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"A belt that would be right for a 64" waist and mine was only 28/30 at the time  "
Oh I've had those gifts too. I was probably a woman's size 6 (I was eleven maybe) and someone gave me a men's 3XL item of clothing. Thanks for the... tent? |
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"A belt that would be right for a 64" waist and mine was only 28/30 at the time
Oh I've had those gifts too. I was probably a woman's size 6 (I was eleven maybe) and someone gave me a men's 3XL item of clothing. Thanks for the... tent?"
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over a year ago
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That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless  ) |
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"That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless )"
Was it from Mark Corrigan? |
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"That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless )"
Or they could not stretch to a loofah. |
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"That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless )"
Maybe it doesn't translate culturally  (I'm Australian)
In context it was giving me a present I'd need in primary school or secondary school, when I'd just finished secondary school. I said thank you etc, and kept my wtf on the inside |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless )
Maybe it doesn't translate culturally (I'm Australian)
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Probably using it the wrong way up, or maybe down under... sorry, sorry!!!! |
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"That sounds quite sweet OP.
I had a packet of those sponges with the scourer on one side in with a present of mine. Maybe they thought my sink could be cleaner (even though it is spotless )
Maybe it doesn't translate culturally (I'm Australian)
Probably using it the wrong way up, or maybe down under... sorry, sorry!!!!"
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"Bit weird woman from work secret Santa reindeer thong bit weird gf a time wasn’t best pleased  "
There's a blog called Ask a Manager which I'm sure will have some wild stories in a similar vein at this time of year |
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"A remote control Eva from Wall-E. it wasn’t even wireless. I had to follow it around the floor. This was in my 30s.
Oh also a framed photo of Hanz Gruber  "
I can’t believe you got Hans for Christmas 
Best. Present. Ever  |
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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago
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My sister and I used to get each other a stocking present rather than something big but the rule it had be from somewhere like Poundland... So one year she got me a set of microwavable pans. Er... Thanks? |
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Aunty That lives in another country don’t see that often hadn’t seen her in about 4 years
when she was over I was about 6-7 and in to action man she comes over for Xmas one year buy this time I am like 12 Xmas morning comes and I get hand a action man set I just kind off looked mythid and sed thanks
Didn’t have the hart to tell her that I had grown out off them like 3 years prior |
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Kids once got me a hand bell on the outside it said ring me that was it never understood it till one day I was cleaning up and moved said bell as I lifted it up I noticed some writing inside it said if you've farted had it for few years before I noticed it haha. |
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If I'd get an invitation even just for a coffee date.
Sex meet would be even bigger surprise.
Invite to threesome or gang bang would be weird.
I'd consider it might be a Truman Show kind of situation.
Maybe they give me an address and lough about me next door, when I turn up.
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I've not received any odd Xmas presents, but I know 2 people who have.
One was a consultant surgeon who performed a gall stone removal for a patient.
The patient thought it would be a nice gift to present the gall stones in a box at a later date in Xmas to the consultant. The patient even artistically wrapped each gall stone in a purple wrapper from a Quality Street tin. (In other words, scoffed the chocs then reused the purple wrappers).
The other gift I heard about was an elderly gentleman bequeathing his pride and joy, a penis pump, on to a doctor.
People are unfathomably weird. |
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"Oh also a framed photo of Hanz Gruber
That is perfect. Absolute perfection.
It was definitely one of the better ones that year!
If you're regifting this year...
Oh you can have the Gremlins one "
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"I've not received any odd Xmas presents, but I know 2 people who have.
One was a consultant surgeon who performed a gall stone removal for a patient.
The patient thought it would be a nice gift to present the gall stones in a box at a later date in Xmas to the consultant. The patient even artistically wrapped each gall stone in a purple wrapper from a Quality Street tin. (In other words, scoffed the chocs then reused the purple wrappers).
The other gift I heard about was an elderly gentleman bequeathing his pride and joy, a penis pump, on to a doctor.
People are unfathomably weird."
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"A remote control Eva from Wall-E. it wasn’t even wireless. I had to follow it around the floor. This was in my 30s.
Oh also a framed photo of Hanz Gruber
I can’t believe you got Hans for Christmas
Best. Present. Ever "
Who doesn’t love the Gruber! |
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Book Token, to the value of £10. I was ever so grateful but didn't have the heart to tell her that you can't even procure a colouring book for less than £15 these days, let alone anything sociopolitical related.
She was from Tasmania and wasn't fully au fait with the purchasing power of the weak sterling. |
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^^^He's an ungrateful so-and-so
Probably my worst would have been anything pink/girly (ever) and things like little bottles of Impulse body spray or anything you would describe as "smellies" or makeup. I didn't use them, ever, nor do I now.
PS: I have always used basic soap/shower gel, before some clever dork gets that in |
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