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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr  "
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
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lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral."
Not in my hair you wont, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't pussy look like dragons den deborah meaden "
Shoulda gone to specsavers,  ,
Pussy is MUCH hotter than the dragon (and young enough to be her daughter ) OK, maybe younger sister,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral.
Not in my hair you wont, lol"
lol will just rub it in yer bonce then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"don't pussy look like dragons den deborah meaden
Shoulda gone to specsavers, ,
Pussy is MUCH hotter than the dragon (and young enough to be her daughter ) OK, maybe younger sister, "
was hot trotting off to yours then to give ya a thank you shag...then seen the sister bit....will you settle for a tit wank coz am not that grateful now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral.
Not in my hair you wont, lol"
well dont polish yer head too much only me ashtray will fall off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't pussy look like dragons den deborah meaden
Shoulda gone to specsavers, ,
Pussy is MUCH hotter than the dragon (and young enough to be her daughter ) OK, maybe younger sister,
was hot trotting off to yours then to give ya a thank you shag...then seen the sister bit....will you settle for a tit wank coz am not that grateful now"
I'm over the moon with the tit wank idea!!
And Deb Meaden is 49, so if kid was born at 20 you would need to look 29 Pussy, now you do look great, but 29?
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OK its Xmas, 29 it is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral.
Not in my hair you wont, lol
well dont polish yer head too much only me ashtray will fall off"
Put your ciggy in my but crack and i'll make a smoke trail like the f**king Red Arrows lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"don't pussy look like dragons den deborah meaden
Shoulda gone to specsavers, ,
Pussy is MUCH hotter than the dragon (and young enough to be her daughter ) OK, maybe younger sister,
was hot trotting off to yours then to give ya a thank you shag...then seen the sister bit....will you settle for a tit wank coz am not that grateful now
I'm over the moon with the tit wank idea!!
And Deb Meaden is 49, so if kid was born at 20 you would need to look 29 Pussy, now you do look great, but 29?
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OK its Xmas, 29 it is "
oh my....tit wank it is....will even throw in a complimentary blowjob off chezza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral.
Not in my hair you wont, lol
well dont polish yer head too much only me ashtray will fall off
Put your ciggy in my but crack and i'll make a smoke trail like the f**king Red Arrows lol"
mmmmmh my sort of man.....i have often heard that men talk thru their arses but blowing smoke like the red arrows....bring it on |
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"oh my....tit wank it is....will even throw in a complimentary blowjob off chezza
Whooooooo hooooooo, It IS Xmas!!!!! "
chezza ...wow...she is unique honestly ...no one is like her ....santa came early for you today lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral."
Lapping pussy is one of my specialities Puss... Have been Christened "Jack the Licker" by some of our regular playmates. My tongue's getting stiff just thinking about it, mmmmmm
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yer my tits will make it grow
(@)(@)
Here pussy, pussy pussy, cmon then xxxxx
just perved ya pics so purrrrrrrrrrrrr
Awww pussy you look lush, mmmmm
Been ages since we went to Liverpool. We going to Chams over Christmas holiday period xxxxxx
lush.....how old are ya????
anyhow am not a considerate smoker. i flick me ash in yer hair when ya giving me oral.
Lapping pussy is one of my specialities Puss... Have been Christened "Jack the Licker" by some of our regular playmates. My tongue's getting stiff just thinking about it, mmmmmm
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lol i luv sitting on a good stiffie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh my....tit wank it is....will even throw in a complimentary blowjob off chezza
Whooooooo hooooooo, It IS Xmas!!!!!
chezza ...wow...she is unique honestly ...no one is like her ....santa came early for you today lol"
u should know |
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"oh my....tit wank it is....will even throw in a complimentary blowjob off chezza
Whooooooo hooooooo, It IS Xmas!!!!!
chezza ...wow...she is unique honestly ...no one is like her ....santa came early for you today lol
u should know "
ohh yeah i would never forget her amazing talent and lovely woman ,like most on here |
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"K if you could increase, decrease ladies which would you do?
