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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair

I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide?

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By *oeBeansMan 42 weeks ago

Derby

At least once

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Zero.

I'm having a hiatus.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Still more than I can count. Maybe less new xx bodies but who knows how slutty I’ll be feeling

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By *oeBeansMan 42 weeks ago

Derby


"Zero.

I'm having a hiatus.

"

*Scratches your name out if my calendar*

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Zero.

I'm having a hiatus.

*Scratches your name out if my calendar*"

Which name did you have down?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Zero.

I'm having a hiatus.

·

*Scratches your name out if my calendar*

Which name did you have down?"

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

...

I'm on a promise for January!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 42 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Are we counting times by like sessions, orgasms they have, orgasms I have, or some other unit?

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm on a promise for January!! "

Ssshhhhh

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By *ustamanMan 42 weeks ago

weymouth

Probably a little more as I'm visiting clubs a little more often

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By *ellhungvweMan 42 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Got keep on the roll

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By *apidaryMan 42 weeks ago

Chipping Norton

To misquote Brideshead Revisited: the issue is neither the quality nor the quantity, but rather the combination of the two.

(I'm also reminded of the Lovejoy books, in which the eponymous hero is far more promiscuous than in the old TV series. A friend asks him which, of all his sexual encounters, he has enjoyed most. He thinks for a while, and replies that it was the last one. Which, they then ask, does he most long for? Ah, he says: the next.)

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

...


"I'm on a promise for January!!

Ssshhhhh"

ohhhh ..make that two promises!!

Score

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I'm on a promise for January!! "

My dårling, Åfternoon Teå is February, not January.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At least once "

Once is still one more than most.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Zero. I'm having a hiatus."

We’ll see about that.

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By *oeBeansMan 42 weeks ago

Derby


"Zero.

I'm having a hiatus.

*Scratches your name out if my calendar*

Which name did you have down?"

I was hoping if I used them all, that's how many times we'd have sex

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"I'm on a promise for January!!

Ssshhhhh

ohhhh ..make that two promises!!

Score "

I won't let you down

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By *oeBeansMan 42 weeks ago

Derby


"At least once

Once is still one more than most. "

I have lofty ambitions

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By *ad NannaWoman 42 weeks ago

East London

I have no idea.

I'd like more with some people I already know.

I'm not bothered with finding anyone new.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Zero. I'm having a hiatus.

We’ll see about that."

You have till early Jan!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I have no idea.

I'd like more with some people I already know.

I'm not bothered with finding anyone new.

"

I’ve changed my mind. I want her

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Would definitely be nice to meet up with a few of the people I have been in contact with. Seemed that when things were quiet with work and life, not much was happening for me on fab. Get busy with work and end up making a few friends but can’t commit to seeing. So here’s to patience, adventures and some good connections

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Not sure to be honest just take it as it gose type things and see what happens

Could be high it could be low all just depends on the options given to be honest

If someone gives me options then it could be low if no option presented its self then I just do as I normally do and over indulge in clubs and saunas witch would throw my numbers high

It’s really all down to others to be honest if they pesent a option or not

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Still more than I can count. Maybe less new xx bodies but who knows how slutty I’ll be feeling"

You are aware that 2024 is Chinese year of the slut.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I've been thinking of hoovering away the cobwebs, if I shave my legs and moustache maybe someone might be interested in doing me

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool

By years end at least 1!

Shit shag mediocre sex counts, right?

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Still more than I can count. Maybe less new xx bodies but who knows how slutty I’ll be feeling

You are aware that 2024 is Chinese year of the slut. "

I bloody hope so

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London

I should probably start fucking fab members at some point...

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point..."

Bottom of the barrel aspirations right there.

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By *orbidden eastMan 42 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Hopefully a few times

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point..."

And lower your standards?

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"By years end at least 1!

Shit shag mediocre sex counts, right? "

Oh I forgot about this!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Zero.

I'll happily flirt here, but I'm not going to be meeting anyone.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Zero.

I'm having a hiatus."

How many thimbles of rum will pass through your lips then?

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By *KTim61Man 42 weeks ago

Tipton

I only think about 1 day at a time . . . . . .

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 42 weeks ago

Stoke

We've been very quiet this year, definitely need. To up our game next year and get out to more clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Hahaha. How many Imagine to how many realistically ?

*woody asks for help as he can’t breath through laughing.

My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me.

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Hahaha. How many Imagine to how many realistically ?

*woody asks for help as he can’t breath through laughing.

My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. "

I would take pity on you Woody.

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By *naswingdressWoman 42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll probably seal shut. I'm good with that.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Hahaha. How many Imagine to how many realistically ?

*woody asks for help as he can’t breath through laughing.

My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me.

I would take pity on you Woody."

I’m tearing up.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me. "

Over a year away, Wôôdy? Do you have a birthday every 13 months?

