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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago

Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’m going away but just commenting to let you know I’m in that bracket. Kthanksbyeeeeeeeeee-uh

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool

0

Largely not been looking to mostly.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

0. Not been looking. Been “fixing” me

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

Same as 2022, zero.

It's just not a priority at the moment.

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair

Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock.

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By *ellhungvweMan 42 weeks ago

Cheltenham

If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Google’s sex…

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock."

Wasn’t it declared it’s good for our health?

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"0. Not been looking. Been “fixing” me"

I’d like a few women to fix me.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "

You’d never run out of fingers if you were a Mackem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock."

That's not a number Nero

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "

I'm not grumpy!

Well, I am but that's not due to lack of the sex. It's my default setting

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers "

Does sex = not grumpy?

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By *orbidden eastMan 42 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93."

You can go away

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By *acebsCouple 42 weeks ago

Bradford/Shipley

Sorry we'll have to go away x

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away"

You missed me the last time I did that.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 42 weeks ago

Somewhere else

*beats a hasty retreat*

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis "

Not pay for it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 42 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

We're outta here...

J

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that."

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. "

Shush you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"We're outta here...

J"

Dam couples!

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back. "

She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny

If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10

If we going individual

Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word”

2 guys solo meets

3 couples

0 woman from fab or dateing platforms

1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks

Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it

Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that

But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day

And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word

143 guys from clubs and sanua meets

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By *ust want fun 888Man 42 weeks ago

nearby

I’d be too embarrassed to say, my verification has the answer

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Been a dry year

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

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I'll say twice. Fingers crossed I avoid your wrath Bella, twice is acceptably low isn't it?

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By *ustamanMan 42 weeks ago

weymouth

Three - still better than 2022

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I’d be too embarrassed to say, my verification has the answer"

Wasn't long before her leggings were off! Ah this has tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back.

She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed."

When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's.

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By *oeBeansMan 42 weeks ago

Derby

Probably not loads to go away, but enough that I'm not gonna count it all up

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny

If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10

If we going individual

Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word”

2 guys solo meets

3 couples

0 woman from fab or dateing platforms

1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks

Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it

Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that

But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day

And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word

143 guys from clubs and sanua meets

"

That's too many!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I'll say twice. Fingers crossed I avoid your wrath Bella, twice is acceptably low isn't it?"

You'll say twice even though we both know you're lying. I appreciate the lie though. You can stay.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 42 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

Zero.

I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

Zero.

I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum. "

Oh, this is a little close to home.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London

52 weeks in a year right?

Id say 26?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"52 weeks in a year right?

Id say 26?"

You lie!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 42 weeks ago

Maidstone

I think 6.

Slowly getting back into it after sorting my life out a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny

If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10

If we going individual

Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word”

2 guys solo meets

3 couples

0 woman from fab or dateing platforms

1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks

Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it

Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that

But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day

And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word

143 guys from clubs and sanua meets

That's too many!"

Free and single so it’s all guns blazing

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By *heekyDemandCouple 42 weeks ago

Leicester

Not sure if you mean with each other, with other people or in total.

Approx 220 just us, roughly 25 being other people.

Not a bad year, 3 more club visits till NYE so maybe add another 15 + 5.

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By *eliWoman 42 weeks ago

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"I'll say twice. Fingers crossed I avoid your wrath Bella, twice is acceptably low isn't it?

You'll say twice even though we both know you're lying. I appreciate the lie though. You can stay. "

It feels like we're bonding. Who says lies are a bad thing?

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Thankfully enough to keep me sated. However, well below WHO™ guidelines that would prevent cobwebs from forming on my cock.

·

That's not a number Nero"

I know, I know. I can tell you privately. Not here. These hallowed walls of the Fab Institute are a gossip monger's delight.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’ll check my verificatio…. Shit.

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By *d4fun73Man 42 weeks ago

Shipley


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

What's your number?

Mine I'll tell you in a dm not here

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By *drian52Man 42 weeks ago

Derby


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

Regular meet with fwb every couple of months ours me at about a 6 or 7???

