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By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
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Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!! 
Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.
As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)
What do you compare yours to?   |
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Like a tiramisu with only chopsticks.
It's right there. It'll be fucking delicious. If I'm willing to deal with the mess I can have as much as I want.
But I just don't have the spoons to enjoy it right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"It’s like a box of chocolates… everyone taking the best ones. .. "
I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone had made the box of chocolates reference and they you were!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 48 weeks ago
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"It’s like a box of chocolates… everyone taking the best ones. ..
I scrolled all the way down to see if anyone had made the box of chocolates reference and they you were!!!
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Someone had to. It took a whole day.
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My sex life is like a soft boilded Egg. (Mrs)
I'm a tough shell to crack, always cold, then in the right environment I start to simmer, as it gets hotter I'm bouncing around and then, its all over in 3 minutes. I'm left warm n' wet inside.. lol  |
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"Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!!
Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.
As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)
What do you compare yours to? "
a ride on a gondola |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Someone’s just compared my love/sex life to Spurs!!
Tottenham- starts off well and just goes to shit and tails off at the end.
As funny as it was, I’m crying inside. (With laughter!)
What do you compare yours to? "
A desert. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 48 weeks ago
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Mine is like a volcano. It spends long dormant periods building up pressure deep down. It sporadically erupts and is hot and steamy for a little while before settling down and going dormant again. The eruptions become fewer and further apart with age, and one day it will be extinct. |
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Px 
oh my!