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"My birthday is just over a year away, hopefully someone takes pity on me.

Over a year away, Wôôdy? Do you have a birthday every 13 months? "

I’m glad someone caught that. Thank you!! You are observant.

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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Does wanking count if so 0

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 42 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Zero again

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 42 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Pretty sure it will be the same as the past 4 years tbf, happily spending time with my special friends

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London


"I should probably start fucking fab members at some point...

Bottom of the barrel aspirations right there. "

None of my other fucking resolutions ever worked out so I'm starting right down there

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London


"We've been very quiet this year, definitely need. To up our game next year and get out to more clubs. "

And...which....clubs....are those?

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

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Not at all, think I'll abstain for 2024.

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By *agnar73Man 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

2024 is a leap year, so a shag on February 29 lasts 4 years?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"2024 is a leap year, so a shag on February 29 lasts 4 years?"

And thus you shall be leaping from one lover to another in quick succession.

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By *hortishblondeWoman 42 weeks ago

Essex

More than once I hope lol

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"2024 is a leap year, so a shag on February 29 lasts 4 years?"

So I’ve got one more day, that’s one more chance!!!

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By *educing_EmCouple 42 weeks ago

Tipperary

I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple 42 weeks ago

Stoke


"We've been very quiet this year, definitely need. To up our game next year and get out to more clubs.

And...which....clubs....are those? "

We normally go all of the country and stay over for weekends

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By *imi_RougeWoman 42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Hopefully more than once a month.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

defo need to up my game lol

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

...


"I'll probably seal shut. I'm good with that."

I don't believe you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We shall aim for once or twice.

J

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x"

I’ve got costumes.

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By *yrman57Man 42 weeks ago

Ayr

1 more than 2023, which will be 1, but open to all offers.

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By *educing_EmCouple 42 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

I’ve got costumes. "

What kind of costumes?

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By *oldyoudown41Man 42 weeks ago

caledonian


"I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "

List out on a lot this year so hopefully make up for it… god willing

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By *eyond PurityCouple 42 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Already planning a couple of liaisons in Jan - plus a couple of socials - Leeds and Liverpool.

We are making hay whilst the sun shines

K

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

I’ve got costumes.

What kind of costumes?"

Batman. Spider-Man. Burglar. McDonald’s. Waiter. …

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By *abrina59TV/TS 42 weeks ago

submissive land

I hope to make 2024 the sexiest year ever with my wife 7 if she fucks others for real so much the better

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By *educing_EmCouple 42 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

I’ve got costumes.

What kind of costumes?

Batman. Spider-Man. Burglar. McDonald’s. Waiter. … "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

I’ve got costumes.

What kind of costumes?

Batman. Spider-Man. Burglar. McDonald’s. Waiter. …

Wow "

Do you want a Big Mac?

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By *educing_EmCouple 42 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I plan on having lots of the sex but who that's gonna be with may be varied

Em x

I’ve got costumes.

What kind of costumes?

Batman. Spider-Man. Burglar. McDonald’s. Waiter. …

Wow

Do you want a Big Mac? "

I'd love one actually

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "

Let fate decide, but I do have well founded high hopes!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hopefully more than once a month."

Tea and cake f¹rst please, at the very least.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

3

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

More times than this year hopefully

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 42 weeks ago

Leeds

24 blow jobs.

62 times licking the mrs.

5 times lasting more than 5 minutes.

1,859 2 pumps and a squirt.

The mr

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 42 weeks ago

Southampton

Well I'm very much hoping that a meet pencilled in for January will happen , but there's a couple of people on here I want to get naked with lol

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’ll probably get it at least 2 times.

Christmas and birthday.

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By *uby StarCouple 42 weeks ago

Durham

I'd like to do more, more and MORE! Fulfill a few fantasies too, perhaps host a party, attend a house party and visit more clubs.

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By *affron40Woman 42 weeks ago

manchester

Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!"

Those poor men

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!"

I'll shall book you in for the Elemis™ spa at Liberty™ – full MOT on your carcass and deep exfoliating. The gentlemanly cavaliers of Fab will be marching in droves to the door of your heart.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"At least once "

Lucky basturd

Were my gleeser

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By *edeWoman 42 weeks ago

the abyss

Not enough!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide? "

69.5

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 42 weeks ago

Essex

Next year is about quality not quantity.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide?

·

69.5 "

Will the 0.5 be a half-cocked affair?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I know it hasn't started yet.

But how many times do you envisage having sex next year?

Are you going to ·lower· your standards and ·up· your game, or just let fåte decide?

·

69.5

Will the 0.5 be a half-cocked affair?"

Possibly… I will see how it “cums”

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Next year is about quality not quantity."

Well, you've still got until the end of the month to stick with the current policy before the new one kicks in next year.

