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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Arrange a gang bang.
Some are scared of other penises though."
I wouldn't personally, but I guess that's up to them.
I'd kind of like to watch one though just for the hell of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?"
That just one penis brucey. |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
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I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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By *otSoPoshWoman 49 weeks ago
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I don't even have time for one or two pretty penises. Unless they want to come to me and do all the work while I just lay there pillow princess style.
Actually... if they could do some washing and hoover as well, that would be even better.
I think I need a home help  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Share them with a friend 
I don't have any 
I'll be your friend for this! I'll even bring hash browns and rum! Kraken Cherry 
J"
You had me at hash browns  |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey. "
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously "
What kinda sandwich? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
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You don't need to lower your standards for this. Pretty men with pretty penises also love to serve a powerful woman  |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
"
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously
What kinda sandwich?"
Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each? |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
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Bit like stoking fire and not looking at mantelpiece moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
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I'll see it when it's in my face. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
I'll see it when it's in my face."
Oh cum on!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously
What kinda sandwich?
Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?"
Which one of us is the lady? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Penis butter spread.. No.
Penis a colda..?
Pennises from heaven?
Penis.. Oh so pretty how thy doneth on fab, shame not all are gifts of the gab. "
I just read penis penis penis penis....I need to get out. |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
I'll see it when it's in my face."
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Mostly in your mouth or you close your eyes.
Unless you are a snake charmer or singing to penises.
I'm not trying to sell my penis to you here.
Not into teeth, scratching and ball slapping.
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Lower your penis standards.
Guys with not pretty penises will help you with house work, feed your cat, do your shopping or even finish your shift at work.
They (We?) kind of love a bossy woman, as long as there's no marriage involved.
I don't want that. I just want pretty penis sex.
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During sex you won't see them anyway, so...
I'll see it when it's in my face."
*High five* |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously
What kinda sandwich?
Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?
Which one of us is the lady? "
I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Just do a few multiples. Choose either bi guys or guys that are happy to be around others or go to a club greedy girl night"
Oh no, I have specific penis I want, not randomers. |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously
What kinda sandwich?
Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?
Which one of us is the lady?
I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel "
I can’t believe you passed the opportunity to call her a tramp. I’m disappointed in you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Some people are 24/7 machines, posting updates at 5am on a weekday looking for instant meets lol
I guess they cover the most ground  "
yeah that seems like effort |
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Just come fuck me. Problem solved? Right?
That just one penis brucey.
Then go somewhere else. But make me a sandwich before you leave obviously
What kinda sandwich?
Actually let's go for hot dogs. But can we lady and the tramp it and take one end each?
Which one of us is the lady?
I don't mind taking that, I quite like a spaniel
I can’t believe you passed the opportunity to call her a tramp. I’m disappointed in you."
I'm a sweetheart these days! Doobies and tits xox |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Have you actually visited any!"
Like ever?
Some pretty, some kinda average
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Have you actually visited any!
Like ever?
Some pretty, some kinda average
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Also what's with this pretty penis phrase anyway?
Pussy privilege! Imagine if I said pretty pussy 
'ewww gross' - women everywhere right now on fab |
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"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time! "
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Some penises migrating in herds.
It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.
If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.
Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.
Kind of marking their territory.
" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
Have you actually visited any!
Like ever?
Some pretty, some kinda average
Also what's with this pretty penis phrase anyway?
Pussy privilege! Imagine if I said pretty pussy
'ewww gross' - women everywhere right now on fab"
I would say ewww gross, I'd just look down with a disappointed look on my face.
Ssssh yours is pretty so it's fine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time!
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Some penises migrating in herds.
It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.
If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.
Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.
Kind of marking their territory.
" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"
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Well that took a turn |
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"Let the penis come to you! All at the same time!
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Some penises migrating in herds.
It would be a mix of pretty and less pretty penises.
If the alpha penis of the herd isn't a pretty penis, then Raven would be abandoned by the whole penis herd.
Probably they would all piss on her Christmas tree on the way out.
Kind of marking their territory.
" We've been here, hasta la vista baby!"
Well that took a turn"
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Sorry, forgot the emojis.
You know I love your style.
"If you can dish it out..."
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"Eurgh how do people find the time to visit so many pretty penises!?
Honestly it's beginning to get me down.
Any advice is most welcome.
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Set up a Santa's grotto but men Q up so YOU can take a present if you want it |
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"Do like and advent.
One penis per day until  day
A penis calendar!
Do amazon sell them.. Or make one op
Amazon sell EVERYTHING!"
