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I'm looking for the prettiest penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It seems like it's a theme for today.

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By *ambertMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

All of my recent public willy pics are wearing fashionable hats.

Ergo they are beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unfortunately I don’t show that for that to be seen you have to charm my knickers off

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I wish you luck in your sewrch for it

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

I know a few of those

Em x

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By *am101aMan over a year ago

swad

mine? not big but cute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of my recent public willy pics are wearing fashionable hats.

Ergo they are beautiful "

No Santa hat, points deducted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish you luck in your sewrch for it"

Your spelling mistakes are catching.

I will search long and hard for it Kai. Or you know, send a pic and save me the bother.

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Points for Santa hat?

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By *ot and horny30Man over a year ago

old waltham

No hat on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Yeah I want pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know a few of those

Em x"

Recommendations are most welcome.

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By *teveuk77Man over a year ago

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My time to shine!

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Yeah I want pretty."

It’s only in the eye of the beholder

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By *ambertMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"All of my recent public willy pics are wearing fashionable hats.

Ergo they are beautiful

No Santa hat, points deducted "

Santa is bottom tier for penis hats.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute..."

What's wrong with cute?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty*

*With filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only in the world of fab where you’re judged by the prettiness of your appendage.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

2nd pic down my public pics.

You're welcome

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By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

"I know a few of those

Em x

Recommendations are most welcome."

Well there's one of them here,I'm sure the others will be along shortly .

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute...

What's wrong with cute?!"

Nowt wrong with cute, mine smiles a lot and controls he’s dribble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

Don't know about prettiest, but please take a look and see what you think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think mines nice

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

6th and 16th pic are OK, videos have some good angles too.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's a trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2nd pic down my public pics.

You're welcome

Jesus Christ

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

I prefer the term 'handsome' rather than cute...

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I like the dichotomy thing you have going on - one minute sex is too much effort, the next pretty penis hunting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only in the world of fab where you’re judged by the prettiness of your appendage."

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like the dichotomy thing you have going on - one minute sex is too much effort, the next pretty penis hunting. "

I'm not gonna do anything with it Meli. That's effort I just don't have! Sometimes I just like to look at pretty things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty*

*With filters

I love a filter.

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By *reg45Man over a year ago

durham

I quite like mine

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By *exymilf_69Woman over a year ago

yorkshire

I’ve seen a few - not on fab I must add

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"2nd pic down my public pics.

You're welcome

Jesus Christ

I'll take that

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By *hatChattyGuyMan over a year ago

folkestone

I don't know if its a good or bad thing but I've been told before mine is "pretty", and "unique" which is a bit more worrying (it's the skin pigment thing).

Most recently (from the festive profile pic) I got told it's cute, it was discussed whether "cutes" embarrassingly patronising or a compliment lol...I took it as a complimemt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve seen a few - not on fab I must add"

The post heard around the world ….ouch.

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

"I like the dichotomy thing you have going on"

You mean a dick-otomy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I quite like mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I quite like mine

This is not a thread for you dear.

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

I think mine's quite nice. It's not a big one, but I like the way it looks.

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By *wlmanMan over a year ago

Rugby

I have been told that mine is not too bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think mine is worth co sidering at least?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm far too shy to show it publicly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I quite like mine

This is not a thread for you dear. "

Dammit

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a freshly clean penis, straight out of the shower!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm guessing this is a personal preference thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Recommendations are most welcome."

"Well there's one of them here,I'm sure the others will be along shortly."

Look, it’s high time I gave everyone else a chance, okay?

Besides, I don’t have one of those mini Santa hats. Somebody send me one and I’ll take a photo with it on the end.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm guessing this is a personal preference thing?"

It's always personal preference, there is no universally pretty penis to all, even if it's a majority vote, it's never unanimous.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days. "

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?"

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Recommendations are most welcome.Well there's one of them here,I'm sure the others will be along shortly.

Look, it’s high time I gave everyone else a chance, okay?

