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Describe a film if watched backwards
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Guy with massive moustache and schlong hoovers up shot loads of cum from a woman's face. She dresses him fairly quickly, he leaves the bedroom and goes to the kitchen. There is a little flirting between them, he gets underneath the sink for a while and then completely fucks the washing machine. He picks his tools up and fucks off to the front door where he waits. She goes to the door, smiles, bounces her hair, does up her blouse button, peeks through the peephole. He presses the doorbell.
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Alive.
A group of dead bodies on the Andes have their missing body parts replaced by a group of living, who regurgitate them and place them on their bodies.
They then build a plane as if its lego from broken and scattered parts, and fly to Uruguay and become a Rugby team.
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Dead aliens come back to life and use their advanced technology to repair buildings and military equipment and bases, revive dead humans, before leaving through a massive cloud and transmit a signal to say how far away they are.
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*Record scratch*
Yep, that's me: Keyser Soze. You're probably wondering how I got here in Pete Postlethwaite's tinted windowed car and why I'm limping away backwards.
It's not as sexy as you think!
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An infamous thief comes out of hiding and returns to a biker bar to team up with a young woman to resurrect a horde of massacred vampires and return many bitten corpses back to humanity.
She is reunited with her previously dead family
And the thief is reunited with his previously dead sexual predator of a brother.
Upon leaving the bar in high spirits with many d*unken men and topless women enjoying themselves, the two brothers help an old Mexican man off the floor.
They join the young woman's family in her fathers RV and start heading north to the boarder.
And you know what... this is taking longer than I thought, if you've seen the film you know what happens
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Fat old guy dressed in red vomits up a mince pie and carrot, fills a sack with a pile of goodies under a tree that's inside a house and then levitates up a chimney where a sleigh and reindeers wait for him. He jumps into the sleigh which pulls of backwards , dragging six reindeers along with it .
A trap for Santa Claus
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