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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?"

I’m a freak on the streets and a lady in the shéets.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I'm just a freak.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once had holiday fling she said lady of the streets whore in bed .....total filth

So out and about who knows hey.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?

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I’m a freak on the streets and a lady in the shéets."

Yes, I know.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

You mean like The Joker?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wake up having tied up my bedding into origami. Yeah, I'm a freak in the sheets. Sleep? meh. swan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"You mean like The Joker? "

I don't understand this but I'm going to give you a cursory nod, dear fellow. xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm just a freak. "

How's that Pleasure Shed coming along in your allotment?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?

·

I’m a freak on the streets and a lady in the shéets.

Yes, I know. "

shhhh or I’ll tell your husband

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem "

Now this, I envy.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem "

There is a reason I knew I liked you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

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There is a reason I knew I liked you! "

Don't bother, she's overrated.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

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There is a reason I knew I liked you!

Don't bother, she's overrated. "

That's what I thought! Until that comment, she won me over. I'm weak!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I wake up having tied up my bedding into origami. Yeah, I'm a freak in the sheets. Sleep? meh. swan."

Are you any good with ice sculptures?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere else


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

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There is a reason I knew I liked you!

Don't bother, she's overrated.

That's what I thought! Until that comment, she won me over. I'm weak! "

You are

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

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There is a reason I knew I liked you!

Don't bother, she's overrated.

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That's what I thought! Until that comment, she won me over. I'm weak! "

One gaze upon her visage and you'll turn to stone. Where do you think Stonehenge came from?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Depends on your definition of freak I suppose lol

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I'm just a freak.

How's that Pleasure Shed coming along in your allotment? "

The interior decorator is almost finished...

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Yeah, I don’t loke that saying much.

I am a lady in the streets and a lady between the sheets.

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By *gdonaldMan  over a year ago

london

I like this.. noticed a majority of ladies love to call themselves freaks but when you get to it it's not really the level of "freak" you expected but trying is always nice

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not sure I'd call myself a freak, filthy yes lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm not sure I'd want to meet a freak in the sheets. Tentacles are a bit icky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm lazy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've never described myself as a freak. Or a lady in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a freak in the sheets Nero. Freaking awesome sleeper, 12 hours no problem

·

There is a reason I knew I liked you!

Don't bother, she's overrated.

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That's what I thought! Until that comment, she won me over. I'm weak!

One gaze upon her visage and you'll turn to stone. Where do you think Stonehenge came from? "

dick

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I like this.. noticed a majority of ladies love to call themselves freaks but when you get to it it's not really the level of "freak" you expected but trying is always nice "

As long as they are calling themselves a "freak". I daren't call one if I value my crown jewels of the nether regions.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Does guy in the streets and lady in sheets count?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Yeah, I don’t loke that saying much.

I am a lady in the streets and a lady between the sheets. "

Å most wondrous answer.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm lazy"

How lazy? On the lazometer? ¹ to ²°

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By *UFSWoman  over a year ago

belfast

What I may be offering between the sheets certainly isn't my trade,so I wouldn't be in breach of any trades description act

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By *BWLOVER1965Man  over a year ago

Ipswich


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?"

As I’m so innocent must be puurrrfff with surf

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent

We are not freaks. We might be decadent, even debauched at times, but not freakish.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does guy in the streets and lady in sheets count?"

It always counts!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?

As I’m so innocent must be puurrrfff with surf "

What is "puurrrfff with surf"?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never described myself as a freak. Or a lady in fact."

What would you describe yourself as?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm lazy

How lazy? On the lazometer? ¹ to ²°"

The laziest of laziness

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I am as nice as you like or as naughty as you dare…

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Admittedly, I am a freak both in and out of the sheets

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

Actually.... she's ^ pussy cat really.

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

More of a weirdo than a freak.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It holds true here

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By *oppleWangerMan  over a year ago

Gods Country

The ugliest thing i’ve ever seen on a dating app used this term as their tagline.

Blurghhh

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'm not sure I'm either. I'm fairly ladylikeish. In a more intimate setting perhaps I'm not le freak, more a very eager participant.

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By *hadowtoothMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

What I am going to do until Greggs opens???

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Actually.... she's ^ pussy cat really. "

More just a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello Nero.

Well, it depends on what I've eaten.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"What I am going to do until Greggs opens??? "

What's a Greggs??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm not sure I'm either. I'm fairly ladylikeish. In a more intimate setting perhaps I'm not le freak, more a very eager participant. "

You're an ambivalent hybrid!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://youtu.be/3tMNszopaIs?si=LtOPiUoPj4P2yb3M

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

https://youtu.be/3tMNszopaIs?si=LtOPiUoPj4P2yb3M"

Is that link safe? I'm not going to get scammed by some Babylon brothers, Viçar? †

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By *ellinever70Woman  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Isn't it said more often on men's profiles

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m just a weirdo

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I’m just a weirdo "

I'm a creep what the hell am I doing here ??

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I'm a freak. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I dont belong here. Ee ee oooh

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm a freak. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I dont belong here. Ee ee oooh"

Lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm a freak. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here. I dont belong here. Ee ee oooh"

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"Lådìes, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

I often come across this term — lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets — but am left wondering how much of this is actually true. Is this simply inane wordplay? Are you a freak in the sheets or are you just telling fibs?

If so, are you not concerned that you may be contravening the Trade Descriptions Act 1968...?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm curiously intrigued about her... ^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never described myself as a freak. Or a lady in fact.

What would you describe yourself as?"

A curious curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://youtu.be/4sXoA7B5yJo?si=XvOD_bi_I7qvJr0Z

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"https://youtu.be/4sXoA7B5yJo?si=XvOD_bi_I7qvJr0Z "

Thank you Blu' Blu'. I'll watch it later. Much later.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never described myself as a freak. Or a lady in fact.

What would you describe yourself as?

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A curious curiosity "

You deleted and re-posted the same thing...

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I've been known to get my freak on in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never described myself as a freak. Or a lady in fact.

What would you describe yourself as?

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A curious curiosity

You deleted and re-posted the same thing..."

I corrected my spelling - curiosity does not have a "u" apparently. But curious does. How very curious.

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