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"2 - don't worry it will age one day then you will long for the days when random guys said you had a boyish bottom." DAMN AND BLAST, right I'm off to b&q to buy sandpaper, that'll rugged me up!! Heh heh. | |||
"Right, I'm not fekkin happy, a random bloke has inboxed me saying he wants to fuck me blah blah blah BLOCK!! But he also said I have an arse like a 15 year old boy...... Now, I've spent years cultivating the hairs on my arse and I'll be damned if it looks like a little boys bum. 1 = little boy look. 5= manly bum, I'm expecting 3/4 averages ........" How does he no wot a 15yr old boys bum looks like | |||
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"That's not an arse....that's one of those kitchen utensils for sharpening your knives in." ......or summit to park yer bike in  | |||
"That's not an arse....that's one of those kitchen utensils for sharpening your knives in. ......or summit to park yer bike in "It would have to have very thin tyres...  | |||
"That's not an arse....that's one of those kitchen utensils for sharpening your knives in. ......or summit to park yer bike in
It would have to have very thin tyres... "Oh I have my ways of making it fit lol  | |||
"Right, I'm not fekkin happy, a random bloke has inboxed me saying he wants to fuck me blah blah blah BLOCK!! But he also said I have an arse like a 15 year old boy...... Now, I've spent years cultivating the hairs on my arse and I'll be damned if it looks like a little boys bum. 1 = little boy look. 5= manly bum, I'm expecting 3/4 averages ........ How does he no wot a 15yr old boys bum looks like" 
I'm saying 1,cultivate those hairs into an arse mustache,it could go as high as a 3. | |||
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"Why do you care? You have a lovely bum so why does it matter???" Thank you x | |||
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"It looks like one of those plastic bums they have on stag do's "I'm the one they modelled on!! | |||
"You have a fine bum 5 from me "Nice one, ( ill post that tenner to you later!!) x | |||
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"Fuck me, I've gone from a child to a fucking bike rack!!! Nice. Oh, and a knife sharpener too, the averages just aren't averaging out !!! Lol. "Haha, nowt wrong with being either - both come in very useful!
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"Marks out of 10?? I would give you one "Fwoarr, gone on then, I promise not to tell | |||
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"42" ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse..." haha | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha "It's not funny  they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4  | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4 "Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering? | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering? "Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps..." um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
"Shame about the coils. Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ... " That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?  | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references? "I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work... "
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well "Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ..."Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily | |||
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily "Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt " Arse's are fab!
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
Arse's are fab!
"And there's plenty of arses on here | |||
"cannot really appreciate the bum in your avatar due to the highly adolescent attitude in which you display it. Looks like one of those stupid pub larks. Sorry, but that's the truth about how I see it. "Stand down soldier??????? It was a d*unken night in Aberdeen, I bumped into a woman in a pub and she told me if I continued to be a bad boy she would give me the belt, so I continued, unfortunately her silly friend grabbed the belt too and ballsed it all up, got a very memorable random meet out of it though!!! So "adolescent larking" does hav it's pro's !!!! | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt "BOOM!!!* . . . *Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much... | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
BOOM!!!*
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*Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much..."See boy bum ..... on a scale of 1 - 5 THIS arse IS an arse.!! No doubt....Lick ! | |||
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
BOOM!!!*
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.
.
*Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much..."...as if by magic. The Arse Sensors aren't too good at the minute dude... it may be something to do with that Lambrini Jodie spilled down it last week
...and the 1870's get a lot of low level Bottsy-Hugs particle interference for some reason, try compensating by wearing those '60's sunglasses and ajusting the contrast to 11. | |||
"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
BOOM!!!*
.
.
.
*Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much...
...as if by magic.
The Arse Sensors aren't too good at the minute dude... it may be something to do with that Lambrini Jodie spilled down it last week
...and the 1870's get a lot of low level Bottsy-Hugs particle interference for some reason, try compensating by wearing those '60's sunglasses and ajusting the contrast to 11. "What is it with you old men and perfectly peachy bums??!!
It's SOO not fair!
However - being a monkey and a time traveller i can't help but excuse you both from the crimes of perfection
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
BOOM!!!*
.
.
.
*Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much...
...as if by magic.
The Arse Sensors aren't too good at the minute dude... it may be something to do with that Lambrini Jodie spilled down it last week
...and the 1870's get a lot of low level Bottsy-Hugs particle interference for some reason, try compensating by wearing those '60's sunglasses and ajusting the contrast to 11.
What is it with you old men and perfectly peachy bums??!!
It's SOO not fair!
