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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
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"It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
"
Haha that cheered me up.  |
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By *ddie1966Man 48 weeks ago
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"It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
"
I absolutely love this response. A well deserved bump and I give it 11/10. |
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"It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
"
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"Any thoughts on them? "
I found one once. Felt sorry for it being out in the cold so brought it in to heat it up a bit. I nipped away to the loo and when I came back, it had pissed all over my floor and fucked off! Never again |
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By (user no longer on site) 48 weeks ago
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"It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
I absolutely love this response. A well deserved bump and I give it 11/10."
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"It snowed last night....
8:00 am: I made a Snow-Man.
8:10 - A Feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a Snow-Woman.
8:15 - So....I made a Snow-Woman.
8:17 - My Feminist neighbour complained about the Snow-Woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified Snow-Women everywhere.
8:20 - The Gay Couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two Snow-Men instead.
8:22 - The Transgender
Man....Woman....Person asked why I didn't just make one Snow-Person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The Vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate Snow-Figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a Racist because the Snow-Couple is white.
8:31 - The Middle Eastern Gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The Feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick on the Snow-Woman needed to be removed because it depicted Women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The Council Equality Officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between Snow-Men and Snow-Women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a Sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted....
Moral....
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of SnowFlakes.
"
This is absolutely brilliant! I've just read it out to Mr, so funny and so true! |
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