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That's it.
I've made my decision.
I'm having one egg on one toast but i'm having it twice!
Tra .... got to get the pan out now.
This was going to be a fast day but my stomach keeps talking to me .... so fuck it. |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??"
That's a Google search I didn't imagine I'd ever make.
They have a cloaca. A one stop shop for exiting. |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
That's a Google search I didn't imagine I'd ever make.
They have a cloaca. A one stop shop for exiting. "
As I live and learn ! I even like saying the word.... Clo a ca! |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??"
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is 
Cloacas are multifuncional  |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional "
Thanks  Nicecouple did the Googly thing. |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional
Thanks Nicecouple did the Googly thing."
I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.
*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"* |
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"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"
Double decker
Toast, real butter, ham, mushrooms,fried egg, toast, real butter, ham, mushrooms,fried egg black pepper and daddy’s sauce |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional
Thanks Nicecouple did the Googly thing.
I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.
*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*"
Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ? |
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By *r_PinkMan 50 weeks ago
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"would you have two eggs and two toast or one egg and two toasts or two eggs and one toast or one egg and one toast ?"
today I had one egg on one toast and grated cheese with hot beans on top of another peace of toast! |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional
Thanks Nicecouple did the Googly thing.
I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.
*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*
Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?"
Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth  |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional
Thanks Nicecouple did the Googly thing.
I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.
*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*
Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?
Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth "
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?
Were they free range or from caged hens??
Did she have any toast at all?
Was it white bread or brown bread???
Did she use Margarine or real butter??
Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??
I’m off to bed. |
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"Is it ostrich eggs?
No Definitely British... out of a hens arse ...
Do they poo eggs ? Chicken vagina isn't a thing is it ??
It's from their cloaca, Granny. The eggs, that is
Cloacas are multifuncional
Thanks Nicecouple did the Googly thing.
I do apologise Granny, I didn't scroll through the whole thread.
*Writes out x100 "I must not teach Granny to suck eggs"*
Are you implying I could take an Ostrich Egg ?
Only a quail's egg, Granny. I don't have you pegged as a big mouth
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Sooner a big mouth than a wiseacre
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"It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?
Were they free range or from caged hens??
Did she have any toast at all?
Was it white bread or brown bread???
Did she use Margarine or real butter??
Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??
I’m off to bed."
Mmmmmmmm truth be told it was NO eggs and NO butter for ethical reasons AND it's always brown bread ..... well wholemeal or ancient seeded. You are right about the no toast |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"It’s nearly midnight and the people have a right to know. How many fucking eggs did Granny have?
Were they free range or from caged hens??
Did she have any toast at all?
Was it white bread or brown bread???
Did she use Margarine or real butter??
Does Lurpak spreadable count as real butter??
I’m off to bed.
Mmmmmmmm truth be told it was NO eggs and NO butter for ethical reasons AND it's always brown bread ..... well wholemeal or ancient seeded. You are right about the no toast "
Oo i was nearly right! |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Two eggs one toast
But I don't know you, so really I can't answer what I'd do if I was you.
My answer is actually what I'd do.
That's a bit self centred of you don't you think ?"
I thought it was very honest and correct. But hey it doesn't matter what I post on here someone will make sound negative instead of seeing what I actually put. |
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