Besides, I don’t have one of those mini Santa hats. Somebody send me one and I’ll take a photo with it on the end."

I keep meaning to buy a WoodyHoodie *they’re a real thing!!!

*thank you to the fabber that pointed it out. It still makes me laugh.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you. "

I did warn her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle."

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

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By *rSteel95Man over a year ago

south west

Check my public pics

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her"

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Recommendations are most welcome.Well there's one of them here,I'm sure the others will be along shortly.

Look, it’s high time I gave everyone else a chance, okay?

Besides, I don’t have one of those mini Santa hats. Somebody send me one and I’ll take a photo with it on the end."

On it.

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By *ddkkk91Man over a year ago

fife

I am sure there is one or two or more...

I wish you all the best in your search

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"On it."

If there’s an obvious high street shop selling them, tell me. I’ll grab one after work.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know? "

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a freshly clean penis, straight out of the shower! "

No one likes a cheesy bell end Kai, bonus points for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?"

Curve

Veinyness

Hair

Shapely end

I still hate you btw.

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By *ust want fun 888Man over a year ago

nearby

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

"
is mine pretty?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

is mine pretty?"

To somebody I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

100% needed a cute name for a cutie. Suits her better than her last

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By *ust want fun 888Man over a year ago

nearby

Thank you, that will do me.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!"

Because it sends the fans wild

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Curve

Veinyness

Hair

Shapely end

I still hate you btw.

I'll no doubt regret asking but feel free to rate mine

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Curve

Veinyness

Hair

Shapely end

I still hate you btw.

Thank you. I'll sit this one out then as mines straighter than an arrow.

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By *ddkkk91Man over a year ago

fife

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld"

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

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By *ddkkk91Man over a year ago

fife

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh"

let them go wild

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

let them go wild

Keep your comments to the thread please ladies and gents

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Curve

Veinyness

Hair

Shapely end

I still hate you btw.

Thank you. I'll sit this one out then as mines straighter than an arrow."

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

100% needed a cute name for a cutie. Suits her better than her last

I knew I should of gone with the candy cane option.

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

100% needed a cute name for a cutie. Suits her better than her last

I knew I should of gone with the candy cane option. "

And what was that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a look at mine, be good to see what you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

100% needed a cute name for a cutie. Suits her better than her last

I knew I should of gone with the candy cane option.

And what was that?"

Candycane followed by a four letter word beginning with c

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By *elenshubbyMan over a year ago

Uxbridge

Do you think my pics are pretty?

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By *teveuk77Man over a year ago

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute...

What's wrong with cute?!"

"aaawwww, look at that cute penis"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just a heads up I aren't rating peoples penises, this isn't a service I'm offering.

Just drop them below and then go. Thank you for your cooperation.

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By *ddkkk91Man over a year ago

fife

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

let them go wild

Keep your comments to the thread please ladies and gents"

Some fans being naughty ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

let them go wild

Keep your comments to the thread please ladies and gents"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

let them go wild

Keep your comments to the thread please ladies and gents

Some fans being naughty ?

Fans?!?!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines pretty

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Mistle Moo! Yes. Epic. Brilliant. Thank you.

I did warn her

It's just perfect. So perfect. So adorable just like the OP.

100% needed a cute name for a cutie. Suits her better than her last

I knew I should of gone with the candy cane option.

And what was that?

Candycane followed by a four letter word beginning with c "

There's options, but you missed a trick. Next year Moo xx

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"I wish I had a pretty penis some days.

I accidentally seen you tugging on yours whilst trying to watch your karaoke videos.

You have a nice penis, Pickle.

I think I need to upload some more karaoke videos

The penis is nice. It’s decent. But it’s not going to win any model competitions, you know?

I don't know about that. You've gotta be in it to win it

New thread idea unlocked, Bill!

Jesus Christ why do you 2 have the same profile pic!

Because it sends the fans wild

and crowd is going wiiillllld

Best kept secrets on the hot pics page sssshhhh

let them go wild

Keep your comments to the thread please ladies and gents

Some fans being naughty ?

