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I’m not getting my fair share of…..

By *crum2020 OP Man 51 weeks ago

Alton

………..PUSSY!

I’m living in hope that Father Christmas will cum down my chimney (if you know what I mean!) and bring me a cute pressy wrapped in seamed stockings and a thong.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 51 weeks ago

Leeds

More chance of winning the postcode lottery.

Someone’s knocking on your door, but they’ve got a cock and a massive cheque.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Or Father Christmas could come down the chimney wearing the stockings and bend over for you and let you have a go?

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By *he ass man 666Man 51 weeks ago

paradise city

Not sure why you’d need Santa to jizz down your chimney like

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Haha. I know how you feel up, and I’ve not even been naughty this year.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

"Haha. I know how you feel up, and I’ve not even been naughty this year. "

It actually sounded weird when I typed it.

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

What does a fair share look like?

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By *a LunaWoman 51 weeks ago

South Wales

Christmas - the time of year where dreams may come true.

Good luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

"Christmas - the time of year where dreams may come true.

Good luck OP

Could write a request to Santa…….

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

That's some sizeable chimney you have there OP to fit the double package.

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By *parkle1974Woman 51 weeks ago

Leeds

Cats don't like being wrapped in stockings....the little buggers claw them to bits

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