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Making love to a beautiful woman...
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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is very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. |
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By *iz78Woman 51 weeks ago
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Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"I have laminate flooring."
Laying laminate is very much like making love to a sex doll...carefully unwrap it after you've taken it out of the box, lay it out on the floor, whack it in to the corners and remember to rub it down with a non-alcoholic solution to keep it moist. |
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By *eliWoman 51 weeks ago
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"I have laminate flooring.
Laying laminate is very much like making love to a sex doll...carefully unwrap it after you've taken it out of the box, lay it out on the floor, whack it in to the corners and remember to rub it down with a non-alcoholic solution to keep it moist."
Yeah, you'd need alcoholic solution to keep that one moist. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"I have laminate flooring.
Laying laminate is very much like making love to a sex doll...carefully unwrap it after you've taken it out of the box, lay it out on the floor, whack it in to the corners and remember to rub it down with a non-alcoholic solution to keep it moist.
Yeah, you'd need alcoholic solution to keep that one moist. "
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"is very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
Check the dimensions!!!... Above all, you are an inspired poet  |
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Making coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir... gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. |
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Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Making love to a beautiful woman is like laying bricks.
Some know exactly what they are doing with a solid foundation and a true eye.
Some can't find the start button on the mixer. "
Bricks oh really nice way to think of sex
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"is very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
Is this not a shag pile rating? |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"All women are beautiful "
Of course they are says the chap whose tag line is
“Looking for sex with single and married women and couples"
Covering most bases there mate! |
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By *lan157Man 51 weeks ago
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"Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace"
We used the term "giving a woman a pearl necklace " a lot as young people. I wonder if today's youngsters would recognise what it meant |
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You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Making love to a beautiful woman is like laying bricks.
Some know exactly what they are doing with a solid foundation and a true eye.
Some can't find the start button on the mixer. "
What start button on mixer NOPE I old school do with a good shovel SPEAR & JACKSON NO 5 OR 3 that do job well LOLX |
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"Making love to a beautiful woman is like laying bricks.
Some know exactly what they are doing with a solid foundation and a true eye.
Some can't find the start button on the mixer. "
I am stealing this. |
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