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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Soapy Tit Wank

It even sounds great when you say it out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id love one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like giving them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i get one

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I like giving them "

You seem very well equipped for it.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan  over a year ago

St Leonards

Well I luvs sayin' it, gettin' it, and screamin' it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"I like giving them

You seem very well equipped for it. "

I'm with Fiddles here!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Soapy tit wank is *such* a pleasing phrase. It just rolls off the tongue.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

STW, used to be a frequent request from, well. Let's call it my colourful past.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Soapy tit wank is *such* a pleasing phrase. It just rolls off the tongue."

Rolls of the tongue, down the chin and all over the boobs.

You pervert

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

I don't think my tits are big enough.

Mrs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like to give them

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I don't think my tits are big enough.

Mrs "

Well you’ll never know until ………….

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"STW, used to be a frequent request from, well. Let's call it my colourful past. "

I like interesting people with a back story. Baby oil is better

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

I don't think I've ever had a tit wank but I imagine the thought is much better than the reality

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I don't think I've ever had a tit wank but I imagine the thought is much better than the reality "

Like the majority of sex acts, this is true.

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London

This is one thing I should like, but don't!

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"I don't think I've ever had a tit wank but I imagine the thought is much better than the reality

Like the majority of sex acts, this is true. "

Anyway, let's not be negative.

Back to Soap Tit Wanks...mmmmm

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"I don't think I've ever had a tit wank but I imagine the thought is much better than the reality

Like the majority of sex acts, this is true.

Anyway, let's not be negative.

Back to Soap Tit Wanks...mmmmm "

What if you get soap inside though?! That ain't good!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't think my tits are big enough.

Mrs "

They look big enough to me. Very nice indeed

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By *issMBWoman  over a year ago

North

I fear the average penis would get lost in mine. Much like a coin down the back of the sofa. But more soapy. (And less coin-y).

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I fear the average penis would get lost in mine. Much like a coin down the back of the sofa. But more soapy. (And less coin-y)."

I'll bring a map to navigate those fantastic hills and valleys

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan  over a year ago

St Leonards


"I don't think my tits are big enough.

Mrs "

Well, the good news is a great STW isn't all about the cock and big tits.

Fingers and bolly-friction are often the best part...

...and you can experiment with that now .

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever"

Ya what he said. Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"STW, used to be a frequent request from, well. Let's call it my colourful past.

I like interesting people with a back story. Baby oil is better "

I loathe and detest baby oil.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I fear the average penis would get lost in mine. Much like a coin down the back of the sofa. But more soapy. (And less coin-y)."

Haha that’s a funny thought.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x"

We can still do the soapy part, Em. I’ll draw a nice hot bath.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Love it. Soapy, oily, slidy bodies. Bring it on

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever

Ya what he said. Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x"

Aw em you still have little cuties don't you worry! That's my new name for them.

CORK!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I can't take the term seriously, as I first encountered it in Viz, courtesy of a character called Rude Boy (iirc).

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x

We can still do the soapy part, Em. I’ll draw a nice hot bath."

Slip n slide?

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By *educing_EmCouple  over a year ago

Tipperary


"Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever

Ya what he said. Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x

Aw em you still have little cuties don't you worry! That's my new name for them.

CORK!"

Sometimes I wonder why I like you

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde

Was that the follow-up single to Chirpy Chirpy Cheep-Cheep?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oily Tit Wank

It even sounds great when you say it out loud. "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soapy belly fuck please.

Use the sexy folds

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By *utlongjohnMan  over a year ago

close

Id love one of these

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Love it. Soapy, oily, slidy bodies. Bring it on "

What a secret Santa you would make.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My wife’s 34 F cup boobs make for a perfect tit wank

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By *ruceyyMan  over a year ago

London


"Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever

Ya what he said. Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x

Aw em you still have little cuties don't you worry! That's my new name for them.

CORK!

Sometimes I wonder why I like you "

Oh I'd question that all the time

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By *ourtney CocksWoman  over a year ago

fabland

Noting this for the future just need to find a guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Noting this for the future just need to find a guy "

I will hsppily voulenteer

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By *ourtney CocksWoman  over a year ago

fabland


"Noting this for the future just need to find a guy

I will hsppily voulenteer "

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan  over a year ago

St Leonards

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan  over a year ago

St Leonards

Damn! Poor tech skills!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Woapy Shit Tank... I have no idea what woapy means but whatever

Ya what he said. Who needs boobs anyway eh?

