Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.
Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it! |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.
Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it! "
Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala! 
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"I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala!
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As long as it was a chocolate orange I would agree with you  |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"I'd only/possibly/likely accept only those with a chocolate Christmas ornament hanging off it as a compensation. Tis the season to be jolly.. falalalala lalalala!
T
As long as it was a chocolate orange I would agree with you "
We can bite into it together. Bobbing for orange slices and balls. How freaking festive.
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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If they are working, they are most likely not near home and a quick look at your profile, you don’t do car or outdoor meets, only you accomodating? So therefore can they not have a quick shower at yours first or wee sink wash? Compromise? |
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"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.
Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it! "
If they are working in the area would that just simply mean they have no access to shower facilities at hand? You can always offer them to take shower at yours or check in the hotel bit earlier to get oneself sorted, no?
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I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.
Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness. |
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"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.
Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it!
Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap "
Of course we’d let someone use the toilet. And if it was a “secret wash”, how would we know? |
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"Had 3 guys message this morning who are working in our area asking to meet. All 3 got arsey when we declined meeting cos they weren’t shower fresh.
Guys, if you want your cock sucked, the very least you can do is wash it!
Would you accept me politely asking to use the toilet quick then secretly washing my penis in the sink with your hand soap
Of course we’d let someone use the toilet. And if it was a “secret wash”, how would we know? "
If someone tastes like your hand soap it’s usually a good give away |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"I offer food and showers if people coming straight from work...what a mug I am?
And after!
Can I ask what food is available "
Depends if you are eating it off me! |
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"If they are working, they are most likely not near home and a quick look at your profile, you don’t do car or outdoor meets, only you accomodating? So therefore can they not have a quick shower at yours first or wee sink wash? Compromise? "
Sorry, perhaps I’ve not explained….. it’s not the fact that they are working away and not shower fresh, thats kinda par for the course.
But there are sometimes options for people to have a quick sink wash of their cock in a GN toilet for example. Most Starbucks, Costa, Mackies etc have those now, so asking if they have access to that seems fairly reasonable.
It’s the fact that these 3 guys all knew they weren’t shower fresh and didn’t have access to wash facilities and still expected a BJ and most significantly thought we were being unreasonable for not going along with it. That’s the bit that got our backs up.
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"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.
Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness. "
This made my day...  |
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"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.
Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness. "
You should video that and upload the video to YouTube. You’d make a killing in ad revenue.
And if you went on fabguys I’m sure you’d find load of guys willing to let you do it to them. You could have a YouTube video empire in a few weeks. |
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By *orny-DJMan 50 weeks ago
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"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!
Hygiene is important so we always ask if they are shower fresh "
It seems so obvious to me that it shouldn't even need saying. Unfortunately, in some cases though, from what you're saying, clearly it does  |
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"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.
Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness.
This made my day... "
Yeah - I knowz my microwaves .
Glad you enjoyed x. |
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"I only follow this routine 98% of the time, but I like to bash it with a meat mallet first - squeezes out some yuk, and makes it swell enough to reach around the winkle-wrinkles.
Then a nice all over bathe, and a final 3 minute microwave (800W - 3m30secs if 750W) to kill any remaining nastiness.
You should video that and upload the video to YouTube. You’d make a killing in ad revenue.
And if you went on fabguys I’m sure you’d find load of guys willing to let you do it to them. You could have a YouTube video empire in a few weeks. "
I'd love to, but sadly can't.
My mallet and microwave are very protective of their privacy x. |
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"How did you know they wouldn't be shower fresh?!
Hygiene is important so we always ask if they are shower fresh
It seems so obvious to me that it shouldn't even need saying. Unfortunately, in some cases though, from what you're saying, clearly it does "
You would be shocked, so many guys think they have a god given right to do whatever they want regardless of what they are told |
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