Fans?!?!"

Yes, Jack. Fans!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

Xx"

You qualify

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By *ung_johnMan over a year ago

birmingham

I have been told I have a pretty dick… would like to hear your opinion

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

But you've already told me you love it!

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By *orkshire Couple2000Couple over a year ago

Halifax

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

Happy to share if you'd like a pic x

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

You qualify "

This might just be my compliment for the week

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By *adbod2godbodMan over a year ago

Manchester

I've been told mine is pretty. Also been told the earth is flat, so I don't know what to believe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty penis.

Is this a competition? Should it be a competition?

I volunteer as tribute

Wait!!!!

I mean judge. I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

It me

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By *IG G77Man over a year ago

GATLEY

It's me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pretty penis.

Is this a competition? Should it be a competition?

I volunteer as tribute

Wait!!!!

I mean judge. I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

I will show you mine, if you show me yours?

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"Pretty penis.

Is this a competition? Should it be a competition?

I volunteer as tribute

Wait!!!!

I mean judge. I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

Be careful what you wish for...

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By *nicornlovers69Couple over a year ago

Everywhere

Define pretty?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

What if it’s one she *wants* to handle? I don’t want to see you two fighting.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan over a year ago

The last house on the left…

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

Mines impressive, but definitely not pretty.

I remember one lady said it looked “beat up”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have been told I have a pretty dick… would like to hear your opinion "

You have a pretty dick or are a pretty dick? Big difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pretty penis.

Is this a competition? Should it be a competition?

I volunteer as tribute

Wait!!!!

I mean judge. I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

Oh I don't wanna handle them, god knows where they've been.

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By *ung_johnMan over a year ago

birmingham

"I have been told I have a pretty dick… would like to hear your opinion

You have a pretty dick or are a pretty dick? Big difference "

A pretty dick more than having a pretty dick, at least there’s a pretty compliment either way

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Define pretty?

It’s in the eye of the beholder. Which they always complain about.

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By *ynaMike69Man over a year ago

Blackpool

"It seems like it's a theme for today.

I'm not sure it's pretty but I'll let you judge ha ha ha

M x

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Pretty penis.

Is this a competition? Should it be a competition?

I volunteer as tribute

Wait!!!!

I mean judge. I'll happily judge if OP needs help with any she can't handle

Oh I don't wanna handle them, god knows where they've been.

The shower! I told you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So let me get this right?

Dick pics are now IN?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute...

What's wrong with cute?!"

I had a guy message me yesterday to tell me my penis was cute....

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

"So let me get this right?

Dick pics are now IN? "

They’ve always been IN, but now you can shout about it instead of a discreet whisper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is like the Mona Lisa of willies. It’s a masterpiece.

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By *ove2lickMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Up the dick pics no pun intended

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By *xelciscoMan over a year ago

Reading/bracknell

"Just a heads up I aren't rating peoples penises, this isn't a service I'm offering.

Just drop them below and then go. Thank you for your cooperation.

That's what I understood too. Just heads. Up. Mine usually is.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Don’t know if I’ve ever had mine called pretty but been told quite a few times it’s nice

Worry when it's called cute...

What's wrong with cute?!"

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Quite. That happened to me once halfway through a playdate when she exclaimed that I had a "cute cock". Now, I don't possess a monolithic cock but mine went from blimp to limp in a picosecond.

Talk about reversal of fortune.

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By *heekyDemandCouple over a year ago

Leicester

"How are you rating prettiness Mistle Moo?

Curve

Veinyness

Hair

Shapely end

I still hate you btw.

No curve

Quite veiny

No hair

Bulbous end

And hardness roughly 9 on the Mohs scale

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So let me get this right?

Dick pics are now IN?

They’ve always been IN, but now you can shout about it instead of a discreet whisper

Must find a pic.

*rummages around.

Narrator - Woody will be a while with his hands down his pants…

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"So let me get this right?