Em x"

Totally agree. Overrated

MrsAbz

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Soapy? No. Soap can be a bit drying after awhile, especially if a person is more erm... vigorous.

Oily? Fuck yes. Watching a cock all oily and slippery and very firm between my tits is really hot.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Soapy? No. Soap can be a bit drying after awhile, especially if a person is more erm... vigorous.

Oily? Fuck yes. Watching a cock all oily and slippery and very firm between my tits is really hot."

I think you’ve put that very well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks "

Can I have one please

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

my tits way too big for that sort of stuff...unless you hung like a horse.lol

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


" my tits way too big for that sort of stuff...unless you hung like a horse.lol"

Worth a try

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane


" my tits way too big for that sort of stuff...unless you hung like a horse.lol

Worth a try "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please "

Anytime you like beautiful x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Soapy? No. Soap can be a bit drying after awhile, especially if a person is more erm... vigorous.

Oily? Fuck yes. Watching a cock all oily and slippery and very firm between my tits is really hot.

I think you’ve put that very well. "

Aww thank you Fiddles, going to have that on my epitaph.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x"

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?"

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

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By *ames_dieselMan  over a year ago

London

So overrated.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x"

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right? "

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx "

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me "

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

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By *hriscooperMan  over a year ago

Warrington

Been a while since I had one.. Love them, especially to climax.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x"

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

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By *asques and boxersCouple  over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Think there is a little vid of one on our profile without soap just lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x"

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful "

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x

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By *ophie199Couple  over a year ago

leeds

I can do tit wanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can do tit wanks "

Your in leeds im in hull not that far away lets get it arranged

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x "

Oh my Natalie

feel like you could do with a pair of hands spreading that oil around xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d love one of these!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x

Oh my Natalie

feel like you could do with a pair of hands spreading that oil around xx"

Ha ha anytime you like beautiful x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x

Oh my Natalie

feel like you could do with a pair of hands spreading that oil around xx

Ha ha anytime you like beautiful x "

Okay, assume the position and I'll catch the next train to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x

Oh my Natalie

feel like you could do with a pair of hands spreading that oil around xx

Ha ha anytime you like beautiful x

Okay, assume the position and I'll catch the next train to Scotland "

Ok beautiful I will do xxx

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"I perfer to give out oily ass wanks

Can I have one please

Anytime you like beautiful x

how do we go about it?

Is it like a hotdog in a bun scenario?

Kind off yes but can’t promise it will not accidentally turn in to something else and emm slip in to something x

Well just have to make sure I'm sufficiently lubricated to ease any accident slips... you can lube me up right?

Pritty sure you be well lubed have you seen my fat ass take a bottle off oil to cover it xx

No I've seen your big lovely bum getting slapped in slo-mo quite a lot... but I've never seen you oiling it up

Maybe you could show me

Any time you like beautiful and I did have oil videos up a long time ago x

Well my inbox is always open if you feel like giving me a private viewing x

Ok you got yourself a deal x beautiful

Pulled out the archives and re uploaded ha ha the gold is gold eye shadow mixed in with the oil as the first time I did a oil video the oil didn’t come through on the video so that time I crushed eye shadow in to it to give it a colour so it could be seen in the video your welcome beautiful x

Oh my Natalie

feel like you could do with a pair of hands spreading that oil around xx

Ha ha anytime you like beautiful x

Okay, assume the position and I'll catch the next train to Scotland

Ok beautiful I will do xxx "

Can't wait xxx

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By *VineMan 50 weeks ago

The right place

Soapy or oily. Both are bloody lovely.

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By *parkle1974Woman 50 weeks ago

Leeds

Something quite delightful is that

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By *heelz69Man 50 weeks ago

Manchester


"Something quite delightful is that "

I think that I'm too small for one

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By *parkle1974Woman 50 weeks ago

Leeds


"Something quite delightful is that

I think that I'm too small for one "

Just pick someone with smaller boobs

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By *idlandiaMan 50 weeks ago

Birmingham

A club I used to go to had a cocktail that wasn't on the bar menu.

It was called soapy tit wank.

The looks you got when asking the barmaid for one and them smiling and saying yes were priceless.

It was pink and foamy in case anyone was wondering

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By *tylebender03Man 50 weeks ago

Manchester

Good times

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