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Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread.
I've offically finishd work for the year.
So I'm at your service.
Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee?
I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast?
Pull up a chair and let me take your order. |
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday 
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please  "
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs? |
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By *hav02Man 51 weeks ago
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs? "
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee. |
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee. "
Artfully milky, indeed.
I'll scramble those eggs.
Be with you shortly.  |
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By *hav02Man 51 weeks ago
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee.
Artfully milky, indeed.
I'll scramble those eggs.
Be with you shortly. "
Thank you kindly. I'm liking the cheeky apron too,  |
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread.
I've offically finishd work for the year.
So I'm at your service.
Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee?
I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast?
Pull up a chair and let me take your order. "
Coffee
Late
Large
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Good morning op.
Coffee and a bit of crumpet would be nice this morning afternoon and evening
Let’s have a fab day.
1 hot coffee and a buttered crumpet.
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread.
I've offically finishd work for the year.
So I'm at your service.
Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee?
I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast?
Pull up a chair and let me take your order.
Coffee
Late
Large
Thank you "
A big one, just for you. |
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"He'll sprockett! Looking festively fab this Friday
Let's see how good you are with your hands... Would luv an eggs on toast and a latte please
Scrambled, poached or something else ?
And a travesty of a coffee, sorry a latte.
Brown sauce for those eggs?
You can Surprise me with eggs.
What, nooo. It's just an artfully milky coffee.
Artfully milky, indeed.
I'll scramble those eggs.
Be with you shortly.
Thank you kindly. I'm liking the cheeky apron too, "
It might be on the wrong way round.  |
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"Welcome to Sprocketts Festive Friday morning cafe thread.
I've offically finishd work for the year.
So I'm at your service.
Would you like a hot chocolate, a big strong coffee?
I'm good in the kitchen, would you like some breakfast?
Pull up a chair and let me take your order.
Coffee
Late
Large
Thank you
A big one, just for you. "
And thank you once again off to work have good day all and happy Friday to all |
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"Good morning! I'd like a cheesy sandwich and a hot chocolate
Happy holidays! My last day at work for the year is about to start..."
Happy Holidays.
A big, warm, cheesy sandwich and a huge hot chocolate.
Have a fab day |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run....
Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar.
Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast.
Thanks.
Ps where is your tip jar? X |
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run....
Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar.
Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast.
Thanks.
Ps where is your tip jar? X"
1 big coffee.
One big bacon toast thing with all the bits.
Oh, pop it in back.  |
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please
A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that?
Yes please ketchup would be nice "
I'll leave you with the bottle, you can splotch your own sauce on. |
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"Coffee and a bacon sandwich please
A whacking great coffee and a bacon sarnie. Sauce with that?
Yes please ketchup would be nice
I'll leave you with the bottle, you can splotch your own sauce on. "
Thanks x |
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"Morning sprockett
Could I have some tea and paracetamol please
Oh Petal, that's the breakfast of champions.
Are you okay?
Still got a headache "
I shall try a spell, a rattle of the kitchen utensils, and cast it out.
Damn affliction, begone!! |
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"Good morning OP and all. Can I just take up your kind offer forva strong coffee and an almond croisant please. Thank you. "
Morning MB, big, hot coffee and a crumbly, flaky warm croissant.
Just for you. |
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry 
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K"
I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast.
Danishes, croissants on the way.
Tea or coffee ? |
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"Good morning OP and all. Can I just take up your kind offer forva strong coffee and an almond croisant please. Thank you.
Morning MB, big, hot coffee and a crumbly, flaky warm croissant.
Just for you. "
You are very kind. May Santa bring you all you desire |
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"Morning Sprockett,
Green Tea and an Almond Croissant for me
please. Oh and a Mug of Tea and a bacon roll for James... Thanks xx 
My pleasure, they're on the way. Do you want them in bed?"
From the Sexy Cafe waitress, James would say Yes Please!! |
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"Morning Sprockett,
Green Tea and an Almond Croissant for me
please. Oh and a Mug of Tea and a bacon roll for James... Thanks xx
My pleasure, they're on the way. Do you want them in bed?
From the Sexy Cafe waitress, James would say Yes Please!!"
