’s somebody who catches your eye, message a mate to post a message to them.
If you are asked to post a message, try to follow it through and remember people, play nice and respect people, even if you do want to smash their back doors in.  |
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At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril. |
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"At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril. "
What time zone are you in? |
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"What time zone are you in? "
He’s still d*unk from last night. Look at him. Yesterday’s clothes, hair all over the place. Someone’s knickers sticking out of his left pocket. |
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"What time zone are you in?
He’s still d*unk from last night. Look at him. Yesterday’s clothes, hair all over the place. Someone’s knickers sticking out of his left pocket."
Hang on, they’re my knickers |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I'm in and sent a letter already. X |
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A snack of a gentleman has this message for Fiddlesticks:
Tell fiddle sticks that I would love to have him massage me one evening x
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"Hang on, they’re my knickers "
This is my ‘not even remotely surprised’ face.  |
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"A snack of a gentleman has this message for Fiddlesticks:
Tell fiddle sticks that I would love to have him massage me one evening x
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Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"At this time of this afternoon? I’d rather have a Bovril.
What time zone are you in? "
It’s been a long day!! 
*copy and pasted reply.  |
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I’m in been a while since the last one of these |
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We have a message for _ugarbaby777
Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.
Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx |
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"We have a message for _ugarbaby777
Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.
Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx"
Aw thanks to whoever said that  |
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Should be fun for a Friday - we're in |
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By *oo..Woman 51 weeks ago
Boo's World |
I'm in please Fidds - Boo |
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"We have a message for _ugarbaby777
Wow I'm actually speechless at how good that ass is.
Plus your outfits are excellent. I'm totally distracted at work now. Xxx
Aw thanks to whoever said that "
Maybe they’ll message you so you can thank them properly  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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MORPHIA. A friend of mine, who is a man of a man just passed a comment to me I think I need to share.
He said ‘that Morphias profile pic is on fire, and is hot as hell it’s self!!!’
And he’s devilishly handsome. |
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I wouldn't dare join in. I would be crying myself on a pillow as will have no messages by the time the thread closes |
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We have a message for the gorgeous Boo:
Very big fan of boo her body looks very sexy |
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Bang us in. The mrs likes these.
The mr |
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We have a message for _weet and spice.
Stunning... Plus you sound yummy. Images from 1st Nov and 8th June was where I had to message to say I fancied you. X
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Gatekeeper
You’ll like this because a very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.
Did you know my lips are like Skittles?
Would you like to taste the rainbow?
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Off work till NY so nothing better to do |
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"We have a message for _weet and spice.
Stunning... Plus you sound yummy. Images from 1st Nov and 8th June was where I had to message to say I fancied you. X
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Thank you, whoever you are x |
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Boo it’s all going on.
If you like your fellas handsome and all this and that then you should meet my mate, he’s asked me to tell you
Boo I want to play with her boobs. She’s welcome to have a rummage in my boxers while I’m at it. |
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A little message was passed to me for Molly from a very nice man to say that 'she is a delightful swallower'. |
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And here again another one for Molly from a nice man who said 'Tell her to bend over, I have a surprise for her' |
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Incoming message for Boo, from a hard gent.
*checks notes*
I mean a hard-working gent, sorry.
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“Tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down.” |
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"Gatekeeper
You’ll like this because a very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.
Did you know my lips are like Skittles?
Would you like to taste the rainbow?
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That’s very clever!! I’d love a pack of skittles, so let’s open the bag and see how they taste in my mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I can't remember the last time someone said they fancie me, (sigh). |
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"A little message was passed to me for Molly from a very nice man to say that 'she is a delightful swallower'. "
Why thank you very nice man, I do enjoy swallowing  |
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By *oo..Woman 51 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"Incoming message for Boo, from a hard gent.
*checks notes*
I mean a hard-working gent, sorry.
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“Tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down.”"
I'll come at 1pm!
Be ready |
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Kai
You’re obviously a very lucky fella because a hottie is wondering -
Message for Kai:
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before? |
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By *oo..Woman 51 weeks ago
Boo's World |
"We have a message for the gorgeous Boo:
Very big fan of boo her body looks very sexy"
Let's go on a date, to Specsavers |
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"Kai
You’re obviously a very lucky fella because a hottie is wondering -
Message for Kai:
Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?"
Yes. Yes we have |
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"And here again another one for Molly from a nice man who said 'Tell her to bend over, I have a surprise for her' "
Oh gladly, I love surprises! Does it have a pretty bow on it? |
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RTG, this gorgeous one (not me) asks this of you
Can you tell rose tinted that I want to grip hold of his yummy bum as I swallow his member
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm in. Who needs to work? |
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Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles. |
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Molly! Molly! A certain fella had this for me to pass on to you.
