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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!! "

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton

Hello

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!"

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?"

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello"

LíttlemíssmístressK! Good evening!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello

LíttlemíssmístressK! Good evening! "

Hello lovely !

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?"

Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Good evening all just having a damn good laugh ,what's on the site

Had date to day WOW did not even look like pic ( which was taken 10 years ago no shame ) 1 coffee and left .what your views how to get out shit date

Thanks

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

·

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!! "

And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Evening nero and the rest of the night owls x

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Good evening from Brazil

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hello

LíttlemíssmístressK! Good evening!

·

Hello lovely ! "

Hello SexPøt. How's the south coast? Blustery?

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By *winging NutsMan 48 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Evening one and all. Returning after a long three year absence.

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?

Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking. "

A wise Willy once said, “A true hero is not defined by their strength, but by their ability to inspire and lead others"

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hello

LíttlemíssmístressK! Good evening!

·

Hello lovely !

Hello SexPøt. How's the south coast? Blustery? "

Sexpot ?? all is well here thank you x

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 48 weeks ago

London

Evening!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening all"

Good evening Tërkël! I like your êyê glasses.

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

·

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!

And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?"

Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!

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By *ookie46Woman 48 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Nero and fellow nocturnal folk

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton

Hey x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all just having a damn good laugh ,what's on the site

Had date to day WOW did not even look like pic ( which was taken 10 years ago no shame ) 1 coffee and left .what your views how to get out shit date

Thanks "

Good evening normster, your evening was far from the norm' — next time tell her that she's too good for you and walk backwards towards the exit in deference.

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By *mber SkiesWoman 48 weeks ago

Cwmderi

Hi Nero hi all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening nero and the rest of the night owls x"

Good evening my resplendence! Once again you are melting me with your mønochromåtic photos. Vixen!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from Brazil "

Hello and good evening °MT Swingers° this is London calling...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening one and all. Returning after a long three year absence. "

Swinging Nuts! A very warm welcome, thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread! There is a banquette for you, right next to the vintage orrery.

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Good evening from Brazil

Hello and good evening °MT Swingers° this is London calling..."

And I'm the gal from Ireland!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 48 weeks ago

Essex

Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?

Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.

·

A wise Willy once said, “A true hero is not defined by their strength, but by their ability to inspire and lead others""

Do you know of any willies that are w|se?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening! "

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

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By *illy IdolMan 48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?

Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.

·

A wise Willy once said, “A true hero is not defined by their strength, but by their ability to inspire and lead others"

Do you know of any willies that are w|se?"

I know of one but he's a massive bellend

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

·

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!

And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?

·

Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!! "

What about the unique gift that will land in my Inbøx?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 48 weeks ago

London


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer! "

Hi NerophiliaLondon

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By *oth0fusCouple 48 weeks ago

Dartford

Evening all we are still buzzing from our first meet from here on Saturday

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnal folk "

Everyone please kindly extend a warm welcome to Côôkie. She holds a Gin Tasting masterclass every Funday evening.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

Hi NerophiliaLondon "

God I totally misread that !!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx"

What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hey x"

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge.

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By *winging NutsMan 48 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Evening one and all. Returning after a long three year absence.

Swinging Nuts! A very warm welcome, thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread! There is a banquette for you, right next to the vintage orrery."

Why thank you kind sir! This layman needed to 'Google Search' ...Orrery.....but is happy the host has recognised his scientific mind and his preference for Venus before Mars in the order af things.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero hi all "

The milf next door! J'adore!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers "

My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx

What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh? "

Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening

A very G°°°°°°°OOD Evening to Willy Idol. You are tonight's F¹rst poster!

And a bloody pleasure it is Zero.

Hope you're well on this fine evening?

Confounded! I went from Nero to Zero in a picosecond! I am fine, thank you for asking.

·

A wise Willy once said, “A true hero is not defined by their strength, but by their ability to inspire and lead others"

Do you know of any willies that are w|se?

I know of one but he's a massive bellend"

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers

My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?"

I’ve missed you too

Yes please.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 48 weeks ago

London


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

Hi NerophiliaLondon

God, I totally misread that !!! "

Hahaha just one letter distance

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

·

Hi NerophiliaLondon "

Are you still looking for a chaperone for your next Social?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening all we are still buzzing from our first meet from here on Saturday "

Good evening and hello bØthØfus. Congratulations on your f¹rst meet!

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By *affron40Woman 48 weeks ago

manchester

Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge."

Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening one and all. Returning after a long three year absence.

Swinging Nuts! A very warm welcome, thank you for joining the Nocturnal Thread! There is a banquette for you, right next to the vintage orrery.

·

Why thank you kind sir! This layman needed to 'Google Search' ...Orrery.....but is happy the host has recognised his scientific mind and his preference for Venus before Mars in the order of things. "

You're most welcome. The Nocturnal Snúg Bàr is a most welcoming cosmos!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx

What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh?