However - being a monkey and a time traveller i can't help but excuse you both from the crimes of perfection
"Well we are technically the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies... hence the two unstoppably gorgeous bums - that are technically the same bum. Just awesome in any time zone  | |||
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"She said 'old men' hahahaaaaaaaaaaa..... " Nowt wrong with a bit of 'old man'
I find they can be VERY useful
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"42 ...that's the size of the plasma induction coil I need. Not a mark for your arse... haha
It's not funny they are really hard ti find and I keep getting minor continuum fluxes without them. Yesteday I met myself coming out the loo on deck 4
Aww! Can i do anything to ease your suffering?
Do you have a 42mm plasma induction coil? The green ones, not the yellow knock offs from Axaril IX as they melt when you hit 500 year time leaps...
um . . . no, sorry
i cant help with other things though, i've been practicing
Shame about the coils.
Well it's possible. I always need help on the time-machine screwing, lubricating, pumping and dealing with the odd bump and grind... send me your CV if you like, there might be an opening ...
That is like my perfect job!!!
Dammit - i don't have a CV
Can i just give references?
I guess so. Either that or just a hands on trial for a few hours. That might work...
My kinda boss
I like to get my hands (and anything else) dirty if it means getting a job done well
Well that does sound promising I'll admit. I'll be in touch then
...what was the thread about again?
Oh yeah.... great arse OP. I'd say a 3 maybe... blokey helpful look thing, not a touchy funny stuff thing ... er ...
Oops - that's probably my fault, i get distracted easily
Don't worry. Funky Monkey will BOOM it soon with his arse no doubt
BOOM!!!*
.
.
.
*Apologies for delay I was off with Soxy manipulating a South America junta circa 1872. I've said too much...
...as if by magic.
The Arse Sensors aren't too good at the minute dude... it may be something to do with that Lambrini Jodie spilled down it last week
...and the 1870's get a lot of low level Bottsy-Hugs particle interference for some reason, try compensating by wearing those '60's sunglasses and ajusting the contrast to 11.
What is it with you old men and perfectly peachy bums??!!
It's SOO not fair!
However - being a monkey and a time traveller i can't help but excuse you both from the crimes of perfection
Well we are technically the same person but in different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies... hence the two unstoppably gorgeous bums - that are technically the same bum.
Just awesome in any time zone "One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
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" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
"See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need. These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM | |||
" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM "Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum? | |||
"Right, I'm not fekkin happy, a random bloke has inboxed me saying he wants to fuck me blah blah blah BLOCK!! But he also said I have an arse like a 15 year old boy...... Now, I've spent years cultivating the hairs on my arse and I'll be damned if it looks like a little boys bum. 1 = little boy look. 5= manly bum, I'm expecting 3/4 averages ........" i did see the word hair and bum ,,,,,,,,, so 1/10 i hate hair on bits , lol was 10/10 untill hair , lol | |||
" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum? "Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady... | |||
" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum?
Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady... "So basically i'll be on my hands and knees scrubbing?? Sounds good to me
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" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum?
Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady...
So basically i'll be on my hands and knees scrubbing??
Sounds good to me
"Well... as you put it like that maybe start scrubbing in my stateroom on deck 9. It's very hot in there though, I would suggest you only wear light flimsy clothing... | |||
" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum?
Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady...
So basically i'll be on my hands and knees scrubbing??
Sounds good to me
Well... as you put it like that maybe start scrubbing in my stateroom on deck 9. It's very hot in there though, I would suggest you only wear light flimsy clothing... "I have to be clothed??!!
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" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum?
Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady...
So basically i'll be on my hands and knees scrubbing??
Sounds good to me
Well... as you put it like that maybe start scrubbing in my stateroom on deck 9. It's very hot in there though, I would suggest you only wear light flimsy clothing...
I have to be clothed??!!
"Of course! Stockings to protect your legs, suspeders to avoid them slipping and a suitable bra to avoid catching your nipples anywhere unexpected... that should do the trick... to start with anyway | |||
" Just awesome in any time zone
One person, Two perfectly peachy bums . . .
SOO many ideas come to mind right now
See OP? These are the type of bum pics you need.
These are no ordinary bum pics, these are Marks & Spencer Perfectly Peachy Bum Pics TM
Is it wrong that i'm jealous of an old man's bum?
Old? Old? FFS!
That's your first day on Work Experience going to be spent cleaning out the aetheric-sulphur infusion vents young lady...
So basically i'll be on my hands and knees scrubbing??
Sounds good to me
Well... as you put it like that maybe start scrubbing in my stateroom on deck 9. It's very hot in there though, I would suggest you only wear light flimsy clothing...
I have to be clothed??!!
Of course!
Stockings to protect your legs, suspeders to avoid them slipping and a suitable bra to avoid catching your nipples anywhere unexpected... that should do the trick... to start with anyway " Hmmm . . . i don't remember seeing anything about a compulsory uniform in the application | |||
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