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You are moving to the fab commune complex with plenty of facilities that you will not need to venture elsewhere. However everyone has to assume a rolevto run the commune. You can pick up to 3 roles.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Fashion police. Anyone who disses leopard print will be on a charge  "
you could go all power hungry and make leopard print mandatory, all hail kat slater. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I call Nemesis. I’ll make evil plans to run a bypass through the community and you can all thwart me on a weekly basis in ways which brings everyone together. I want a decent HQ though. With Netflix. And a view. |
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"I call Nemesis. I’ll make evil plans to run a bypass through the community and you can all thwart me on a weekly basis in ways which brings everyone together. I want a decent HQ though. With Netflix. And a view. "
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"Bar wench? or ooooo can I make the weird newspaper for our group sending out to everyone on all the updates and news? "
That sounds good, though could be hard work with all the shenanigans people my get up to |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Farmer keeping things ploughed
Shoe shine person so I can see what up the skirt
Gynecologist coz I'm used to working with cunts, I mean work colleagues
Not that I thought about this ?? |
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"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here
No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it. "
I'll be your henchwoman! Trying to keep things more realistic and organised (I can do a mean spreadsheet!), and being forever exasperated at the overambitious and ultimately defeated schemes you keep doing instead. |
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-Chef
-Anger management trainer
-Weird sex toy
-Late night rock, blues and metal DJ
-Maybe a radio host for some late night show for insomniacs. Apparently I have a good voice for it. Deep and slightly husky sometimes with an unusual accent.
-Some kind of helpline attendant maybe to help people who struggle
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 51 weeks ago
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"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here
No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it. "
Well, clearly this is a job for me. I'll turn up in corporate limos wearing dark, stylish leather coats, with slicked back hair and sunglasses to menace the collective on behalf of the Nemesis, sneer, and generally vamp the leading men of the commune. I'll need well muscled henchmen to open doors for me, crumple things menacingly and provide... other services. |
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I’ll be the chavvy little cunt, who drinks white lightning from dawn to dusk. Walking around the estate kicking bins over and smashing windows. Hurling obscenities at passers by, because I hate the world for my poor decision making.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I wouldn't mind running the hotel. I'd need a good launderette service though...
I can also have an evening school where I teach random topics nobody really needs.
Finally I'll own the quirky nick nack shop that's full of old worldy stuff, each with it's own mysterious past.
I'll obviously hire an old wizard to staff or for me. Xx
Or a mechanic shop. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Nobody said plumber yet. It seems you can't even get one on here
No one volunteered as Nemesis Accomplice either. Disappointed is understating it.
I'll be your henchwoman! Trying to keep things more realistic and organised (I can do a mean spreadsheet!), and being forever exasperated at the overambitious and ultimately defeated schemes you keep doing instead."
Excellent. Evil laugh practice starts at 6. |
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"I'll do sex.
Because there's like 60 people in this house and nobody's shagging yet, kinda gaff are you all running, godsake.
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Ha, 69th comment too, nice, maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough for this role, I'm out  |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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I’d say I’ll be the Mayor but I rather think it’s more lucrative to start the construction company needed to build the structures required for this commune.
Lot of opportunities for suppliers of material that I’ll need for the work.
First off, where’s the architect? Then, who’s running the manpower agency?
Come one, come all, I need your quotes for the construction of the Town Hall, to begin with.
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Dishwasher (so i can watch youtube while working, as usual)
Kinky games creator/Fantasy fulfillment advisor.
Therapist/Agony uncle (this isnt my actual job, but it seems to be my natural role in life, so many people just come to me with their problems)
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"I'll do sex.
Because there's like 60 people in this house and nobody's shagging yet, kinda gaff are you all running, godsake.
Ha, 69th comment too, nice, maybe I'm not emotionally mature enough for this role, I'm out "
Hang on, where is your staying power Let's see how many applicants there are first. You may have to do a job share |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx
We don't know who you mean as you did't use the reply and quote "
Yeah it was mistletoe as the serial killer.
But noted,I shouldn't type before I've had coffee. |
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"So far, doesn't appear to be any police, so think you will thrive in that job role xx
We don't know who you mean as you did't use the reply and quote
Yeah it was mistletoe as the serial killer.
But noted,I shouldn't type before I've had coffee. "
Lol, thanks for clarifying. |
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Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here....
Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.
Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx |
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"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here....
Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.
Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx"
Best to influence from within and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet |
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"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here....
Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.
Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx
Best to influence from within and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet "
And another
Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit xxx
Right - let's all dance!  |
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"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here....
Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.
Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx
Best to influence from within and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet
And another
Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit xxx
Right - let's all dance! "
Let's do that. I can do a mean salsa on the dancefloor and in the pan |
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"Only three roles BumBums? Crikey - I'm going to have to hyphenate here....
Shaman-poet, political theorist, and dancefloor instigator.
Also, can I live just outside the commune please? It's the best way to help the commune change itself when it starts getting, well, just like everywhere else xx
Best to influence from within and yes can have thise roles as have not been contested yet
And another
Because I forgive you for being wrong about the "from within" bit xxx
Right - let's all dance!
Let's do that. I can do a mean salsa on the dancefloor and in the pan "
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