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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?
Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting  |
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By *oxesMan 51 weeks ago
Southend, Essex |
It's a long way to back Plymouth, it's a long way in your Chenoes. (In the style of Tippirary)
Leeds United fans who sung this towards a Plymouth fan in the front row wearing Chenoes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"When you’re sat in row z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora."
Or alternatively... When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, that's Zamora  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"It's a long way to back Plymouth, it's a long way in your Chenoes. (In the style of Tippirary)
Leeds United fans who sung this towards a Plymouth fan in the front row wearing Chenoes."
I just heard the song and can imagine the chant! Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Celtic singing to Rangers because of their poor quality shirts a few seasons back. " When you're too scared to fart, incase your shirt falls apart, that's Castore" |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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To Que sera:
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
He slipped on his fucking arse
He gave it to Demba Ba
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.
& also the Willian song:
The shit from spurs, they bought his flight
But Willian, he saw the light,
He got the call from abramovich
And off he went to Stamford bridge
He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"To Que sera:
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
He slipped on his fucking arse
He gave it to Demba Ba
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.
& also the Willian song:
The shit from spurs, they bought his flight
But Willian, he saw the light,
He got the call from abramovich
And off he went to Stamford bridge
He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham"
Both of those chants are brilliant! The Willian one was particularly creative |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up! To the sound of the clock chimes. Creative I know...
He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Vince Hilaire!
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Love that second one |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now
Vincent van der voort, vans der voort, Vincent van der voort - kc and sunshine band tune
ohhhhh Michael van gerwen
ohhhhh Michael van gerwen -7 nation army tune
For the tungsten ticklers out there
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Absolute classic from opposing fans whenever they played Rangers and the Rangers goalkeeper was Andy Goram..quite open he was back in the day about being diagnosed with bi-polar..opposing fans used to chant..”THERE’S ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS, TWO ANDY GORAMS”
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 51 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
Being sung at 2 uniformed police officers at an FC United game...
"we paid for your hats,
We paid for your haaaaatts,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for your hats"
Then "2 hats" is repeatedly chanted progressively faster until it becomes indistinguishable from the word "twats".. |
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By *abioMan 51 weeks ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM WE HATE TOTTENHAM
THANK YOU
WHAT DO WE THINK OF SHIT?
“What do we think of Tottenham…?”
SHIT!
TOTTENHAM!
THAT'S ALRIGHT "
This is then followed by the classics “my old man said be a Tottenham fan “…
Or “we all live in a Perry groves world”
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment.
Sad that "
Better not listen to what the Celtic fans chanted during the minute's applause in memory of the Queen  |
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"Celtic's "You can shove the Coronation up your arse" was a beautiful moment.
Sad that
Better not listen to what the Celtic fans chanted during the minute's applause in memory of the Queen "
I had a big soft spot for Queenie. Bad Celtic! |
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"To Que sera:
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard,
He slipped on his fucking arse
He gave it to Demba Ba
Oh Steve Gerrard Gerrard.
& also the Willian song:
The shit from spurs, they bought his flight
But Willian, he saw the light,
He got the call from abramovich
And off he went to Stamford bridge
He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham"
Good job I read through as these are exactly what I was going put up brilliant  |
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"I once saw a video of an American watching British football chants and it was a bit of a surprise for him  "
I went to a Canadian football match once (very like American football/gridiron) and I remember being very chastened by the reaction from the crowd in the immediate vicinity when I let out a few little swears. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?
Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting "
Everywhere they go !!! Tottenham get battered everywhere they go |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona "
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on !! |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?
Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting "
1966 football came home.
Its been cumming home for 1966 years
Football
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on !!"
Best Wayne Rooney Chant
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Fat granny shagger ,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger
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"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on !!
Best Wayne Rooney Chant
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Fat granny shagger ,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger
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Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on !!
Best Wayne Rooney Chant
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Fat granny shagger ,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger
Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin?"
I didn't make the chant up haha..I just remember it from back in the day.
I believe it's the former though...that's he's fat and shag granny's lol.
Think it started being sung after he was rumoured to have slept with some old slapper |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"So the British are a creative bunch and I personally love how they can make a sporting chant about anything. But what are some of the more memorable or your favourite ones?
Also, try to keep it funny. Don't be a dick and talk about tragedy chanting "
After a goal kick.....
You're shit ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(So much creativity) |
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"Feed the scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time. Perfect song for this time of year although my favourite is the 12 days of Cantona
And you'll never get a job
You'll never get a job
Sign on, sign on !!
Best Wayne Rooney Chant
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Fat granny shagger ,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger
Does this mean he’s fat and he shags grannies, or he likes to shag grannies who are fat? Needs more precision! You may have to change the tune, though. Maybe ask Tim Minchin?
I didn't make the chant up haha..I just remember it from back in the day.