If she’s up for being Britney I reckon I could be Justin for a bit |
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Fiddlesticks you lucky bastard
Can you tell _iddlesticks I want to feel his chest hair in my hands as I ride him like a bucking bronco |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I’m in. A Friday pick me up is in order |
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I got a message to pass on to RTG - 'Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight' |
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"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles. "
Ignored again  .
These forums are going to be the end of me.
I just want to be accepted.
Thr mr |
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"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles.
Ignored again .
These forums are going to be the end of me.
I just want to be accepted.
Thr mr "
I would say get a singles profile, but that won't change anything. It's still all about the ladies! |
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"Molly! Molly! A certain fella had this for me to pass on to you.
If she’s up for being Britney I reckon I could be Justin for a bit"
Haha! I am very talented with my mouth but singing isn’t one of them sadly
Or did you have something else in mind |
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A messagefor lucky fiddles: 'Please tell Fiddles that he's on my hotlist... I wish he was on me.' |
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"Just a message from a guy to Lady Mocha, ( knightsofthecoffetable) that she’s super sexy and like to take a spin on her table with her. A bit of light jousting, some sword play and finish up with a feast of kisses and cuddles.
Ignored again .
These forums are going to be the end of me.
I just want to be accepted.
Thr mr
I would say get a singles profile, but that won't change anything. It's still all about the ladies! "
No I’m a big enough prick on one profile, imagine two of me.
The mr |
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"I got a message to pass on to RTG - 'Do you go to church often? Because you're gonna be on your knees tonight'"
Oh my lord. |
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Seducing Em, one for you lovely:
Tell Em that she’s the fabulous fairy on the very top of my fantasy festive tree. I want to fuck her in a tangle of fairy lights and make her cry out my name for Christmas. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent |
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"A messagefor lucky fiddles: 'Please tell Fiddles that he's on my hotlist... I wish he was on me.'"
I say, I don’t think I’ve been on a hotlist before. |
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"Fiddles, Im joining in
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Hellooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I’ll
Join in if you’ll have me |
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"Seducing Em, one for you lovely:
Tell Em that she’s the fabulous fairy on the very top of my fantasy festive tree. I want to fuck her in a tangle of fairy lights and make her cry out my name for Christmas."
I do love fairy lights |
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Already mail in for longleggednaughtyelf
This handsome man wants you to wrap your legs around his head!
I can think of no better way to spend an evening |
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Greetings fellow flirters. I'm in |
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"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent"
This is beautifully written
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Further message for fiddles - ' Oh, Fiddles - you haven't been on a hotlist, OR me, before - there's a first time for everything' |
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Fuck the Woodpecker, we have White Lightening.... and we're in |
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"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent
This is beautifully written
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Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent
This is beautifully written
Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "
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Hey seducing em!
This wonderful human says that you are hotter and fresher than he is |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Fuck the Woodpecker..."
Is he related to Woody? |
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"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent
This is beautifully written
Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "
I'll just sit in the shit accent corner with you then.... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"And we have another member of the Seducing Em fan club:
A message for Em please.
I’d like to get lost in her eyes, then her arms and then her arousal all to the h*pnotising song of her beautiful Irish accent
This is beautifully written
Clearly hasn't heard you, whoever they are. "
Saucer of cream? |
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"Hey seducing em!
This wonderful human says that you are hotter and fresher than he is "
I know who this is.
Tell him I said that wouldn't be hard....  |
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STOP THE PRESS!
I have a headline for Wonko.
Yes, you read that right. For Wonko.
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Can you tell Wonko I want a draft pint of Wonko juice spilt directly all over my ass straight from the pump please!
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I’ve seen the ass in question and I think Wonko would be a fool to decline. |
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"Already mail in for longleggednaughtyelf
This handsome man wants you to wrap your legs around his head!
I can think of no better way to spend an evening "
Tomorrow ok? Whoever you are |
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By *MCMan 51 weeks ago
London/EA |
Fashionably late to the party… |
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This is a message I got for Wuddy the Elf:
'Hey Wuddy, as it's nearly Christmas, do you fancy pulling this cracker?' |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Well, GeneralKenobi, you've made an impression. A real hottie says...
Is that a naughty elf under your kilt, or are you just pleased to see me? |
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Attention GeneralKenobi
This absolute firecracker said that you can use the Force on them any day!
Get your lightsaber out big boy x |
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"Well, GeneralKenobi, you've made an impression. A real hottie says...
Is that a naughty elf under your kilt, or are you just pleased to see me? "
That’s where he went! Sneaky bugger! |
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"Attention GeneralKenobi
This absolute firecracker said that you can use the Force on them any day!
