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over a year ago
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When I woke up this morning I had a bit of a front garden...a back garden...and a veggie patch....diggers and drain engineers turned up at 9ish....now have a bombsite of a front garden, my white picket fence got turned into kindling....back garden looks like the somme
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And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)  |
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"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig) "
Look on the brightside.....all that bacon |
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"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)
Look on the brightside.....all that bacon"
he too old and gristly....so not even sausages to look forward to  ... he been like family since the day he tried to kill me.....lol |
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over a year ago
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"you poor lamb
You can share my window box if it helps x "
lol...he not a lamb.....the sheep are sorted....pumfrey a humungus great pig :p will fall off ur window box and crush passers by....but ta for the offer...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"try the speckled hen place at tealing, they have loads of animals.
what about camperdown, they have animals also"
tried them all inverness down to borders..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww bless you really do seem to be having a bad time of it.
It never bloody rains but it pours. And so close to Christmas.
Here's a big cwtch (hug) from sunny Wales
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"And it gets worse.......vet just csalled with the number for the nearest knackers yard.....tomorrow I nake arrangements for the demise of Pumfrey (The Scotland Room Mascot and all round good pig)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
can't anyone adopt Pumfrey for a few months?????"
Ah just eat the fecker, that's why God made animals out of food! |
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"When I woke up this morning I had a bit of a front garden...a back garden...and a veggie patch....diggers and drain engineers turned up at 9ish....now have a bombsite of a front garden, my white picket fence got turned into kindling....back garden looks like the somme
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John Denver nicked this off David Mallett. It's an auld hippy singalong.
The original version is better. It's on youtube somewhere.
The Garden Song.
Inch by inch, row by row
Gonna make this garden grow
All it takes is a rake and a hoe
And a piece of fertile ground
Inch by inch, row by row
Someone bless these seeds I sow
Someone warm them from below
'Til the rain comes tumbling down
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By (user no longer on site)
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grrrr....
jesus paedophiles get meals and accomodation at my tax paying expense..
would rather have accomodated pumphrey in a deluxe room at one devonshire gardns ( fabby hotel in glasgow for the southeners )....
RIP Pumphrey xxx
and no offence pumpfrey putting you in the same sentance as paedophiles... you of far superior character xxx
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Thanks for all your mesages of support in my hour of crisis and need.....he turned out to be the terminator of the pig world......I shouilda known what was gonna happen when the knacker said he'd never seen a pig that big in all his years in the farming world!!!!!
6 shots to the head only managed to irritate the pig.....could almost hear it say "Hasta La Vista...I'll be back" as it tried to smash the fence down to get outta the garden.....it eventually walked back to his pig sty to go back to bed......3 more head shots to finish it.......was furious....but in a sick and twisted way....made me smile........no way he was going without a fight.....that's my boy 
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Knackery now worried I'm gonna sue them....lol |
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"Bet you were pig sick huh? "
If it wasn't so traumatic...i'd have laughed......the knacker firing away like a trigger happy cowboy..he gettin' greener gills by the minute.....really didn't know how to deal with my mutant pig......never taken more than one shot before in his life apparently....and he has a good reputation in farming community so no reason to doubt him.....my mutant cyborg pig gonna haunt his dreams for many years to come...pmsl |
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