I'll swish on by when I've got an hour or two to spare.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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You were up early to cater for the crowds.
Still in bed here, so could you bring me a lemsip and let the  out as I imagine he is a little desperate by now.
Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Strong coffee and a bacon buttie please
On its way Wonko.
Set you up for the day.
Red or brown sauce.
Brown please
I knew I liked you for a reason. "
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"A pot of strong tea. Then sourdough toast, 2 x poached eggs and a baked beans, with 2 x bacon.
Please and thank you OP
Morning all.
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Coming right up, made with love.
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I do object to eggs and beans together, but I'll make an exception for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Well good morning Sprockett mind add rather call you Kate .
May I have porridge crouse cut with strawberrys ,poached eggs (I like them hard please )and toast .strong tea and brought when main crouse arrive brown sauce .That apron wow you make look sexy .Now later at 9nam taking my Fantastic sister in to city ( Belfast ) shopping may I buy a lipstick for your kindness .
Thanks for putting a smile on my face this Friday hugs xxx from Belfast Norman xxx |
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"A pot of strong tea. Then sourdough toast, 2 x poached eggs and a baked beans, with 2 x bacon.
Please and thank you OP
Morning all.
Coming right up, made with love.
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I do object to eggs and beans together, but I'll make an exception for you. "
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run....
Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar.
Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast.
Thanks.
Ps where is your tip jar? X
1 big coffee.
One big bacon toast thing with all the bits.
Oh, pop it in back. "
Just the tip went in, Nice hope you're feeling as full as I am now after that. Xxx yummy boobs too x thanks for the service you sexy feeder you xx |
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"Morning Sprocky.
Sausage and mushroom cob and a flat white please x"
I'll get the sausages on, whack the mushrooms in. And I'll track down a bun, will that do?
Big bucket of flat white too, so I can have some.
Anything else ?
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"You read my mind, I was going to do a breakfast run....
Can I please have large string white coffee. No sugar.
Sausage, bacon and cheese on toast.
Thanks.
Ps where is your tip jar? X
1 big coffee.
One big bacon toast thing with all the bits.
Oh, pop it in back.
Just the tip went in, Nice hope you're feeling as full as I am now after that. Xxx yummy boobs too x thanks for the service you sexy feeder you xx "
Better a feeder than a breeder. |
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"Morning Sprocky.
Sausage and mushroom cob and a flat white please x
I'll get the sausages on, whack the mushrooms in. And I'll track down a bun, will that do?
Big bucket of flat white too, so I can have some.
Anything else ?
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No no, that's perfect. |
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"Decaf tea and lactofree milk please.
And poached eggs with runny yolks on toast please. A sprinkle of chives on the eggs would go down a treat too."
My pleasure.
Breakfast is coming.
The tea is hot.
Feel free to flirt with the customers, or the staff. |
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K
I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast.
Danishes, croissants on the way.
Tea or coffee ? "
My taste buds aren’t quite ready for a curry for breakfast! Had one last night though 
Coffee with breakfast please - a latte with one sugar. C will have a Jasmine Tea
K |
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"We are in Thailand atm and breakfast, if you’re brave, can be Green Curry
I’ll settle for a couple of danishes please…apple and an almond croissant.
K
I'd have green or red Curry for breakfast.
Danishes, croissants on the way.
Tea or coffee ?
My taste buds aren’t quite ready for a curry for breakfast! Had one last night though
Coffee with breakfast please - a latte with one sugar. C will have a Jasmine Tea
K"
A Latte and A Jasmine.
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Coming right up x |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Can I squeez in a couple of slices of toast with a black coffee please?
Of course you can, you little cutie.
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You want anything on that toast?"
Go on, I'll have some Nutella on it. It is a time for indulgence after all. Thank you |
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"Can I squeez in a couple of slices of toast with a black coffee please?
Of course you can, you little cutie.
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You want anything on that toast?
Go on, I'll have some Nutella on it. It is a time for indulgence after all. Thank you "
I'd indulge you. |
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"Could I have a nice large black coffee please sprokett and a Belgian bun
And some of your lovely conversation please "
I'll get a fresh coffee on for you and rustle up a bun.
I'll meet you behind the bike shed later for a *chat* |
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