Get your lightsaber out big boy x"
Definitely fiddles |
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"MORPHIA. A friend of mine, who is a man of a man just passed a comment to me I think I need to share.
He said ‘that Morphias profile pic is on fire, and is hot as hell it’s self!!!’
And he’s devilishly handsome. "
Thank you very much devilishly handsome man. |
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Apologies to the handsome gent for being late to pass this message on to Boo:
Would you tell Boo that I’d like her to come into my office and take something down. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Gosh, Mrs Rickshawed! A proper stud asked me to to say that he's...
...not in the mood for prevaricating. Please tell Mrs Rickshawed to come over here and sit on my face. Chop chop, I haven’t got all day. |
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I’ve been handed a note for one of the sexy couples in the thread.
“Can you please tell _weet and spice that I'm gonna taste that delicious cupcake one day! ”
Sounds scrumptious. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I'm out for a bit - back later... |
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"Gosh, Mrs Rickshawed! A proper stud asked me to to say that he's...
...not in the mood for prevaricating. Please tell Mrs Rickshawed to come over here and sit on my face. Chop chop, I haven’t got all day."
I hope it's warm |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Probably a bit late to the party but I'm in, and happy to be a postie |
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Fiddles my friend! This one’s for you, from the female half of a lovely pair.
“Please tell Fiddles that I’ve used up half my bank balance, but I’ve finally pulled ticket number 179 out of the tombola box, and I’m looking forward to playing with my prize.” |
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"Probably a bit late to the party but I'm in, and happy to be a postie "
Never too late |
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"I’ve been handed a note for one of the sexy couples in the thread.
“Can you please tell _weet and spice that I'm gonna taste that delicious cupcake one day! ”
Sounds scrumptious."
Thank you and taste away |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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The following missive has been received:
"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... " |
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Hot off the press, from my hotpants wearing mate
It's nice to see Secret Girl arriving late instead of leaving early, for once. While she’s here, please tell her I have some tasks for that talented tongue of hers … |
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"The following missive has been received:
"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... " "
What an offer!! |
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"The following missive has been received:
"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... "
What an offer!! "
Bet the was Fiddles too! |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I'm happy to be a deliverer and a deliveree. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Hot off the press, from my hotpants wearing mate
It's nice to see Secret Girl arriving late instead of leaving early, for once. While she’s here, please tell her I have some tasks for that talented tongue of hers …"
My tendency for a French exit is getting quite the reputation round here! |
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"The following missive has been received:
"Tell GeneralKenobi to forget about the Force, he can just fuck me into the middle of a galaxy far, far away... "
What an offer!!
Bet the was Fiddles too! "
It’s around 99% guaranteed |
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This just in for Rickshawed:
"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw" |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Faster than an amazon prime delivery..
For _ose-tinted glasses
"my tongue is ready and waiting..." |
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"This just in for Rickshawed:
"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw" "
But do you give a smooth ride? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Incoming delivery
Can you let secret girl know
'Horny and unhinged.... what a killer combination. Wouldn't mind testing the former out!'
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"For _ose-tinted glasses
"my tongue is ready and waiting...""
So long as the rest of her is as well, it’s a date.  |
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One for Brucey!
One sexy being says that if you get bored of rubbing your pussy you can rub theirs instead
Ooft! |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Incoming delivery
Can you let secret girl know
'Horny and unhinged.... what a killer combination. Wouldn't mind testing the former out!'
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They come as a package deal  |
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Sorry catching up on mail!
Mrs Rickshawed you have more mail
This fine fellow says if you let them play with your Rickshaw you can fondle their Tuk Tuk
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Message for _issblacked from my sexy mate
I have a weakness for brunette girls who like girls... With a cheeky glint in their eyes |
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"This just in for Rickshawed:
"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"
But do you give a smooth ride? "
No
Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride |
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"Sorry catching up on mail!
Mrs Rickshawed you have more mail
This fine fellow says if you let them play with your Rickshaw you can fondle their Tuk Tuk
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I can't wait to see what comes out of their exhaust pipe |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"STOP THE PRESS!
I have a headline for Wonko.
Yes, you read that right. For Wonko.
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Can you tell Wonko I want a draft pint of Wonko juice spilt directly all over my ass straight from the pump please!
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I’ve seen the ass in question and I think Wonko would be a fool to decline."
it is only availble as dribbles these days its to potent.
no idea whos ass it is so they are out of luck
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"Message for _issblacked from my sexy mate
I have a weakness for brunette girls who like girls... With a cheeky glint in their eyes"
Pop up |
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"This just in for Rickshawed:
"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"
But do you give a smooth ride?
No
Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride"
Ooooh, it's been a while since I had a third wheel up my bumby |
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Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP |
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"This just in for Rickshawed:
"Would you mind telling Rickshawed that I wouldn't mind being the 3rd wheel in their Rickshaw"
But do you give a smooth ride?