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By *elisandre300Woman 42 weeks ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I guess that would depend on whether they want to bump uglies with me…

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By *ad NannaWoman 42 weeks ago

East London


"I have no idea.

I'd like more with some people I already know.

I'm not bothered with finding anyone new.

I’ve changed my mind. I want her "

You ain't ready for this jelly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 42 weeks ago

North West


"Next year I am having alllll the sex once this body heals and I learn how to make myself presentable again!!!!"

How are you? Do you have diamante on your walking aids?

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By *ltmeeMan 42 weeks ago

wrexham

More than 2023. The year not the quantity.

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By *ookie46Woman 42 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m hoping for more than once

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By *avrick180Man 42 weeks ago

Pontypool/Torquay

Hoping more than then the last 4 years lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 42 weeks ago

Essex


"Next year is about quality not quantity.

Well, you've still got until the end of the month to stick with the current policy before the new one kicks in next year.

"

Best I spread them then.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Central

Up my game

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By *naware_CuckMan 42 weeks ago

Scotland

Hopefully to fuck my wife a lot more next year. That could be my New Year’s resolution… or hers

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Sounds hot. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. "

Is this my other profile?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it. "

This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it.

This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!"

Imagine someone making an effort for you. Pfft, what’s that all about?

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By *innamon!Woman 42 weeks ago

no matter

Thnk im done with it , dont suppose it will ever happen again . Pre covid for me.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it.

This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!

Imagine someone making an effort for you. Pfft, what’s that all about? "

It's creepy

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Probably none. I have so many more interesting things to be doing. I just can't be bothered making any effort on the meeting people front. You gotta talk to them, show an interest in them and all that other rubbish that goes along with it.

This "effort" lark — it's so hyped up!"

There was a time I'd run around making the effort to message people, go on socials, attend clubs and all that jazz but not now, a gold plated pussy that came with a free car wouldn't even have me reaching for my shoes.

(That's probably a slight lie, I could use a new car, I'd go as far as next door if it came with a new car)

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Realistically about 520 times

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Realistically about 520 times "

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

.


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times "

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life."

10 times a week?

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life."

. I need more tea. It’s early!

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life.

10 times a week?"

Yeah probably this. I meant about twice a week. It was wishful thinking

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

·

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life."

I was just about to say the same thing: 520 is quite a specific number.

Nora, do you have a battalion of Welsh Guards queuing up to your porch?

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Realistically about 520 times

My maths is shit. I meant about 100 times

·

Please explain how you got to 520 because it's the sort of logic I need in my life.

I was just about to say the same thing: 520 is quite a specific number.

Nora, do you have a battalion of Welsh Guards queuing up to your porch? "

Unfortunately not

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By *imply DeeWoman 42 weeks ago

Wherever

For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"To misquote Brideshead Revisited: the issue is neither the quality nor the quantity, but rather the combination of the two.

(I'm also reminded of the Lovejoy books, in which the eponymous hero is far more promiscuous than in the old TV series. A friend asks him which, of all his sexual encounters, he has enjoyed most. He thinks for a while, and replies that it was the last one. Which, they then ask, does he most long for? Ah, he says: the next.)"

I've just seen this one!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying. "

My time to shine!

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By *imply DeeWoman 42 weeks ago

Wherever


"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying.

My time to shine! "

Thought about you writing this comment

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Well I'm aiming for more than this years action. So if I do it more than once, I'm winning by a mile lol

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I cannot predict that far ahead op.

At the moment my sex life is not an open discussion to strangers.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I'll let fate decide, roll with the penises.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Well I'm aiming for more than this years action. So if I do it more than once, I'm winning by a mile lol "

Keep us posted on future developments. Just.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Oh.. My door will be so busy neighbours will talk.

Hell no.

My thoughts are on moving and my job no time for debauchery and you need to be special if ever you thought of fucking my mind

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By *hagTonightMan 41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan 41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

I am predicting that I will have sex about 10 times next year

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 41 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

Hopefully a bit more than 2023

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan 41 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I am predicting that I will have sex about 10 times next year "

I hope it's a shagfest for you, Shag!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 41 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A damn sight more than I have this year hopefully

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I'm aiming for 28389

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By *akedMMan 41 weeks ago

Witney

Oh it’s the same as the last five years. It will be a big fat zero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I'm aiming for 28389"

Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 41 weeks ago

chichester

Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise.

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By *mber SkiesWoman 41 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Only once for my birthday

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By *G LanaTV/TS 41 weeks ago

Gosport

My prediction based on 2023 is going to be about 2. I will, inevitably, carry on getting flirts but real trouble converting anything that feels like real interest into anything more substantial partly because I'm fairly picky and intend to maintain my, apparently unreasonably, high expectations.

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By *dareyoutoMan 41 weeks ago

Hull

What is this sex thing you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise. "

And males? Is there a count there

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter

In real life or in my head?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 41 weeks ago

chichester


"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise.

