"I'm having the three P's tonight, pizza, Prosecco and penis 
Mind you there's garlic bread too!
What are you up to tonight?
Yes I'm bored right now and also nosey.
Em x"
Chilli, red wine and movie  |
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"I’m getting in bed. It’s been a long day and I have to go to work in the morning. 
I’ll cuddle my 1 p. My pillow.  "
I had to work this morning,woke up late and tripped over the lead for the outside Xmas lights 
I painted my MIL's sitting room after work too!
Enjoy your pillow cuddles |
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"I’m getting in bed. It’s been a long day and I have to go to work in the morning.
I’ll cuddle my 1 p. My pillow.
I had to work this morning,woke up late and tripped over the lead for the outside Xmas lights
I painted my MIL's sitting room after work too!
Enjoy your pillow cuddles "
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"I'm having the three P's tonight, pizza, Prosecco and penis
Mind you there's garlic bread too!
What are you up to tonight?
Yes I'm bored right now and also nosey.
Em x
Chilli, red wine and movie "
Oh lovely 
What you watching? |
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over a year ago
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"Got 3 D's tonight and already finished off two of them 
Doughnuts, that is 
I hope they were yummy
Somebody said I needed to learn to share because I ate two the other night!"
Sharing is overrated and certainly when it comes to doughnuts! You should've eaten another one to spite them! |
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"Centipedes! 
Anyway. I'm feeling sorry for myself with my back pain.
Those damn centipedes
Still there? Can you walk?
Still here, still alive! I can barely walk. It hurts! "
That's proper shit, have you seen anyone about it yet? |
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"Got 3 D's tonight and already finished off two of them
Doughnuts, that is
I hope they were yummy
Somebody said I needed to learn to share because I ate two the other night!
Sharing is overrated and certainly when it comes to doughnuts! You should've eaten another one to spite them! "
The 3rd one was in someone else's mouth  |
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"Listening to the storm and wondering how much damage i have 
Same here! And wondering if my greenhouse will still be there "
There are at least three tiles and a ridge tile damaged |
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"Listening to the storm and wondering how much damage i have
Hopefully everything will be ok.
It's lovely to listen to but the aftermath is not so fun"
Fingers crossed |
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"Listening to the storm and wondering how much damage i have
Same here! And wondering if my greenhouse will still be there
There are at least three tiles and a ridge tile damaged "
Oh no its windy in Wales to |
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"Got 3 D's tonight and already finished off two of them
Doughnuts, that is
I hope they were yummy
Somebody said I needed to learn to share because I ate two the other night!
Sharing is overrated and certainly when it comes to doughnuts! You should've eaten another one to spite them!
The 3rd one was in someone else's mouth "
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"Got 3 D's tonight and already finished off two of them
Doughnuts, that is
I hope they were yummy
Somebody said I needed to learn to share because I ate two the other night!
Sharing is overrated and certainly when it comes to doughnuts! You should've eaten another one to spite them!
The 3rd one was in someone else's mouth
Did I stutter? "
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"Out of interest is the penis just waiting for you to get off here?
Yes
Bless him
He's watching telly right now , I'm not neglectful "
You'll soon be telling him you're too tired now and bloated from the other 2P's |
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"Out of interest is the penis just waiting for you to get off here?
Yes
Bless him
He's watching telly right now , I'm not neglectful
You'll soon be telling him you're too tired now and bloated from the other 2P's"
Go away you |
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"Out of interest is the penis just waiting for you to get off here?
Yes
Bless him
He's watching telly right now , I'm not neglectful
You'll soon be telling him you're too tired now and bloated from the other 2P's
Go away you "
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"Out of interest is the penis just waiting for you to get off here?
Yes
Bless him
He's watching telly right now , I'm not neglectful
You'll soon be telling him you're too tired now and bloated from the other 2P's
Go away you
Enjoy"
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over a year ago
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Took three dogs out individually for a walk. Got back looking like I’d been dragged through a hedge (which could happen given the size of two of my dogs!!) and feeling knackered.
Sat and had some wine whilst watching I’m a celeb.
Now in bed |
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"Having? It's 11pm shouldn't you have had them already?!
I was busy! I've had one of them ,I'm half way through another and the 3rd is yet to come "
Half way through the...? |
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"Took three dogs out individually for a walk. Got back looking like I’d been dragged through a hedge (which could happen given the size of two of my dogs!!) and feeling knackered.
Sat and had some wine whilst watching I’m a celeb.
Now in bed "
An evening well spent then
I love big doggos |
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"Watching MOTD and online shopping for pizza and prosecco. Never know when you might need them...
Is it bad that I don't know what MOTD is?
Always good to have pizza and Prosecco to hand"
Match of the Day... |
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"Watching MOTD and online shopping for pizza and prosecco. Never know when you might need them...
Is it bad that I don't know what MOTD is?
Always good to have pizza and Prosecco to hand
Match of the Day..."
Explains why I didn't know then |
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"Having? It's 11pm shouldn't you have had them already?!
I was busy! I've had one of them ,I'm half way through another and the 3rd is yet to come
Half way through the...?
Prosecco obvs "
Conceivably it could have been any of the three, although one of them would make it harder to type (the prosecco obvs ) |
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"I’m in my camper van being gently rocked to sleep in the peaks… had a night time walk and enjoyed listening to the wind x
I would love that, especially if it was raining too"
It rained a lot this morning while I was walking… but it’s clear skies at the minute but very windy. I love the stars and the sound during a storm xx
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"Having? It's 11pm shouldn't you have had them already?!
I was busy! I've had one of them ,I'm half way through another and the 3rd is yet to come
Half way through the...?
Prosecco obvs
Conceivably it could have been any of the three, although one of them would make it harder to type (the prosecco obvs )"
If it was the 3rd one I wouldn't be on here |
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"I’m in my camper van being gently rocked to sleep in the peaks… had a night time walk and enjoyed listening to the wind x
I would love that, especially if it was raining too
It rained a lot this morning while I was walking… but it’s clear skies at the minute but very windy. I love the stars and the sound during a storm xx
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Puts me to sleep ,it's the best |
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"I'm having the three P's tonight, pizza, Prosecco and penis
Mind you there's garlic bread too!
What are you up to tonight?
Yes I'm bored right now and also nosey.
Em x
Chilli, red wine and movie "
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"Em's gone quiet. She's getting the P isn't she.
But which one, though?
I think we can have a good guess
It’s The Penis, isn’t it?
I think you've hit the nail on the head "
Yep.
Post wine clarity, that’s all I’m saying
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"Em's gone quiet. She's getting the P isn't she.
But which one, though?
I think we can have a good guess
It’s The Penis, isn’t it?
I think you've hit the nail on the head
Yep.
Post wine clarity, that’s all I’m saying
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