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 42 weeks ago

My Own Little World

What Sex Life

How about you op

How many times you played hide the sausage in 2023

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

somewhere between 0 and 100. I don't usually count meets..just people and I usually stick to the same people at a maximum of 10 on the poly pod.

It's a bit easier in London than Hell, North West. I rotate around three London clubs and socials in each month.

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By *amish MacBethMan 42 weeks ago

Southend

I think about 8 or 9. Not nearly enough though even my hand has started saying it’s got a migraine ??

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By *r_GreyscaleMan 42 weeks ago

Baldock

About 3 times

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By *hagTonightMan 42 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

I havent had sex this year

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"I’ll check my verificatio…. Shit. "

You know you don't have to verify each time you meet the same person. Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"I havent had sex this year "

Crikey you need to take the Haribos on a club tour.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"52 weeks in a year right?

Id say 26?"

Yeah something like that. Lots of opportunity in London.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Probably not loads to go away, but enough that I'm not gonna count it all up "

My brain hasn't got the capacity to count over 12 or 20 but I will go with under 100.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"About 3 times "

hugs it's going to waste....

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"About 3 times "

About? 3 isn't that hard to remember...

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"I think about 8 or 9. Not nearly enough though even my hand has started saying it’s got a migraine ??"

Migraine or carpal tunnel.....oh dear... you need a hands-free toy.

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By *neforutoMan 42 weeks ago

Fantasy land in the SW

I can count my encounters on one hand and still hold a can of fizzy pop

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"About 3 times

About? 3 isn't that hard to remember..."

Might not have finished... ...or started and then....something came up....or went down...

I always have toys on hand in that case. Lol!

I'm always going to finish.

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By *heekyDemandCouple 42 weeks ago

Leicester


"About 3 times "

4 is a nice number, let's fix that foe you

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

...

Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned

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By *mber SkiesWoman 42 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Not many 5 times with the same person

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers

Does sex = not grumpy?"

Sex for me equals = empathy and enthusiasm....once the libido drops too low I stop caring about everything and everyone..including myself.

I'm here to keep the libido up enough. Lol!

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By *agnar73Man 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

Better than 2022 is my answer

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan 42 weeks ago

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Maybe 20 times I'm not sure, Not nearly as much as I'd like but it hasn't been the best year for us, 2024 can't get any worse

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By *ools1964Man 42 weeks ago

Swadlincote

Only a couple of times, neither of which were with my mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned "

Good answer.

Mine is currently 4 times less than planned.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Not had full sex, but does giving a couple of blowjobs count.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny

If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10

If we going individual

Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word”

2 guys solo meets

3 couples

0 woman from fab or dateing platforms

1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks

Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it

Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that

But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day

And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word

143 guys from clubs and sanua meets

"

I live vicariously through you. I don't have the energy, time or money to get to that number.

That I can go off the boil....from time to time..

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By *acksparrow99Man 42 weeks ago

Canary Wharf, London

Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum.

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By *hagTonightMan 42 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.


"I havent had sex this year

Crikey you need to take the Haribos on a club tour."

Yes. I need to take the haribos on a club tour too

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By *orbidden eastMan 42 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis

Not pay for it?"

Of course, not, but even that’s not happening

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis

Not pay for it?"

Ouch. I verify that he doesn't...well not from me. lol!

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By *avexxMan 42 weeks ago

cheshire

saving myself for 2024

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. "

That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more....

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"I’ll check my verificatio…. Shit.

You know you don't have to verify each time you meet the same person. Lol! "

I don’t verify myself.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

10 for me. Lol

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By *midnight-Woman 42 weeks ago

...


"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned

Good answer.

Mine is currently 4 times less than planned. "

So annoying isn't it

Hey if we plan a gazillion next year, maybe we'll get more!!

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By *acksparrow99Man 42 weeks ago

Canary Wharf, London


"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum.

That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more.... "

"They" can always say they cum louder (the East Midlands team does)

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned

Good answer.

Mine is currently 4 times less than planned.

So annoying isn't it

Hey if we plan a gazillion next year, maybe we'll get more!! "

I'm not even gonna try next year!

Maybe 2025.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

Zero.

