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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago

What would you be?

Because I’m hungry.

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By *ickshawedCouple 51 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A beautifully packed kebab

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By *obilebottomMan 51 weeks ago

All over

Aromatic crispy duck with pancakes, hoysin sauce and the rest

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Salt and pepper chicken . Salt and pepper baby bel revolting but you have to have another bite.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

How to play this one

Do I go exotic like caviar as I am very exotic and special and one off a kind

Or do I go the other end off the scales

Like a McDonalds I am cheap and chearfull and can throw me away like the wrapper after you done with me

I mean both are appropriate

Mmmmmm I let you pick what one

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"Salt and pepper chicken . Salt and pepper baby bel revolting but you have to have another bite. "

Are you spicy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"A beautifully packed kebab "

Will I have to wipe my chin after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"Aromatic crispy duck with pancakes, hoysin sauce and the rest

"

What number is that if someone places an order?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"How to play this one

Do I go exotic like caviar as I am very exotic and special and one off a kind

Or do I go the other end off the scales

Like a McDonalds I am cheap and chearfull and can throw me away like the wrapper after you done with me

I mean both are appropriate

Mmmmmm I let you pick what one "

If you’re a McD… (a joke in itself!! ) do you give an option to go large?

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By *aitonelMan 51 weeks ago

Travelling

Battered sausage

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I am the takeaway which never arrives.

I am ubereats anything.

I am starvation.

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By *obilebottomMan 51 weeks ago

All over


"Aromatic crispy duck with pancakes, hoysin sauce and the rest

What number is that if someone places an order? "

22

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By *elvet AngelWoman 51 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

I'm definitely fish and chips - plain, no nonsense, old fashioned and familiar. Smells good, satisfying and enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"Aromatic crispy duck with pancakes, hoysin sauce and the rest

What number is that if someone places an order?

22 "

Not what was expected.

What happened to you fab WUT WENT WRONG (sob*)

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 51 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Ermmmmm, Indian

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"How to play this one

Do I go exotic like caviar as I am very exotic and special and one off a kind

Or do I go the other end off the scales

Like a McDonalds I am cheap and chearfull and can throw me away like the wrapper after you done with me

I mean both are appropriate

Mmmmmm I let you pick what one

If you’re a McD… (a joke in itself!! ) do you give an option to go large? "

That option is only for woman

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"Salt and pepper chicken . Salt and pepper baby bel revolting but you have to have another bite.

Are you spicy? "

Oh yes, when seasoned

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By *obilebottomMan 51 weeks ago

All over


"Aromatic crispy duck with pancakes, hoysin sauce and the rest

What number is that if someone places an order?

22

Not what was expected.

What happened to you fab WUT WENT WRONG (sob*)"

I think I am in a parallel universe

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more….

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By *orbidden eastMan 51 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Spicy crispy beef because you know it goes with everything, and it’s just a right little bit of a kick

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By *illy IdolMan 51 weeks ago

Midlands

I'd be a chicken phall. Too hot for most

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more…. "

If this isn’t someone’s next veri, I’ll be disappointed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more…. "

This, but for different reasons.

The pictures look way better than the real thing, and it's cheap and easy.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more….

If this isn’t someone’s next veri, I’ll be disappointed!!! "

As soon as I get a meet…. I will request that their veri is this haha

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I'd prefer to be an all you can eat buffet thanks

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more….

This, but for different reasons.

The pictures look way better than the real thing, and it's cheap and easy."

Cheap as in Aldi version of Big Mac ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"I'd prefer to be an all you can eat buffet thanks "

How many times can I go up ?

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By *he ass man 666Man 51 weeks ago

paradise city

Plate at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more….

This, but for different reasons.

The pictures look way better than the real thing, and it's cheap and easy."

And too much salt?

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By *he ass man 666Man 51 weeks ago

paradise city

I’m more of a ready meal , picture looks okay when your in the shop , get it home stick it in the back off the freezer never to be eaten till a d*unken night out lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 51 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Probably a Kebab as I'm only acceptable when someone's pissed

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I'd be the biggest rump steak from a harvester or similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP    51 weeks ago


"Probably a Kebab as I'm only acceptable when someone's pissed "

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago


"I’m a Big Mac meal…. Over and done with quickly & still left needing more….

This, but for different reasons.

The pictures look way better than the real thing, and it's cheap and easy.

And too much salt? "

Not enough

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 51 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'd prefer to be an all you can eat buffet thanks "

Hello and yes please. I’ll bite.

(I won’t actually bite. You know what I meant.)

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Jamaican because you can’t have whatever you want from me.

(A niche joke)

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By *eroLondonMan 51 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Probably a Kebab as I'm only acceptable when someone's pissed "

Is that served with those huge pickled chilli peppers?

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