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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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I’d like to produce a show, a real festive crowd pleaser. - Babez in the woods. (Adapted)
I need a cast. 2 Leading roles mf / dame/ buttons/ dancers and more. A band. Ushers. Stage hands, eg muscle haha.
So come in and do your vocal throat excersise  sing a song of your choice and some typical panto diologue suitable for a sexy Fab style pantomime.
“He’s behind you!….”
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I’ll sit third row shouting you’re making my dreams come true (sniff) the world needs community theatre (sobs to camera) "
I’ll put your name in the program of you can get everyone joint in  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I’ll do the piano 
You play piano?
Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes 
What song do you play for the ensemble? "
Not the wham Christmas song  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I'll be the pantomime cow 
You need a partner, how else do you slide inside the arse?…
I ain't being the backend  "
Sure, but I still need to see someone behind you then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Need a witch?
Haha. ….. this part was written for you.
I'll take that as a compliment."
Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!
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That’s it! Perfect!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I’ll do the piano
You play piano?
Absolutely! I’ll dress up as an old granny to give proper panto vibes
What song do you play for the ensemble?
Not the wham Christmas song "
Which one? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Need a witch?
Haha. ….. this part was written for you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!
….
That’s it! Perfect!!!!!
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You mean be the everyone wishes they were?
I can see why I'm a witch.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Need a witch?
Haha. ….. this part was written for you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!
….
That’s it! Perfect!!!!!
You mean be the everyone wishes they were?
I can see why I'm a witch...."
I was joking.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I have a wicked sense off style and can walk in 9 inch heels
Got plenty off outfits can you dance in them heels? "
Sure can I can wiggle in them proofs on my profile in videos |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Need a witch?
Haha. ….. this part was written for you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Just look menacing and scare everyone off!!
….
That’s it! Perfect!!!!!
You mean be the everyone wishes they were?
I can see why I'm a witch....
I was joking. "
I wasn't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I'll heckle from the box ala Statler and Waldorf "
That is brilliant. .. this is definitely the double act that’s needed.
Please give me your best line?
Your motivation- Think fab and slightly insulting…. |
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Slapping is good. "
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Right, everyone. If you see anyone trying to finger my goodies, shout good and loud! Shall we have a practice? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"I’d like to produce a show, a real festive crowd pleaser. - Babez in the woods. (Adapted)
I need a cast. 2 Leading roles mf / dame/ buttons/ dancers and more. A band. Ushers. Stage hands, eg muscle haha.
So come in and do your vocal throat excersise sing a song of your choice and some typical panto diologue suitable for a sexy Fab style pantomime.
“He’s behind you!….”
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No need for forum to audition. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"You rang! "
Great, you’re here!!
Can you pole dance in a sexy Santa suit, (‘don’t put the beard on!!!’) plus heels?
And then choreograph a few more ladies (or guys if they can shave their legs for the fishnet *tights!). ?
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