You know the scenario.
You're just sitting there in the saloon chilling with your pals after riding the range all day and suddenly a black hat kicks in the swinging doors and starts firing off shots.
Do you throw yourself over the bar and hunker down until his six-shooters are empty or hide behind the piano and let the old Joanna take the brunt of his anger or do you whip out your well maintained colt and return fire?
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"Hoist my petticoats, whip my pistol out of my garter to return fire. Blow the smoke from my gun and carry on drinking.
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Carry On Drinking! - you shall be my Barbara and I shall be your Sid. "
I had you down as more of a Kenneth |
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"Hoist my petticoats, whip my pistol out of my garter to return fire. Blow the smoke from my gun and carry on drinking.
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Carry On Drinking! - you shall be my Barbara and I shall be your Sid.
I had you down as more of a Kenneth "
He’s definitely Kenneth |
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"Hoist my petticoats, whip my pistol out of my garter to return fire. Blow the smoke from my gun and carry on drinking.
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Carry On Drinking! - you shall be my Barbara and I shall be your Sid.
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I had you down as more of a Kenneth "
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I always thought I was pretty unflappable, a rugged rough and ready type, but at 24 years old in a South American country I had a gun pulled on me by a small group of kids no older than about 13. I certainly didn't do any Chuck Norris shit I can tell you that. It puts things into perspective fairly rapidly. |
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"I always thought I was pretty unflappable, a rugged rough and ready type, but at 24 years old in a South American country I had a gun pulled on me by a small group of kids no older than about 13. I certainly didn't do any Chuck Norris shit I can tell you that. It puts things into perspective fairly rapidly."
I've was hijacked while doing my job 10 times in the late 80s and early 90s.
4 times using force of numbers and 6 times using a gun put to my head.
Of those six occasions it was Loyalist paramilitaries twice, Republican paramilitaries twice and members of the British army twice.
They all wanted the contents of my vehicle and they all got what they wanted.
Not the intention of this thread which was more lighthearted but that's how life goes sometimes. |
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"Obviously this thread isn't Hollywood based as we seem to have run out of bullets already....
Either that or everyone is sipping whiskey behind the bar?"
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Are they not serving any imported 'Whisky', Sheriff Bites? |
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In Clint Eastwood style I'd stare him down walking slowly towards him unnerving him to miss me with every shot,wait until his guns are empty then punch him hard pick him up off the floor and throw him through the window western style,walk slowly through the door and whisper something cool then whip my poncho to one side and shoot him and the rest of his stinkin gang! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
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I'd ask if they'd like a nice cup of tea.
Unless it's a gay bar. I'd ask them if they meant to go next door in that case, as no one ever kicks off in a gay bar. It's naff to do so |
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"I always thought I was pretty unflappable, a rugged rough and ready type, but at 24 years old in a South American country I had a gun pulled on me by a small group of kids no older than about 13. I certainly didn't do any Chuck Norris shit I can tell you that. It puts things into perspective fairly rapidly.
I've was hijacked while doing my job 10 times in the late 80s and early 90s.
4 times using force of numbers and 6 times using a gun put to my head.
Of those six occasions it was Loyalist paramilitaries twice, Republican paramilitaries twice and members of the British army twice.
They all wanted the contents of my vehicle and they all got what they wanted.
Not the intention of this thread which was more lighthearted but that's how life goes sometimes. "
Not a good position to be in at all once let alone 6 times. |
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