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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.
Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?
The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.
The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.
The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.
The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed. |
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I’d use the breakfast in bed card. I love breakfast in bed.
Definitely wouldn’t use the compliment card. If I need to force it, then it’s not a true compliment.
And the dress up card is not my thing. Unless is it a kinky dress up scenario once in a blue moon (tbf probably still wouldn’t  ) |
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"You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.
Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?
The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.
The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.
The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.
The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed."
Breakfast in bed. Wins by a country mile. |
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"I’d use the breakfast in bed card. I love breakfast in bed.
Definitely wouldn’t use the compliment card. If I need to force it, then it’s not a true compliment.
And the dress up card is not my thing. Unless is it a kinky dress up scenario once in a blue moon (tbf probably still wouldn’t )"
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"You've got cards to use on your FB/FWB/partner/lover/person you're bumping uglies with.
Which one would you use out of the following and which one would you not use and why?
The compliment countdown card, they have to compliment you every minute for 15 minutes.
The massage card, soothing music and hot towel included.
The dress Ups card, they dress up how you'd like them to.
The breakfast in bed card, your favourite breakfast brought to you in bed."
I'd take the massage with breakfast please |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please. |
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If breakfast in bed counts as bringing me coffee on command until I'm ready to eat some dick then I might use that one.
I don't think I'd use the others at all. But especially the compliment one. I struggle enough taking a compliment when it's honest and contextual and real. Having to endure obligatory ones would make me deeply uncomfortable  |
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"None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please."
Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"None of them. Not in a dickish way but I wouldn't want any of those things. Can we make our own cards? "
I've made a thread for new card creating, you prompted me. |
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"None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please."
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please.
Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card."
Awww, you say the nicest things Ant. |
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"None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please.
Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card.
Awww, you say the nicest things Ant. "
I do try. Can I just say… your ankles are looking extra hairy today |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"None.
The compliment countdown card - fake compliments? My ego isn't that fragile.
The massage card - if I want a good massage I'd go to a professional who won't end it by sticking their penis in me.
The dress Ups card - only acceptable if it's Deadpool and no guy is that fun.
The breakfast in bed card - food in bed!!! In bed!!!!
Can I get a new pack of cards please.
Considering how nice you look today (yes I’m in your back garden again) I thought you’d love the compliment card.
Awww, you say the nicest things Ant.
I do try. Can I just say… your ankles are looking extra hairy today "
I know! I couldn't be arsed to shave. |
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I'll pass on the compliments - they can just put their money where their mouth is and show me