·

Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me.

J"

Jülië, which part of Bééf are you missing?

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

·

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!

And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?

·

Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!

What about the unique gift that will land in my Inbøx? "

Unique gift you say, have to get my thinking cap on about that!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers

My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?

·

I’ve missed you too

Yes please. "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 48 weeks ago

Southampton


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

Hi NerophiliaLondon

God, I totally misread that !!!

Hahaha just one letter distance "

Quite !! Lol clearly it's bedtime for me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 48 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx

What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh?

·

Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me.

J

Jülië, which part of Bééf are you missing? "

Right now, the hugs.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder. "

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and everyone else!!!

Evening felicitations —•Budding Rose•— Are you well?

·

Yes I'm good!! Got my one and only xmas present today so happy out!!

And what prey tell is this celebrated Christmas present? Are you allowed to tell us?

·

Just a gift for my nephew for xmas!! My gift to all fabbers are my new xmas pics I put up today!!!

What about the unique gift that will land in my Inbøx?

·

Unique gift you say, have to get my thinking cap on about that!! "

No rush. I am a patient man.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 48 weeks ago

Essex


"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers

My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?

·

I’ve missed you too

Yes please.

"

We know the ale flagon is mine

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By *agerMorganMan 48 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment.

How are we all?

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge.

Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?"

Two - both very inquisitive lurchers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and Noc folk.

Jx

What's with these cut and paste salutations? Eh?

·

Sorry Nero, I'm a bit glum and missing B and my way with words has deserted me.

J

Jülië, which part of Bééf are you missing?

·

Right now, the hugs.

J"

Awww...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and lovely Noccers

My darling Místy! How I have missed you. Drinks soon?

·

I’ve missed you too

Yes please.

·

We know the ale flagon is mine "

Fair enough. I'll hold onto your jugs then.

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By *udding RoseWoman 48 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge.

Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?

Two - both very inquisitive lurchers "

Oh lurchers are lovely dogs, they make great pets!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment.

How are we all? "

What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health?

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By *affron40Woman 48 weeks ago

manchester


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng! "

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge.

Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?

·

Two - both very inquisitive lurchers "

Those pesky pooches!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

·

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off "

Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.

Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines."

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening! "

Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

·

Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?"

I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.

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By *affron40Woman 48 weeks ago

manchester


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

·

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off

Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.

Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3."

I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…

No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please.

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

·

Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?

I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree. "

Real tree of course?

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By *agerMorganMan 48 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment.

How are we all?

What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health? "

I’m very well good sir, health wise doing fantastic as I’m down a half stone so far which is helping an awful lot.

How about yourself? Have you been keeping in good health?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

·

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off

Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.

Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.

·

I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…

No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please."

You're going to need a Karcher™ pressure washer to disperse all those cobwebs on your quinny.

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By *ildbillkidMan 48 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 48 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

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Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?

I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.

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Real tree of course?"

Yes. A real tree. It will be a Nordic non-drop. I always know it is because they also handwrite it with those words, oblivious to it's real provenance.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Baron Nero, Evening to all Barons & Baronesses of this fine establishment.

How are we all?

What a delightful surprise! Good evening JågerMorgån! How are you and, more to the point, are you keeping good health?

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I’m very well good sir, health wise doing fantastic as I’m down a half stone so far which is helping an awful lot.

How about yourself? Have you been keeping in good health? "

That's a fantastic achievement! Congratulations, young Sirrah!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy"

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Friendlygentleman — gøød ëvëning!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West

Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

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By *ildbillkidMan 48 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! "

got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

·

Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?

I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.

·

Real tree of course?

Yes. A real tree. It will be a Nordic non-drop. I always know it is because they also handwrite it with those words, oblivious to it's real provenance."

I still use the artificial one I bought from Homebase 20 yrs ago, I've nearly had my money's worth

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By *ildbillkidMan 48 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! "
ask them for a veg-a- mite sandwich

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though! "

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow "

Bill, have you heard from Blu'? Are you able to access her profile?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 48 weeks ago

London


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

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Hi NerophiliaLondon

Are you still looking for a chaperone for your next Social?"

I don't need a new chaperone, sticking with the first one

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By *ildbillkidMan 48 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, low 60's cloudy

Good evening Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! got a chance of rain tonight and snow flurries tomorrow

Bill, have you heard from Blu'? Are you able to access her profile? "

I haven't, I can, you should be able to

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero, good evening Nocterines.

ÊsArKây — a very good evening!

·

Hope you're well Nero, decorations up?

I'm fine, thank you. Alas, no, I only decorate the tree. Now I just need to procure a fine tree.

·

Real tree of course?

Yes. A real tree. It will be a Nordic non-drop. I always know it is because they also handwrite it with those words, oblivious to it's real provenance.

