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over a year ago
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??"
No but before leaving the house maybe a tactical wank is required for some |
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
I love the way you word things at times."
It would be disappointing though.
My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty."
How many times would you empty his sack though? If he only has one shot, may as well make it last with a tactical pre-sex wank. |
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??"
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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Michelin Star meal.
To answer your question: Nø. |
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
How many times would you empty his sack though? If he only has one shot, may as well make it last with a tactical pre-sex wank."
I'll keep going until they ask me to stop. For some people that's one big one. For others it's double digits until there's nothing left to come out but goddamnit I'll keep trying as long as I'm wanted  |
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??
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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.
To answer your question: Nø."
Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw |
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??
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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.
To answer your question: Nø.
Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw "
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??"
But why   lol
It’s like being invited over for fancy dinner & you stop by McDonald’s to eat on your way there! |
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??
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That would be like gorging from a platter of cheap and rancid sandwiches ½ an hour before dining on a Maccies.
To answer your question: Nø.
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Not what I expected from you Nëro. But apparently what my brain saw "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??"
No I don't to risk not being able to get it up 10 minutes later lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're driving to meet a new lady or couple do you ever play with yourself in the car?
Ever made yourself cum??"
Would I be driving or stationary in the car? |
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"So many questions.
What about clean up? Are you arriving in underpants as crispy as poppadoms?
What if you can't perform after said wanking in the car? "
This sent me and potentially ruined my take away for this evening ha ja |
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
I love the way you word things at times.
It would be disappointing though.
My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished "
What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?  
LvM |
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
I love the way you word things at times.
It would be disappointing though.
My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished "
It could stunt your growth  |
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"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
I love the way you word things at times.
It would be disappointing though.
My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished
What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?
LvM"
Fresh from the source or not at all.
Warm and pulsing straight down my throat? Fuck yes.
Cold, bordeline gelatinous, and getting a bit crusty and dry where it's fusing with the cardboard? Pass |
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We've had guys admit to doing it pre meet and then not perform. Or at least use it as an excuse.
Not really sure why they would, I mean yes, stroke, rub get yourself excited but if you're going to get wasted at the pre party and miss the main event you may as well stay at home? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'd be fucking gutted if I was looking forward to choking on some dick and he showed up half empty.
I love the way you word things at times.
It would be disappointing though.
My diet is verging on vegan. Don't be wasting valuable protein en route. I could end up malnourished
What if I jizzed into a takeaway box?
LvM
Fresh from the source or not at all.
Warm and pulsing straight down my throat? Fuck yes.
Cold, bordeline gelatinous, and getting a bit crusty and dry where it's fusing with the cardboard? Pass "
Ok, you’ve convinced me. That’s a deal |
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