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over a year ago
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Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?
Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?
You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.
Be honest.. Me I am all of them |
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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
I once had a fart aimed directly at my nose, almost injected into my nostrils, during doggy sex. Luckily the lady’s fart did not smell and we laughed it off. I don’t think it was intentional. |
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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?
Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?
You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.
Be honest.. Me I am all of them"
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Everybody farts, even women.
It depends what I ate and where I am.
Can't fart much at work.
If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.
Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.
Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.
Leave the room, if I have company.
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5 when I held it for awhile.
Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.
4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.
3 When I really-really need a poo.
Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.
I hope I wasn't too graphic.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?
Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?
You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.
Be honest.. Me I am all of them
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Everybody farts, even women.
It depends what I ate and where I am.
Can't fart much at work.
If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.
Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.
Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.
Leave the room, if I have company.
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5 when I held it for awhile.
Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.
4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.
3 When I really-really need a poo.
Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.
I hope I wasn't too graphic.
"
No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison |
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"Who farts and are you loud, quiet, gassy,.. What kind of farter are you?
Do you fart during sex or after thought, wow that was good sex and fart like a trooper?
You can rate your fart out of 5..5 being loudest 4 smelliest 3 quiet 2 after sex 1 before sex.
Be honest.. Me I am all of them
***
Everybody farts, even women.
It depends what I ate and where I am.
Can't fart much at work.
If I really need too, then go to the walking freezer.
Fart doesn't smell much in -22 for some reason.
Definitely don't fart before/during/after sex.
Leave the room, if I have company.
***
5 when I held it for awhile.
Sometimes the pressure slightly hurts.
4 When I need a poo or ate something made it worse.
3 When I really-really need a poo.
Also, when I sticked more than 2 fingers up my bum, but usually that makes it sound more like a machine gun or fireworks.
I hope I wasn't too graphic.
No not at all.. Humour all the way made me fart in unison "
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We could play the intro for " Smoke on the water".
That can be played with 2 note power chords.
I do the root/lower, you do the 5th/higher notes.
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***Smoke on the water***
*Brap parp-parp
*brap parp-parp-brap
*brap parp-parp brap-paaaarp
*
Rock you like a hurricane would be possible too, but a lot more effort and carbs.
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