No
Hold onto your hat, you're in for a bumby ride
Ooooh, it's been a while since I had a third wheel up my bumby "
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"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP "
In |
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Been busy so missed this. I’m in now and happy to pass on messages |
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"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP
In "
Sounds like a plan |
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"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP "
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in |
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"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP "
I was in until I saw Em on the list. I guess I can put up with her. |
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Oh this is always fun.
Im in and happy to play postie x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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I'm back.
I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already? |
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"I'm back.
I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already? "
Not sure, not even done any postie duties recently, never mond messages |
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"I see it's gone quiet. Everyone shagged out already? "
I just took a lunch break. Union rules for posties, isn’t it? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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Ohhhh Nic85, my hunky mate says to tell you...
Nic I need a cuddle. And by cuddle I mean I need to get comfortable between her legs and stay there until she’s starting to see god. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Ohhhh Nic85, my hunky mate says to tell you...
Nic I need a cuddle. And by cuddle I mean I need to get comfortable between her legs and stay there until she’s starting to see god."
Lol amen to that x |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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Chunkybugga, my exceedingly lovely mate says you have a bum she'd like to squeeze  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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Fiddles, my gorgeous mate says when you read this don't forget that you're free to take her from behind any time |
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"Chunkybugga, my exceedingly lovely mate says you have a bum she'd like to squeeze "
Oh please do squeeze away |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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This delicious gent would like jennie ghost formanly know as davina
she’s been a top-notch postie today. Gold star and a little Christmas bonus for her. X |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Don't you people work!?! |
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Hey sexy Nic85.
My sexy mate says:
“Your look is as close to my ideal as I've seen.
But I'm afraid I can't do anything without neck-kissing. You know - the warm, soft ones at the front or sides, nuzzling your ears, or the ones on your nape and shoulder blades.
But I just know how much you hate neck-kissing " |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"This delicious gent would like jennie ghost formanly know as davina
she’s been a top-notch postie today. Gold star and a little Christmas bonus for her. X"
Awww thank you |
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@Miss Misery
My cheeky chalky mate says that nothing works around here. |
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"Don't you people work!?!"
I can't speak for everyone but no for me today |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"Don't you people work!?!"
I can lurk and program at the same time |
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Wondered why nic85 getting the messages
Wow. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Hey sexy Nic85.
My sexy mate says:
“Your look is as close to my ideal as I've seen.
But I'm afraid I can't do anything without neck-kissing. You know - the warm, soft ones at the front or sides, nuzzling your ears, or the ones on your nape and shoulder blades.
But I just know how much you hate neck-kissing ""
Oh you cant? Well.... im sure i could try my best to put up with it |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually. "
Tricky bumming us all simultaneously... |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Tricky bumming us all simultaneously..."
Smartarse. You first then? |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Tricky bumming us all simultaneously..."
Even quicker than Boo out of that gun barrel |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Tricky bumming us all simultaneously...
Smartarse. You first then? "
Just getting my knickers down... |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually. "
Perfect! Bum away |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away "
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know "
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned "
That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.
I tried xxxx |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned
That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.
I tried xxxx"
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned
That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.
I tried xxxx
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;-) xxxx |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned
That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.
I tried xxxx"
That's what lube a p0ppers are for |
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"I’m in, and hope you’re all feeling horny cos I fancy the lot of ya. I’ll bum you each individually.
Perfect! Bum away
- I think Mr Wick may be out of brandy sauce long before Xmas day ya know
You realise you are now in tbe thread and included in the lot he mentioned
That's OK. My ass is so tight even a flea can't get up there.
I tried xxxx
That's what lube a p0ppers are for "
Out help I want my Mummy out out!!
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Fuck the Woodpecker...
Is he related to Woody?"
Haha. he’s getting fucked more than me!!! Go figure. |
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I had a message for wuddy:
'Wuddy - if you get boobs and a lady garden, a bit less muscle and hair, and the hair on your head was brunette and draped over sultry eyes - I'd deffo give you some action 'coz you ROCK!" |
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I had no messages but was a good postie so has been fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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safe!!! |
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"Mass message alert, you’ve all been cc’d in this correspondence from this rocket of a lady:
Fiddles, Rose Tinted, Kai, Shrek, Mr and Mrs Knight, General,SeducingEm and Returning Gent.
Email content:
I'm feeling greedy, for a change, so please can you all come here and give me a snog, a squeeze of the peachy bums, then a big fumble between us all.
RSVP
I was in until I saw Em on the list. I guess I can put up with her. "
You were delighted to see me on the list, don't lie |
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I love these posts. You guys are so funny. Happy Friday everyone xx. |
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