I joined thinking I'd meet people when I was ready and in the right emotional frame. Eventually I realised that will most likely be never, so I just enjoy the forum. "

Yeah I definitely think you need to be psychologically ready.

Or have three face-to-face mental health support groups a week and access to online therapy 24/7 like me. Lol! Look it works. Despite the ..um Fab challenges..not once have I run screaming ( anxiety or panic attack) from a meet/club or social or event. Lol!

I won't lie and say you won't get triggered but if you know how to manage your triggers, uncomfy and unpleasant feelings and express your wants and boundaries you should be ok. Most people respect your boundaries especially when you call them out in a group setting.

We are all vulnerable in the Fab/Fetish and Kink space.

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By *orbidden eastMan 42 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Not existent. But hey what can you do it a cost of living crisis

Not pay for it?

Ouch. I verify that he doesn't...well not from me. lol! "

thank you lovely lady

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Too many times to count. Same person though, well mostly

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"Not as much as i would have liked and 9 times less than planned

Good answer.

Mine is currently 4 times less than planned.

So annoying isn't it

Hey if we plan a gazillion next year, maybe we'll get more!! "

*coughs.

So….. when you’re finished with a gazillion, can I get in touch?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum.

That's just Londoners showing off now...They will hate us more....

"They" can always say they cum louder (the East Midlands team does)"

I've got a soft spot for the East Midlands. Did a lot of shagging there. in my twenties. Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman 42 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Too many times to count. Same person though, well mostly "

If I could get it this much I would but that usually means I have to bring them home and keep them...eww..nope...I like living alone and sleeping alone and watching trash TV alone while eating lentils for dinner because I can't be asked to cook. lol!

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Zero.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London

Question is who London based is gonna add to my number just in time?!

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Absolutely nowhere near enough.

And it looks like it'll stay that way for the foreseeable.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London


"Absolutely nowhere near enough.

And it looks like it'll stay that way for the foreseeable.

"

I mean I have to stop off nearby on my way home for Xmas...just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Zero"

Ah little willy that's no good!

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Question is who London based is gonna add to my number just in time?!"

Have you tried some of the London socials, Brucey? You might just pick up a candidate / candy-date or two.

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By *otSoPoshWoman 42 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A few. But not enough... not by any stretch.

Damn men just aren't being cooperative about being here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 42 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Zero

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"A few. But not enough... not by any stretch.

Damn men just aren't being cooperative about being here "

Down with the men!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 42 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll just let the door hit me on my way out

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London


"Question is who London based is gonna add to my number just in time?!

Have you tried some of the London socials, Brucey? You might just pick up a candidate / candy-date or two."

Everyone would fucking know about it if I had!

The answer is no. And it's a shame cause I was busy for the last big one!

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Zero

Ah little willy that's no good!"

Shall we help each other out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Zero

Ah little willy that's no good!

Shall we help each other out?"

You're suggesting I haven't had sex either?

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By *illy IdolMan 42 weeks ago

Midlands


"Zero

Ah little willy that's no good!

Shall we help each other out?

You're suggesting I haven't had sex either?"

I never once suggested that

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By *ocktoplaywithMan 42 weeks ago

Derby

Once. Early January, so I guess that means I don’t have to go away. Would love to increase it though, just imagine if I could double it

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back.

She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed.

When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's. "

Next week but I’m not going this year

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I’ll just let the door hit me on my way out "

I still remember that time when the sliding doors closed in on your boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back.

She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed.

When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's.

Next week but I’m not going this year "

Are you banned?

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By *oldyoudown41Man 42 weeks ago

caledonian


"Yes I know it's not over yet.

But how many times have you had sex this year?

Just a number, or if it's too many to count please just go away.

"

Does it have to include another person

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By *imply DeeWoman 42 weeks ago

Wherever

Two times.

TWO.

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By *ellhungvweMan 42 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"If everyone is zero then I can see why the forums get so grumpy. I stop counting when I run out of fingers

Does sex = not grumpy?"

Humpy not grumpy is my motto.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Fab = 2

Non-fab = 3

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow

This is not a thread for me.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Does it count when it's with yourself?