And males? Is there a count there "

lol males are separate I tend not to need fab to meet men tbh. Men are easy to pickup out and about / clubs / saunas if I need to scratch that itch

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

With someone new? I’d say 3 …1 per quarter with a quarter break to recharge don’t want to over do it

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"Prob between 10-15 new female partners I would take a punt at number wise.

And males? Is there a count there

lol males are separate I tend not to need fab to meet men tbh. Men are easy to pickup out and about / clubs / saunas if I need to scratch that itch "

And which clubs / saunas may these be? Asking for research purposes of course

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

A whole lot more than I did this year that’s for sure!

Ever the eternal optimist

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By *aitonelMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool


"In real life or in my head? "

Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"In real life or in my head?

·

Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. "

No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter


"In real life or in my head?

Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count. "

First of all; HOW VERY DARE

Also; yes. True.

In real life I still plan for it to be LOADS AND LOADS. Even more if you'd stop being lazy and sort out that little science project.

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter


"In real life or in my head?

·

Let's go with real life. The latter would take too much time to count.

No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers."

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying.

My time to shine!

Thought about you writing this comment "

Someone thought about me???

Please, I need a printer to print this out!!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying.

My time to shine!

Thought about you writing this comment

Someone thought about me???

Please, I need a printer to print this out!!!! "

Just screen capture it and set it as your phone's wallpaper. No need to print.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

·

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not. "

Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"For those who are concerned, according to Chinese astrology, the year 2024 is the Year Of The Wood Dragon.

Just saying.

My time to shine!

Thought about you writing this comment

Someone thought about me???

Please, I need a printer to print this out!!!!

Just screen capture it and set it as your phone's wallpaper. No need to print."

And I can airdrop it to my Tv when I feel really lonely!! Great idea Nero!

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By *ife NinjaMan 41 weeks ago

Dunfermline

At least once, hopefully

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I sure hope it's as good as 2023 has been

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter


"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

·

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.

Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony."

Vulcan?

Don't say you weren't warned.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

·

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.

Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony.

·

Vulcan?

Don't say you weren't warned. "

What have said??!!

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"I'm aiming for 28389

Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky?"

It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out

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By *lam granWoman 41 weeks ago

falkirk

Approx 104 (average of 2x per week).

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"I'm aiming for 28389

Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky?

It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out "

Where's mine?

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"I'm aiming for 28389

Is that the number of encounters or the year that you will get lucky?

It was actually about the amount of winks I've sent out "

You're so desperate

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 41 weeks ago

London

Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down "

Early November work for you?

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

I think I'm going to make a pact with someone, if I can't get laid in 2024 I'll marry whoever will have me.

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


" "

Just bring the penis here already!

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter


"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

·

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.

Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony.

·

Vulcan?

Don't say you weren't warned.

What have said??!! "

I mean, you can literally just scroll up and reread it all if you've forgotten already. I have witnesses and everything.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 41 weeks ago

London


"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down

Early November work for you?"

That's so far! But come to London and yes I'll make time

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"Anyway the point being if someone wants to fuck me next year I'm down

Early November work for you?

That's so far! But come to London and yes I'll make time "

My horny season is sept to Dec. It's nearly over so you're gonna have to wait till then.

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By *orny PTMan 41 weeks ago

Peterborough

I'm hoping to be doing the deed before, during and after the midnight celebration AGAIN!

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By *hagTonightMan 41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"I am predicting that I will have sex about 10 times next year

I hope it's a shagfest for you, Shag! "

Ty. I am hoping for the same too

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By *aitonelMan 41 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple 41 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me "

I'll bring bolt cutters to get you put of that chastity device

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago


"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me "

Woo woo

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By *odevilWoman 41 weeks ago

exeter


"I'm very carful who gets to get in my pants. So it depends who is able to woo me "

That's not what I heard...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"No no, I'm more interested in her head. I want to sêê what goes on in that lustful mind of hers.

·

You really really don't. There are tangled limbs all over the place in here. Utter chaos and debauchery. I'm sort of ashamed. Except not.

Nay lady, you lost me at "debauchery". Can we perform a 'mind meld'? I wish to tame your cognitive cacophony.

·

Vulcan?

Don't say you weren't warned.

What have said??!!

·

I mean, you can literally just scroll up and reread it all if you've forgotten already. I have witnesses and everything. "

You're a Vulcan. Clearly you're a confounded Vulcan!

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By (user no longer on site) 41 weeks ago

2024 eh? Sounds hot , count me in.

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By *agneto.Man 41 weeks ago

Bham

Lower my standards, pah, no.

I'd really rather have a wank than have sex with someone I don't fancy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man 41 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Lower my standards, pah, no.

I'd really rather have a wank than have sex with someone I don't fancy. "

Måggy, what if you didn't fancy your left hand?

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