I believe it's the former though...that's he's fat and shag granny's lol.
Think it started being sung after he was rumoured to have slept with some old slapper "
Thanks for the clarification |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"To the Sweden fans.. Just saw it on insta. Haha
You're shit, but your birds are fit,
You're shit, but your birds are fit...... "
I've heard that one before and I think the Swedish fans responded with "Go home. To your ugly wives". Brutal  |
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"Absolute classic from opposing fans whenever they played Rangers and the Rangers goalkeeper was Andy Goram..quite open he was back in the day about being diagnosed with bi-polar..opposing fans used to chant..”THERE’S ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS, TWO ANDY GORAMS”
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I shouldn't laugh but ... |
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Some of the the cricket songs are brilliant, this is my favourite to the tune of Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
Oh Johnny Bairstow
You are the love of my life
Oh Johnny Bairstow
You can shag my wife
Oh Johnny Bairstow
I want ginger hair too
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To the tune of agadoo.
Robert huth, huth, huth
Is a massive German youth
Robert huth, huth, huth
Is a massive German youth
To the left to the right
He’ll stop anything in sight
He’s the best in the land
And he shits in Ferdinand.
The mr |
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By *ornyguyMan 51 weeks ago
Hillsborough, NI |
was at A Notts Forest match a number of years back, and when going through a goal drought, they where singing the following:
"we'll score again, don't know when, don't know where, but I know we'll score again some sunny day." - to the tune of Vera Lynn "we'll meet again" for anyone that needs it |
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Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Dewsbury-Hall
Sung by the Leicester fans for our midfielder Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.
To the tune of Wonderwall, if it wasn't obvious |
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"Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Dewsbury-Hall
Sung by the Leicester fans for our midfielder Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall.
To the tune of Wonderwall, if it wasn't obvious"
Ffs it's far too early for earworms lol |
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On the rare occasion Derby were giving some team a hammering at Pride Park, one of the opposition players got injured and was hobbling off with the Derby fans singing “He’s had enough, he’s had enough…..” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"On the rare occasion Derby were giving some team a hammering at Pride Park, one of the opposition players got injured and was hobbling off with the Derby fans singing “He’s had enough, he’s had enough…..”"
The Stan Collymore one is pretty brutal as well but quite funny |
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"On the rare occasion Derby were giving some team a hammering at Pride Park, one of the opposition players got injured and was hobbling off with the Derby fans singing “He’s had enough, he’s had enough…..”
The Stan Collymore one is pretty brutal as well but quite funny "
My memory is dreadful, I remember of it but don’t actually remember it. |
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Chelsea fans used to sing "he's here, he's there, he's every fucking where, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf".
Fast forward, pre match programme interview with Frank Leboeuf. Frank says how he appreciates the fans singing his name, but he's got young children and there's young children in the ground and he doesn't like the swearing.
Game kicks off, Frank pops up from nowhere, makes a vital tackle and feeds the ball forward.
Cue the fans singing....
"he's here, he's there, were not allowed to swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf".
Frank smiles from ear to ear and waves at the crowd.
Brilliant. |
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"I'll start us off with:
"His name is a shop. His name is a shooooooooop. Lenell John-Lewis! His name is a shop!""
Honestly was not expecting this to be up there, this chant started at Bury away at Coventry one season, actually glad to be part of it when it started now....might have been one of the worst strikers we ever had! Haha |
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Another great Bury chant from a few years back!
We are the Bury rambling club
We ramble on from pub to pub
To die of thirst we have no fear
As long as we've a pint of beer
So raises your glasses way up high
And blow the froth in the landlords eye
We are the Bury rambling club
We ramble on from pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub to pub |
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There's definitely too many that can't be repeated on here,many that shouldn't be repeated anywhere.
I prefer simple ones and some are amazingly imaginative.
I used to like the simple
"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, We've got Dennis Bergkamp...."
It was simple but effective ,yes he's brilliant and he's ours
The classic " Thierry Henry chant sang to the tune of Tom Park.
And my all time favourite.
"Oohhh AHHHH Ray Parlar" it's obviously Parlour but that doesn't work with the chant.
And let's not forget the simplist one ever
The classic Arsenal screamer
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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"There's definitely too many that can't be repeated on here,many that shouldn't be repeated anywhere.
I prefer simple ones and some are amazingly imaginative.
I used to like the simple
"We've got Dennis Bergkamp, We've got Dennis Bergkamp...."
It was simple but effective ,yes he's brilliant and he's ours
The classic " Thierry Henry chant sang to the tune of Tom Park.
And my all time favourite.
"Oohhh AHHHH Ray Parlar" it's obviously Parlour but that doesn't work with the chant.
And let's not forget the simplist one ever
The classic Arsenal screamer
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
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Ton Hark stupid auto carrot |
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