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By *educing_EmCouple 42 weeks ago

Tipperary

Out then

Em x

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'd have to use ten fingers and one tow to count so 11 times so far this year

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By *itty9899Man 42 weeks ago

Craggy Island

About 10 or 12 times.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Its been shit if am honest, 3 times a think this year, need to up my game next year

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By *itygamesMan 42 weeks ago

UK

none.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"This is not a thread for me."

Hussy

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By *akedMMan 42 weeks ago

Witney

Since 2018 a big fat 0

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Hussy"

Makes a change from being called a tart. I think I like hussy better.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Tough year for you man

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I'd have to use ten fingers and one tow to count so 11 times so far this year "

Are you sure you didn't use all 11 fingers?

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By *oldyoudown41Man 42 weeks ago

caledonian


"Absolutely nowhere near enough.

And it looks like it'll stay that way for the foreseeable.

"

I would love to help …

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By *ddie1966Man 42 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A gentleman never counts and a gentleman never tells.

I'm with Nero on this one...

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By *ad NannaWoman 42 weeks ago

East London

Are we counting overnight stays as one, or are we counting each time a penis went into a vagina/butthole?

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By *apidaryMan 42 weeks ago

Chipping Norton

Cheerfully, I'm out.

Abstinence is a crime in the face of the warm opportunities of the flesh. And winter is cold enough without the added chill of celibacy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Are we counting overnight stays as one, or are we counting each time a penis went into a vagina/butthole?"

Oh, each let's go with each separate encounter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"Cheerfully, I'm out.

Abstinence is a crime in the face of the warm opportunities of the flesh. And winter is cold enough without the added chill of celibacy."

Sounds like something JD would say.

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By *reats400Man 42 weeks ago

Maidstone

In total= 0, already put my inbox in the sky so I can look up and hope something drops

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 42 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I'd have to use ten fingers and one tow to count so 11 times so far this year

Are you sure you didn't use all 11 fingers? "

Oh I might of actually, never actually counted my fingers, I just assume I had 10

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"How are we counting it are we counting it individual people as individuals numbers or are we just counting it as 1 club visit is 1 time regardless off how meny

If we going 1 club or sanua visit per time 10

If we going individual

Then oooo god how do we do this without it looking so bad fuck it “4 letter bad word”

2 guys solo meets

3 couples

0 woman from fab or dateing platforms

1 woman from “blind date” wasn’t blind obviously she new off me and had seen picks

Set up by a friend was up front with her and left it up to her went on the date as it was set up from a friend got there got the same feeling as I do hart not in it still belongs to someone else was up front about it

Went to dinner told her my hart wasn’t in it and wouldnt pretend to be not nice to do that

But we were out in galsgow for dinner decided just to get a hotel and part ways the next day

And here we go not so bad now here comes the 4 letter bad word

143 guys from clubs and sanua meets

I live vicariously through you. I don't have the energy, time or money to get to that number.

That I can go off the boil....from time to time.."

Ha ha it’s those pesky saunas meets proping up the numbers tend to over indulge

As I traveled and such to get there tend to spend 5-6 maybe 7 hours numbers start to rack up

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By *reats400Man 42 weeks ago

Maidstone

I know some that look after themselves

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By *ad NannaWoman 42 weeks ago

East London

I think around 10, but my memory is awful.

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By *acksparrow99Man 42 weeks ago

Canary Wharf, London

Seems like we missed each other time and location-wise as I am doing a fair bit of shagging when I visit Nottingham, which is often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I know some that look after themselves "

Ah this is where I go wrong

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By *heekyDemandCouple 42 weeks ago

Leicester


"Did not keep a count, but more or less a pint's worth of cum. "

We like our men like our Guinness

.

Black and white and comes in pints

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By *hrek101Man 42 weeks ago

Herts

Gonna go with 52 approx..once a week I reckon on average

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By *ittleRed18Woman 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

12 and a half times for me...

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By *reat me rightWoman 42 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Google’s sex… "

Joins in.

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By *herry delightWoman 42 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Too many to count so I will go away.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 42 weeks ago

Glasgow


"… and a half"

Dare I ask?

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By *affron40Woman 42 weeks ago

manchester

I haven’t.

