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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello Party People! (Pissheads on the pull)
This Is Captain Kim Speaking (the guy driving the plane)
Welcome Aboard Venga Airways (think easyjet but worse)
After Take Off Will Pump Up The Soundsystem (we need to cover the sound of the fucked left engine)
Cause We're Going To Ibiza! (Its shitty, its cheep but you will get a shag)
I Don't Wanna Be A Busdriver (the pay is shit)
All My Life (im wasting it away)
I'm Gonna Pack My Bags And Leave This Town (the CSA are after me)
Grab A Flight (Megabus is cheaper though)
Fly Away On Venga Airways (think easyjet but worse)
Fly Me High (so we don’t hit another plane)
Ibiza Sky (full of fag ash and party farts)
I Look Up At The Sky (cos I am pissed and on my back)
And I See The Clouds (lets be honest im so pissed its all blurry)
I Looked Down At The Ground (and puke)
And I See The Rainbow Down The Drain (thats other peoples puke)
Fly Away On Venga Airways (Still a shitty airline)
Fly Me High (I need a doobie)
Ibiza Sky
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza (Fora fuck!)
Whoah! Back To The Island (for another fuck!)
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza (Fora fuck!)
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party (get pissed, shag anything that moves)
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea (piss in the sea)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (Shagging motion while pissed)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (more wobbly shagging)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (shaggin and feeling sick)
Far Away From This Big Town (well the CSA are after us so have to)
And The Rain (its always pissin raining in Bradford)
It's Really Very Nice To Be (shaggin, drinking, singing take your choice)
Home Again (the cash ran out)
Fly Away On Venga Airways (fuckin 4 hour delay)
Fly Me High, Ibiza Sky (give me another doobie)
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza (its all i can afford)
Whoah! Back To The Island (Full of Germans)
Whoah! We're Going To Ibiza Its still cheap)
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party (who wouldn’t!)
Whoah! In The Mediterranean Sea (Place where tourists piss)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (down a pint)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (down a melon bowl)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (down another pint)
Ioh Ioh, Oh We Oh (heave the guts up)
Thank You For Flying Venga Airways (we made it in one piece even scum class passengers)
We Are Now Approaching Ibiza Airport (That short strip of black stuff i hope to tit and stop on)
As You Can See The Sky Is Blue (from all the swearin)
And The Beach Is Waiting For You (to shag on)
Whoah! We're Gonna Have A Party (too right we are)
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