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By * kiss like morphine OP Man 50 weeks ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Take a festive yuletide song but instead of Christmas put a fab-ism in play.

I'm dreaming of a white dick pic, I know what one looks like.

That sort of thing.

By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

Last Christmas I gave you my cock

But the very next day you gave it away

This year, to save me from tears

I'll give it to (fill appropriately)

By *inaTitzTV/TS 50 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So here it is, my load

By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

The pussy’s right

The cock is up

Balls deep tonight

And that's a fuck

Simply having a wonderful shag tonight

By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago

They're wanking in despair

They're wanking when the wife's...not there.

They're asking why,

No reply,

Wondering why they see.

"Females" here, "females" there,

No prospect of...a meet

As they stroke

Angry bloke

Types again "why me?"

They're wanking in despair....

Theyre wanking while the wife's..not there..

By *hunkyBuggaMan 50 weeks ago

Devon

Jingle balls

Jingle in your face

Oh what fun, it is to wipe, your ball sack on her face, hey