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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say. |
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say."
I give this profile update 3/10; must try harder.
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say."
2 out of 4 isn't bad I suppose, I put the ass in class and have plenty of sass  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
I give this profile update 3/10; must try harder.
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Yeah where is that guy? His chat had me all hot. |
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"A real WOMAN....
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What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey?
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A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh "
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You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"A real WOMAN....
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What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey?
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A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh
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You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day?"
Let's not even get started on the other stuff!  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"You do need to have sex Brucey.
Sadly for us both (mainly me, I'm wiping away tears as I type this) I don't quite meet your high standards.
Oh well."
Yeah but you've won the golden ticket.
Come into my factory _eli...let's get wonko  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A real WOMAN....
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What's the difference between a woman and a real WOMAN, Brucey?
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A real woman is Bella. Strong, stunning, and likes gravehhh
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You are aware that Bella' wears dentures and dips her falsies into a glass of Steradent™ every day?"
She could have 5 mins every hour of turning into a flesh eating zombie and I'd probably still turn up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say."
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now. |
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"Don't like foot rubs, out .
Em x
I'll shave your toes!
Do NOT touch my feet!
It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman! "
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now."
Sass and ass were the main ones anyway.
Your socks are stylish no? |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't like foot rubs, out .
Em x
I'll shave your toes!
Do NOT touch my feet!
It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them "
I've looked at your feet before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now.
Sass and ass were the main ones anyway.
Your socks are stylish no?"
As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. |
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"Don't like foot rubs, out .
Em x
I'll shave your toes!
Do NOT touch my feet!
It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them
I've looked at your feet before "
Keep your mits and your mouth off them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say."
I'm 2 out of the 4 so I can't apply |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now.
Sass and ass were the main ones anyway.
Your socks are stylish no?
As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub. "
Stop flirting with others!  |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Don't like foot rubs, out .
Em x
I'll shave your toes!
Do NOT touch my feet!
It wouldn't be me touching them, it would be the razor, and it's not feet, it's toes. Christ woman!
Toes are a part of the feet.
Don't even look at them
I've looked at your feet before
Keep your mits and your mouth off them!"
That's a negative there cupcake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now.
Sass and ass were the main ones anyway.
Your socks are stylish no?
As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub.
Stop flirting with others! "
Stop sticking your penis in others!!
Actually no, don't stop that.
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"A real WOMAN.
One with style, one with class, one with sass, one with ass.
Apply below. Half assed foot rubs in return.
My good friend err (pss YOU, wanna be my friend) says I need one. Or that I really need to get laid, something along those lines. I do like sex I must say.
Style. No.
Class. No.
Sass. Is this the same as bitchy? If so, yes.
I'm not sure where I stand now.
Sass and ass were the main ones anyway.
Your socks are stylish no?
As discussed with someone else, I wouldn't wear them to the pub.
Stop flirting with others!
Stop sticking your penis in others!!
Actually no, don't stop that.
"
You're on the list. Just the gonna need a lot of luck, patience, and alcohol section! |
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"Well...
What could be more if a real WOMAN than a woman in a man's body, in stockings and a basque.
Hubba hubba, big boy! "
This could be a winner, Brucey. All the good bits without the mood swings |
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"Ok I get you don’t like I shall leave you ballbags
Heh, ballbags. It's nothing personal boo!"
well when you’ve ignored my comment all day yes it is but don’t worry I will never comment on any of your threads again |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Ok I get you don’t like I shall leave you ballbags
Heh, ballbags. It's nothing personal boo! well when you’ve ignored my comment all day yes it is but don’t worry I will never comment on any of your threads again "
I didn't ignore it, I work and don't have time to respond to every thread comment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you know I actually once said that I stroked my cock as a JOKE and I was reported and my profile blocked and removed because I had the audacity to lie maybe I deserved it I don't know but I was very bored for a few months trying to resolve the issue I had to beg Fab to give me another chance because I lie about stupid things and for what it is worth I am genuinely a woman using this website for entertainment in my otherwise rather dull life so if I was you Brucey I'd be careful what you wish for and that's not a threat it is a statement and matter of fact but I just thought I'd clear a few things up since we are on the subject of women if I never come back now it's because someone reported me for being a bloke but seriously guys I just joke around about these things like dangling my balls in the mouth of Brucey see that's not real but if you believe it is |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Did you know I actually once said that I stroked my cock as a JOKE and I was reported and my profile blocked and removed because I had the audacity to lie maybe I deserved it I don't know but I was very bored for a few months trying to resolve the issue I had to beg Fab to give me another chance because I lie about stupid things and for what it is worth I am genuinely a woman using this website for entertainment in my otherwise rather dull life so if I was you Brucey I'd be careful what you wish for and that's not a threat it is a statement and matter of fact but I just thought I'd clear a few things up since we are on the subject of women if I never come back now it's because someone reported me for being a bloke but seriously guys I just joke around about these things like dangling my balls in the mouth of Brucey see that's not real but if you believe it is"
But I have seen your vagina. It's pretty and that can dangle in my mouth instead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts "
I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest! |
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts
I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest!"
Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts
I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest!
Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. "
I'll still be nice to you! Just a bit brisk for a coastal walk isn't it? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts
I'll take the sex part, Nero's down for the rest!
Well, he is a gentleman. You're a filthy animal. "
I'm only in if there are pixels. No pixels, no penis! |
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"thanks for the confirmation you two ^ I will happily dangle my jumbo labia in your coffee cups any day of the year as long as we can then gently sing a Christmas hymn and take a stroll along the Great British coast with Wellington boots and candy canes covered in peanuts "
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I like this eloquent little snippet of yours. You and I sauntering the craggy coastal shores, windswept, drinking piping hot mulled wine from a brown paper cup and having Brucey on a leash like a little horn-dog puppy, letting him cock his leg every time we pass a cliff top tree for him to wee upon.  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You do need to have sex Brucey.
Sadly for us both (mainly me, I'm wiping away tears as I type this) I don't quite meet your high standards.
Oh well."
You OK with me x |
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