Personally I'm happy
your always happy chuckles ,never known you not, except when he says i am exhausted LOL"
Ohhhhhhhhhhh you know me so well |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out"
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo"
Course you can, I got sweeties as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well"
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day "
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her"
Psssst Jack, Its Xmas, there has to be a "pulling a cracker" joke in here somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her"
Lets all make friends and play together...wanna see my tonka toy? lol |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her
Lets all make friends and play together...wanna see my tonka toy? lol
"
Oh please does your Tonka toy have an extendy bit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her
Psssst Jack, Its Xmas, there has to be a "pulling a cracker" joke in here somewhere "
Go on then...say it...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her
Lets all make friends and play together...wanna see my tonka toy? lol
Oh please does your Tonka toy have an extendy bit lol"
If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her
Lets all make friends and play together...wanna see my tonka toy? lol
Oh please does your Tonka toy have an extendy bit lol
If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol "
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want |
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"we talking about increasing or decreasing COCKS
anyhow isnt this a start of a new thread.
trust you aqua to butt in when am flirting
Sorry, goes off and sits in corner till told she can come out
Can I join you in your corner ? I been told off again, boooo
Course you can, I got sweeties as well
Sweeties and pussy...must be my lucky day
Hey Pussy ain't in the naughty corner, I'm there to escape her
Lets all make friends and play together...wanna see my tonka toy? lol
Oh please does your Tonka toy have an extendy bit lol
If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want "
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol |
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol"
And that is what is known as fall out
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
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Will you two get a room xxx |
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
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Thought it would be fun in the corner with you, but you more visious than Puss... be gentle...I'm just a simple bloke..... |
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
Will you two get a room xxx
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Why wanna join us?? |
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??"
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
Thought it would be fun in the corner with you, but you more visious than Puss... be gentle...I'm just a simple bloke....."
Oh no, I really am a Pussy Cat,come further into the corner and you'll see |
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If you rub it an lick it, it turns into Apollo 13, lol
But they always got smaller the higher up they went, is that really what you want
No...and when it breaks into three pieces, it f**king hurts too, lol
And that is what is known as fall out
Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Christmas come early |
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Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??
Kate will be back from work soon, so we could get sum practice for the party this weekend mmmmm"
Am on me way xx |
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Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??
Kate will be back from work soon, so we could get sum practice for the party this weekend mmmmm
Am on me way xx "
where's Puss gone? |
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Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??
Kate will be back from work soon, so we could get sum practice for the party this weekend mmmmm
Am on me way xx
where's Puss gone?"
Probably on lunch or gone to sharpen her claws. Running back to corner now |
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Will you two get a room xxx
Why wanna join us??
Kate will be back from work soon, so we could get sum practice for the party this weekend mmmmm
Am on me way xx
where's Puss gone?
Probably on lunch or gone to sharpen her claws. Running back to corner now"
Wait for me...can't run with a stiffy...you will have to soften it for me |
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Wait for me...can't run with a stiffy...you will have to soften it for me
Do I have to prefer em hard
Well ok....but don't run too quickly then
You lead I'll follow"
mmm bet you say that to all the boys
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"Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive breast implant surgery, or now you could just grab some F Cup cookies. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger. we are looking for someone who is willing to give them a go...."
Got 42F's an wanna loose some! not gain more.. lol.... |
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Got 42F's an wanna loose some! not gain more.. lol...."
Don't lose any..big is bootifull, breast reductions will be banned if I ever get elected....
Vote for "Jack the Licker" |
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Wait for me...can't run with a stiffy...you will have to soften it for me
Do I have to prefer em hard
Well ok....but don't run too quickly then
You lead I'll follow
mmm bet you say that to all the boys
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Only ones with stiffys
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Got 42F's an wanna loose some! not gain more.. lol....
Don't lose any..big is bootifull, breast reductions will be banned if I ever get elected....
Vote for "Jack the Licker""
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"I love my tits, always have done, probly always will
They dropped from 44f to 42f again but I do love em... "
I sure could use those 2 inches that you lost, lol xxxx |
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