"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.
Facts."
Can confirm. I've only just escaped from the last batch.
I only wanted it for my Gammon. |
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Boring answer but 90% sure it's based in truth.
The pineapple is an old symbol of hospitality.
It was first around when it used to cost 1000s to import them into the country from far away.
The rich when holding their banquets would have the pineapple as the centerpieces to show wealth but also that they wanted to be the best host and not spare any expense for their guests. As at became cheaper the pineapple was adopted by the hospitality industry to show them were doing the best for their guests.
Displaying the upside down version has subsequently been adopted (not sure why or when) by the swinging (for lack of a better term) community as a secret sign that they are welcoming of others of the same persuasion. X
I believe pampas grass was once a symbol and I've even heard of a multi pack of walkers being used at a party with a key linked to flavour to show how far you're willing to go.
Eg cheese and onion means same room swap. Xx |
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"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.
Facts."
Just tried this, nothing,
Just a security guard telling me to put my clothes on !!!!!!! |
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Dunno but our pineapple caught the eye of a delivery driver who asked if the pineapple in our window had any significance.
Interestingly it doesn’t. We don’t display it as a swinging thing. It’s just a change pot lol. |
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"Dunno but our pineapple caught the eye of a delivery driver who asked if the pineapple in our window had any significance.
Interestingly it doesn’t. We don’t display it as a swinging thing. It’s just a change pot lol."
He definitely knew what it means and was trying to get an in, he wants to shag Mrs  |
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I met a lady this summer on holiday, who had a pineapple tattooed on her upper arm. I’d shared a taxi with her and her fella and spotted it. Next day I got chatting to her by the pool and gently brought the subject up.
She claimed to have had the tattoo done, because “she liked fruit”.
I wasn’t buying that story. Lol. |
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"Boring answer but 90% sure it's based in truth.
The pineapple is an old symbol of hospitality.
It was first around when it used to cost 1000s to import them into the country from far away.
The rich when holding their banquets would have the pineapple as the centerpieces to show wealth but also that they wanted to be the best host and not spare any expense for their guests. As at became cheaper the pineapple was adopted by the hospitality industry to show them were doing the best for their guests.
Displaying the upside down version has subsequently been adopted (not sure why or when) by the swinging (for lack of a better term) community as a secret sign that they are welcoming of others of the same persuasion. X
I believe pampas grass was once a symbol and I've even heard of a multi pack of walkers being used at a party with a key linked to flavour to show how far you're willing to go.
Eg cheese and onion means same room swap. Xx"
Ohhh is that why they only serve cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks at posh dinner parties? |
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"Went to our local fruit & veg shop today, they had a few pineapples on display and one had falleen over.....does that mean the shop owners are swingers  "
100%, why else would they have any pineapples. |
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"If you put one in your trolley at Tescos, 100 secret swingers will descend on you dragging you to the frozen aisle for a good fucking.
Facts.
It doesn't happen in Morrisons
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Do morrisons sell fruit? |
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