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By *aitonelMan 42 weeks ago

Liverpool


"… and a half

Dare I ask? "

Oral only? Just the tip? He didn't cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"… and a half

Dare I ask?

Oral only? Just the tip? He didn't cum? "

He was shit?

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago


"… and a half

Dare I ask? "

m

Was it littlebird?

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By *eroLondonMan 42 weeks ago

Mayfair


"… and a half

Dare I ask? m

Was it littlebird? "

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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan 42 weeks ago

London


"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps "

Ah good to see I'm not the only one that keeps tabs

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By *ora the explorerWoman 42 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Too many times to count. Same person though, well mostly

If I could get it this much I would but that usually means I have to bring them home and keep them...eww..nope...I like living alone and sleeping alone and watching trash TV alone while eating lentils for dinner because I can't be asked to cook. lol! "

Oh god no I don’t bring him home!

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By *annabarberaCouple 42 weeks ago

Staffs

We will just have to go away

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By *atricia ParnelWoman 42 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

30-40 weekends away with my special friends, individual numbers not a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps "

274 more than me!

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By *ndie and CindyCouple 42 weeks ago

Dublin

If fab allowed the use of gifs I’d drop Grandpa Simpson doing the about turn to exit the thread

Ella

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By *mf123Man 42 weeks ago

with one foot out the door


"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps

274 more than me!"

pure laziness

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By (user no longer on site) OP    42 weeks ago


"I can tell you i had 276 wanks if that helps

274 more than me!pure laziness "

yes indeed

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By *hadowtoothMan 42 weeks ago

Glenrothes

1 if oral sex counts - first time out at a club.

Running total 3.14.

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By *arryandhedgehogCouple 42 weeks ago

Thurrock

Out of curiosity we kept a list this year so far it’s on 176, there was a couple of slow months due to illness so will look to beat it next year

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By *ittleRed18Woman 42 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"… and a half

Dare I ask?

Oral only? Just the tip? He didn't cum?

He was shit?"

Haha no none of the above, it was because my fanny grew teeth and chomped his dick off

Or maybe I pulled the number out of ass so OP doesn't tell me to go away

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By *imi_RougeWoman 42 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Only 8 times... that's way worse than last year. Hoping to squeeze a couple more in this month, well in the next 2 weeks

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By *imi_RougeWoman 42 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"I’d be too embarrassed to say, my verification has the answer"

I hope you prayed for your sins after...

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I done it at least once

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By *imi_RougeWoman 42 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"Only 8 times... that's way worse than last year. Hoping to squeeze a couple more in this month, well in the next 2 weeks "

Actually it's more times than that for intercourse, as my favourite boy has good stamina and can repeat... So maybe 15 times?

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 42 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I'm going away... Lol... More times than I care to count... Happy smiley bunny right here

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By *eordieJeansCouple 42 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"If I had to put a number on it I’d say maybe 93.

You can go away

You missed me the last time I did that.

She did! She told me, and thank god you are back.

She’s more a thank Satan kinda girl but it’s nice to see I’ve been missed.

When's your Xmas do? I enjoyed last year's.

Next week but I’m not going this year

Are you banned? "

They’re begging me to go. I’m the fun one but I’ve got too much planned this year so can’t make it.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I’ll pump someone after my picnic next week if you need to up your numbers. I’ll give you a few rounds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 42 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s got to be more than 20 because I have no more fingers or toes left to count.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

I cannot in all conscience put sex and life in the same sentence. Although I just did....

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By *r_GreyscaleMan 42 weeks ago

Baldock

I know, small violin for me

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By *ongandharderMan 42 weeks ago

Rotherham

10+ times

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By *ilthyBitchGlosWoman 42 weeks ago

Gloucester

I can honestly say 4 different men. One of them a few times. It's been a quiet year this year.

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Less than some, more than others.

Down on 2022 though. Must rectify in 2024!

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By *eddfmyd11Man 42 weeks ago

Towcester

2 people in private meets from other sites, and 6 different people in 3 visits to clubs I think

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By *amish MacBethMan 42 weeks ago

Southend

I’m game if you are ??

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By (user no longer on site) 42 weeks ago

Can I be 175?

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