·

I still use the artificial one I bought from Homebase 20 yrs ago, I've nearly had my money's worth "

You're a wise man. Fake trees are like fake orgasms; they repeat year after year, unabating.

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By *apidaryMan 48 weeks ago

Chipping Norton

Evening Nero, evening all.

The tree is up; the festive lights are lit.

I smell of pine needles.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening!

Good evening to my favourite Iberian Ibis, VeronicaSexplorer!

·

Hi NerophiliaLondon

Are you still looking for a chaperone for your next Social?

·

I don't need a new chaperone, sticking with the first one "

You know how to charm and beguile a gentleman.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening all.

The tree is up; the festive lights are lit.

I smell of pine needles."

I've been suffering from pines and needles all day, Låpidåry! Good evening dear sir. †

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?"

He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

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By *affron40Woman 48 weeks ago

manchester


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

·

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off

Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.

Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.

·

I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…

No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please.

You're going to need a Karcher™ pressure washer to disperse all those cobwebs on your quinny. "

true dat

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?

·

He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun! "

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero I’m bored and uncomfortable, trying to keep distracted with some good old murder.

Dear Miss Marple, why is thy so bored? You've got a new hip, new glass eye and a pacemaker... You should be doing cartwheels and raising the pennant.

Anyway, good evening Saffwrøng!

·

Tis a long ass day when there is no comfortable position to be seated or lying down. The hip is amazing. Just the rest of my old body that’s falling off

Oh, poor Prêy is also nursing a sore derrière at the moment.

Fear not, we shall upgrade your moth-eaten carcass to Version 2, Cervix Pack 3.

·

I imagine Prey had considerably more fun than me obtaining said soreness…

No womb nonsense this time thanks. I’m bored of this menopause shit already. I’ll go straight to funtimes please.

You're going to need a Karcher™ pressure washer to disperse all those cobwebs on your quinny.

·

true dat"

Haha!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?

·

He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?"

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?

·

He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

-

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free! "

Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"Greetings, dear Nerø. It's just me tonight. Mr KC is still away with work so I've been extra super duper busy. I've WFH and then done everything else too. Now I'm heading to the bathroom to clean my teeth and will wheel off to bed. It appears I have to present myself to some visitors from Down Under in the morning. Someone forgot to tell me and colleagues about it till after 6pm though!

Gœœœœœd evening KC² and the moonlight band!

There's nothing worse than being lumbered with unsuspecting antipodeans. Send them back forthwith on the next Clippership!

When is Mr KC back? Is he enjoying his playdate?

·

He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

-

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!

Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?"

For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 48 weeks ago

Mayfair


"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

-

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!

Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?

·

For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat "

He's got hollow legs!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

-

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!

Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?

·

For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat

He's got hollow legs!"

Probably

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By *uchasGMan 48 weeks ago

Northwest


"He's back tomorrow evening. He went away on Sunday night. Work away trips are usually liberal with the hospitality, so I'm sure he's been having fun!

He sounds like a "free buffet man"!

Is he a foodie?

-

If by "foodie", you mean "has immense capacity to ingest food by the kilogram", then yes. He's a top-notch foodie. Especially when it's free!

Come on KC², who on earth doesn't like a free lunch with a swag bag?

·

For a very slim man, he does have an astonishing capacity to eat

He's got hollow legs!

Probably "

Hello over the borderline buddy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West

^^^*Waving back to our Friend from Over t'Fence*

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 48 weeks ago

Good evening Nero and all! It’s been a while since I’ve ventured in the nocturnal threads!

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By *uchasGMan 48 weeks ago

Northwest


"^^^*Waving back to our Friend from Over t'Fence*

"

All I can think of is Les Dawson now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"Good evening Nero and all! It’s been a while since I’ve ventured in the nocturnal threads! "

Good evening, Bootyful!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 48 weeks ago

North West


"^^^*Waving back to our Friend from Over t'Fence*

All I can think of is Les Dawson now "

That's my celeb lookalike, obviously

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By *BootyfulDayWoman 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero and all! It’s been a while since I’ve ventured in the nocturnal threads!

Good evening, Bootyful!"

Good evening sunshine! How have you been?

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By *ocialWatchingMan 48 weeks ago

Alnwick / Newcastle

It's been a minute! Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago


"Good evening Nero and to you all!

Danny the hot jock (not my words!) signing in. How’s are we all doing? I’m currently stood in the garden trying to call the dogs away from investigating something in the hedge.

Welcome to the Nocturnal Fellowship, lookingaboutdumfries! ² How many dogs do you have?

Two - both very inquisitive lurchers

Oh lurchers are lovely dogs, they make great pets!!! "

Could you come up and tell them that they are lovely? They are just very loud barking at anything from suspected burglars to their own reflection and not very graceful - especially when trying to feed them both or getting them ready for going out for a walk in the hills.

Bloody love them! lol

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