Dick pics are now IN?

They’ve always been IN, but now you can shout about it instead of a discreet whisper

Must find a pic.

*rummages around.

Narrator - Woody will be a while with his hands down his pants…"

Way to kill a thread man

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

You rang?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Animal or human?

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Maybe not prettiest but deffo ‘thick’

A proper mouthful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animal or human?"

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe not prettiest but deffo ‘thick’

A proper mouthful"

I think I've had my share of thick dicks to be honest...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can decorate mine very prettily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So let me get this right?

Dick pics are now IN?

They’ve always been IN, but now you can shout about it instead of a discreet whisper

Must find a pic.

*rummages around.

Narrator - Woody will be a while with his hands down his pants…

Way to kill a thread man

I know many more ways than just this.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

I've put mine away

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Not in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not in"

Not out… is probably a perfect answer too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've put mine away "

Have you been walking around with it out all this time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not in"

Quite literally

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put mine away

Have you been walking around with it out all this time?"

Yes. Nobody touched it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won prettiest penis of the year 3 years in a row. Self judged award but still counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've put mine away

Have you been walking around with it out all this time?

Yes. Nobody touched it though "

That's disappointing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I have a freshly clean penis, straight out of the shower! "

Well, pics or it didn't happen

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By *hriscooperMan over a year ago

Warrington

Define a pretty penis.

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've put mine away

Have you been walking around with it out all this time?

Yes. Nobody touched it though

That's disappointing "

It was. And now it's cold.

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By *he ass man 666Man over a year ago

paradise city

Been told mines nice to look at , but suppose it depends what you like

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"I've put mine away

Have you been walking around with it out all this time?

Yes. Nobody touched it though

That's disappointing

It was. And now it's cold. "

I'll warm it up

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By *art1968Man over a year ago

stafford

I think mine is on to look at lol

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By *ingerxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"All of my recent public willy pics are wearing fashionable hats.

Ergo they are beautiful "

Just made my night looking at your pics! Love them, well done

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"All of my recent public willy pics are wearing fashionable hats.

Ergo they are beautiful

No Santa hat, points deducted

Santa is bottom tier for penis hats. "

Ah I found the Grinch, Y'all! Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman over a year ago

near Putney Heath

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

She ^ forcibly removed the pënïs_!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ya gonna do to it when / if ya find it ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What classes as a pretty penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What ya gonna do to it when / if ya find it ?"

Snap it off and pickle it.

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

"What ya gonna do to it when / if ya find it ?

Snap it off and pickle it."

Go on do it, say who has the prettiest penis. Let's start a war!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya gonna do to it when / if ya find it ?

Snap it off and pickle it."

In that case.. the guy above me in this thread has... Honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Umm I've never been told its pretty, but I think it's kinda OK haha

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By *oshb12469Man over a year ago

Bury st edmunds

No idea if it is

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Let's start a war!"

A nuclear war!

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

I shall put mine into the hat.. hubby

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By *ove2lickMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Once told I have a pretty cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Pretty is not a word that has ever been used to describe mine. Not sure what to make of that

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty penis? That's a new one for me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Pretty is not a word that has ever been used to describe mine. Not sure what to make of that

Marc"

You have an exceptionally pretty penis I'll have you know!

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does a good job

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry i only have a face pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mirror, mirror on the fab updates wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any ladies care to see my 'penis' and a 'face' photo of myself aswell.

Send me an 'inbox' please, thank you.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mirror, mirror on the fab updates wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

T."

I genuinely think that my tallow hacker is reasonably attractive as one eyed bald fellas go.

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By *addy bareMan over a year ago

lakeside

Hiya think mine is pretty,but I could be wrong.

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

London

"What ya gonna do to it when / if ya find it ?

Snap it off and pickle it."

Oh I want to be the pickled prick

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

Before this thread closes, who had the prettiest penis Mistle Moo?

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By *eepopMan over a year ago

Dublin

Ive been told ive a pretty penis lol

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