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over a year ago
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In my late teens, a lady approached me in bar and said, “ I’ll bring you home a boy, but I’ll send you home a man.”
Needless to say, we found a cab, and she metaphorically “ate me alive” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please sleep with me, please... Pretty please. I haven't slept with anybody in such a long time and you're so good looking... Please do me the favour of having sex with me."
Did it work for, or on you?  |
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"Please sleep with me, please... Pretty please. I haven't slept with anybody in such a long time and you're so good looking... Please do me the favour of having sex with me.
Did it work for, or on you? "
Neither... it's just a quote from a show.
Works for the guy though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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* that's a smashing blouse
* Have you got a mirror in your knickers? I can see my face in them!
* Wow your nails are sharp
* Ouch, your handbag hurts my head
* urrghh that pepper spray tastes terrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello that was it granted it was in a sauna don’t know if that counts
Outside off dirty talk during it
The only words that were exchanged was hello thank you and goodbye |
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