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over a year ago
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"I do love that one.
“ you better treat her with respect”
Why? What ya gonna do if I don’t? (Not that I would do of course)
Oh some people add “or you’ll have me to deal with”  "
Oh bugger, I’ve never seen that one yet.
I better treat her with respect then, lest I incur the wrath of a randomer from the interweb.  |
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"I thought we weren't supposed to make fun of the way people write?
We’re not supposed to do lots,,, grey areas and all that. "
I think it's pretty distasteful and hypocritical. If it's about spelling, everyone has a disability (which I agree is a safe, charitable assumption). If it's about verifications, people let it rip. Some people don't write as well as others. |
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not?
And verifications aren't written? News to me
Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it "
It's a free country.
I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty.
I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can. |
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not?
And verifications aren't written? News to me
Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it
It's a free country.
I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty.
I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can."
What!!?? It’s a thread about funny veris.
I can’t deal. Crack on |
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"I thought it was about veris. Is it not?
And verifications aren't written? News to me
Oh ffs. Scroll on if you don’t like it
It's a free country.
I think it's the height of hypocrisy - given the norms around spelling and grammar not being criticised - and outrageously petty.
I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can.
What!!?? It’s a thread about funny veris.
I can’t deal. Crack on "
It's a thread making fun of people who say things that you find silly. |
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I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can."
I actually see your point here!
But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them.
It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along.
But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples.
We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along.
I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?””  |
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By *TG3 OP Man
over a year ago
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I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can.
I actually see your point here!
But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them.
It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along.
But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples.
We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along.
I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?”” "
Thank you wuddy so eloquently put |
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"I…..
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I'm sure there are plenty of people who've written these things - maybe they don't have a great education, maybe they haven't got a way with words, maybe they recognise that writing about sex is hard and copy from other people - who might see this and feel like they're being shamed for doing the best they can.
I actually see your point here!
But it doesn’t make it any less funny when you read them.
It’s like the ‘sucks like a Dyson!’ It’s so cliche it’s somehow become a parody of itssself and people are playing along.
But I think you’re comparing oranges and apples.
We are not calling or ridiculing, it’s kind of laughing along.
I’m sure I’ve written so my thing in the past that the recipient cringed at. But hey ho, how many times can I reword, “”I’d bang her given the chance?!?”” "
I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, particularly when it's difficult to distinguish from bullying.
I'm a professional writer. If I talked about everything I found funny with writing here (in either a relatable way or a mean "rewrite that incomprehensible garbage" way) I'd not have time to sleep or shit. And it'd be pretty fucking cruel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, ….."
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
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I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others. |
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others."
I think you need sex. |
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others.
I think you need sex."
If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again. |
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By *TG3 OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
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Its not worth it wuddy leave it, guess some people just don't see the funny side its life |
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others.
I think you need sex.
If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again."
I think you're losing the perspective that most, if not all the people on here are generalising about funny verifications they have seen. There is no singling out, bullying, harassing or piss taking of individuals.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others."
Prove it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Treat them with respect
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Oh I think have one of these.
Do we hide them?
I find it wierder when people need to give all the details of what they've done in graphic detail.
Or keep repeat verifying everytime they do meet up.
But each to there own and all that  |
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others.
I think you need sex.
If sex turns you into someone who feels the need to make fun of others, then I hope I never have it again.
I think you're losing the perspective that most, if not all the people on here are generalising about funny verifications they have seen. There is no singling out, bullying, harassing or piss taking of individuals.
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And those who have written such verifications may feel belittled by this thread. |
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others.
Prove it! "
Games, sports, television, literature, photo challenges on Fab, fucking... all things that can be done without mockery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others.
Prove it!
Games, sports, television, literature, photo challenges on Fab, fucking... all things that can be done without mockery. "
But you’re in here… the conversation is about funny repeated cliched verifications we see. IT’s observation humour. !!!!
It would be weird if a said “who likes darts? I’m shooting for a 69 to finish!”
It’s funny, but it’s out of place.
A bit like a complaint that people on fab are having fun and enjoying themselves!
have a fab night. X |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming "
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees.
Tbf this does happen oh yes it does "
I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMO |
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By *TG3 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees.
Tbf this does happen oh yes it does
I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMO"
nope ive experienced this but i would never give a veri stating it thats ungentlemanly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got invited in and she went straight to her knees.
Tbf this does happen oh yes it does
I now reckon they just do it for verification saying it... FOMOnope ive experienced this but i would never give a veri stating it thats ungentlemanly "
I don't do veris anyway... But it was tongue and cheeks |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass."
God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out. |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass.
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God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out."
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass.
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God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out.
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She makes a Miele out of oral? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got invited to a ganbang, this one sucked fucked and was fisted, spunked on and in, left her with a fanny like a dropped lasagne and a face like a plasterers radio. Treat her with respect guys. |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass.
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God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out.
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She makes a Miele out of oral?"
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Just wipe the SMEG™ off his cock first.  |
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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago
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"Sucks like the downdraft on a top of the range Gaggenau Hausgeräte" would stand out. Not sure if it'd be more imposing for implying her fearsomely high maintenance or her unforgiving standards of Germanic efficiency. |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass.
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God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out.
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She makes a Miele out of oral?
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Just wipe the SMEG™ off his cock first. "
Bosch!!! - Nero plays a blinder |
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She was as sweet as Candy, made my cock instantly De Longhi.
But the best I have seen was "He had a really great cock. Plus he talks too, which is a bonus." |
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"Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen.
Love the look Faith xxx you’re gorgeous xxx
Messaging on here as you’ve filtered out all tvs so no reply needed xxx hugs Alice xx
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Let me check my filters - that wasn’t my intention.
Only single guys are meant to be filtered out.
Also, thank you x |
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"Lmao - dude, I have the fuzziest bum hole you’ve ever seen.
Love the look Faith xxx you’re gorgeous xxx
Messaging on here as you’ve filtered out all tvs so no reply needed xxx hugs Alice xx
Let me check my filters - that wasn’t my intention.
Only single guys are meant to be filtered out.
Also, thank you x"
Sorted x |
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"I…..
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I don't think it's necessary to talk about everything you find funny, …..
Well, let’s all be fucking miserable then and just moan about everything?! How does that make Fab sound like for the future??
It’s a site where the theme is sex, and swinging, and hookups, and taboo kinks….
And we review peop…. Sorry, we leave verifications in peoples profiles.
And you don’t smile when you log in here?
Cmon, the whole idea is hillarious. No?
I think it's perfectly possible to have fun without making fun of others."
If you don't like the thread, why are you still participating, go and find another one to annoy people |
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"Got invited to a ganbang, this one sucked fucked and was fisted, spunked on and in, left her with a fanny like a dropped lasagne and a face like a plasterers radio. Treat her with respect guys. "
Fuck me im crying with laughter after reading this one.
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"Got invited to a ganbang, this one sucked fucked and was fisted, spunked on and in, left her with a fanny like a dropped lasagne and a face like a plasterers radio. Treat her with respect guys. "
No kebab reference? I am disappointed |
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"“She sucks like a Dyson”, I read recently. Charming
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No, this is quite acceptable - at least she's sucking like a premium high-end brand. That's class.
If it said "she sux like an Electrolux™" then that would be worrying. That's crass.
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God forbid he says Hoover and the Patent Attorneys come out.
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She makes a Miele out of oral?
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Just wipe the SMEG™ off his cock first.
Bosch!!! - Nero plays a blinder "
Only when it's shark week! |
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