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Come sit on santas knee and...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a magic wand with attachments
strap on (one that doesnt make me bum look big)
martina cole novel
chocolate orange
underwear
selection box (not cadburys but galaxy)
and if i sat on yer knee i would crush it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In these days of political correctness and our soft govt's attempt to protect our kiddies... it's no longer appropriate to sit on Santa's knee...
...but if you could wangle Cheryl Cole & Megan Fox to be downstairs in my living room on Xmas Morning, naked and wrapped in gold wrapping paper with a tag saying, "All for you, Wishy!" I'll be eternally grateful.
Ta.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"may I have a six foot fit buff bloke please, all buffed and oiled and sent to my room?
thank you soapy santa xxxx "
Well i could stand on me box and ya could shut yer eyes xx |
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over a year ago
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"some new working legs please and liam neeson ....thankyouuuu xx"
oh yeah i missed liam nealson off me list. would santa mind if i shared him with sprite!!!!!! |
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