They do but you could also use one with fabric pockets and use gift tags with doodles of which penis you are allowed that day  ... I haven't really given it much though   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"You can also buy the penis op.. Pretty little things on any online site.
Even dildos
I've offered them a macdonalds breakfast.
That's were you're going wrong! Pretty peni want pretty food "
Oh if they won't share a sausage egg mcmuffin with me they ain't my kinda guy
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?
I know the penis I want! Not random penis.
You're the penis I want you are the penis I...ooh ooh ooh honey.
Have you tried singing that to them?"
Is there a penis song.. If not you got the job |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Have you tried clubs, especially femdom events?
I know the penis I want! Not random penis.
You're the penis I want you are the penis I...ooh ooh ooh honey.
Have you tried singing that to them?
Is there a penis song.. If not you got the job "
Rodney Carrington..Dear Penis |
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"Any advice is most welcome.
I got a job that sometimes sends me to different cities. And sometimes those are cities nearer to people from these here forums who might want my penis. Sometimes."
Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.
Newcastle you're next! Next Monday |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Clubs events and clubs in general
Greedy girls night
Numbers start to rack up fast
Mean I went for a day time one about 2 months ago and clocked 5 within 2 hours off being in the place
Went to one 3 weeks ago was in 45 minutes got gangbanged off 7 and was on the next train home 20 minutes after it finshed
Done maybe 12-13 club days this year and clocked like 145 miles on to the odometer and I am not talking miles miles
Just a polite was off says I clocked up 145 guys in really crud terms I been ran though this year |
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"Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.
Newcastle you're next! Next Monday "
I couldn’t afford to (or make reasonable excuses to) travel around as much otherwise. So Fab meets are kind of a perk of the job, I guess? |
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"Snap! Though lately it's been a bitch.
Newcastle you're next! Next Monday
I couldn’t afford to (or make reasonable excuses to) travel around as much otherwise. So Fab meets are kind of a perk of the job, I guess?"
Lucky you! I say that, everytime I've travelled it's been where no one nearby is matching my slice of pie! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Any advice is most welcome.
I got a job that sometimes sends me to different cities. And sometimes those are cities nearer to people from these here forums who might want my penis. Sometimes."
That doesn't help |
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"Maybe you should swap to boobs instead? 2 for 1..
You'll get through loads before xmas!
I don't even like my own boobs
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What is that you don't like about them?
They're standing nice without a bra.
Nice size and nice nipples.
I'd say most men are probably more "Arse man" than "Boob man".
You've got both nice, plus a personality.
Not thinking like a robot.
I'm nice today, no other motives here.
Also honest, because I'm the worst liar on earth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"Ohhhh, that's where I'm going wrong.
I’m not kink shaming by the way. I know some women like that kind of thing."
Oh I think yours would be plenty on its own. |
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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you! "
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina. "
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this. |
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this."
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this.
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite "
Shall we try it and see? |
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"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself
(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)
K
Oh I agree .. as is Kai's  "
Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one
K |
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"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself
(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)
K
Oh I agree .. as is Kai's
Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one
K"
Now to have the two of them.in the same room.at the same time |
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"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself
(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)
K
Oh I agree .. as is Kai's
Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one
K"
Thank you, both!  |
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By *eliWoman 49 weeks ago
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this."
You're welcome. Even managed to get a grinning face emote from you which is basically a gold star. What a weekend this has been.
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this.
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite
Shall we try it and see?"
And risk my "pretty penis"? |
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this.
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite
Shall we try it and see?
And risk my "pretty penis"? "
I'd give it mouth to mouth |
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"I just found the prettiest one of them all and decided to keep it for myself
(I'm just massaging LVM's ego, but to be honest his cock IS a pretty one)
K
Oh I agree .. as is Kai's
Just had a quick look and can confirm, it's a pretty one
K
Thank you, both! "
You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 49 weeks ago
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this.
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite
Shall we try it and see?
And risk my "pretty penis"?
I'd give it mouth to mouth "
Problem solved! |
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"I like that you're now really horndogging hard OP. It's a good look on you. Long reign winter.
That's because she isn't harassing you!
I mean that could be it. That's probably a factor. It's also great to see people getting their slut on. Even an ice queen can defrost her vagina.
Defrost her vagina!
I'm using this.
It doesn't defrost, just gives the penis frostbite
Shall we try it and see?
And risk my "pretty penis"?
I'd give it mouth to mouth
Problem solved!"
That doesn't help frostbite |
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