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farting while being sucked off..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would do that? My wife would rip your balls off and feed them too you..."
Does she know where I live then?...she'd rip MY balls off simply because I expressed disaproval at my wife blatantly flatulating whilst noshing me off??...your missus is too tense! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would do that? My wife would rip your balls off and feed them too you..."
Who would do that? .. Well me .. And if your missis was sucking me off the only thing she would be doing is gagging on my pork sword!
BOOM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She would gag at your smelly ass... Boom Boom"
That's where your mistaken.. Because me old cuck you would be tossing my salad like a good little cuck ! Hahahaha she would still be gagging on my man slab!
And its BOOM.. Not boom boom like basil brush lol .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is James Cordon your hero? Cuck? fuck me its you that has a thing for your ass... boom shackalak...."
Funny that your profile pic is your ass hahaha .. And who is james cordon?? And what the fuck is shackalak?? You a psychic channeling an indian chief!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have never heard of James Cordon? Do you live in bubble wrap? Never heard of boom shackalac? jeeze man open the door and go out a bit, or at least open the window farty pants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ty Jangles,I do prefer ladies looking at it than farting men !  "
Prefers women looking at it yet has it as a profile pic for all to see..
Hmmmmmmm lol .. I just drops my guts by the way ..
That just happened ! BOOM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !  "
Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..
God I'm turned on ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you lite a match to make it go boom?
Aww you have a crush on ma ass...shh now "
You look good.. No denying it .. You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !
Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..
God I'm turned on ! "
I'm glad you wouldn't. I like a real man that lasts more than 3 mins..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well id rather have a cheeky ass than a flabby bingo wing.. BOOM !
Bingo wing?? You only wish in your wildest dreams a man like me would look at you.. I wouldn't even send you a copy and pasted message .. That's how much effort your worth ..
God I'm turned on !
I'm glad you wouldn't. I like a real man that lasts more than 3 mins.. "
Well you would hate me cus I wouldn't get a hard on with you moaning all the time.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha
I have turned you on so much you have lost the use of English...do i have to do the Boom thing again, or do we need to get down in the hood and touch knuckles ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" You play on playa.. White your benidom tan lines hahaha
I have turned you on so much you have lost the use of English...do i have to do the Boom thing again, or do we need to get down in the hood and touch knuckles ..."
You want BOOM you got it cuckold! BOOM! Night night x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is also a forum about mens failure to get erections, if that helps ..."
Been on there long hahahaha .. You walked into that one .. Bed time .. I've just dropped my guts again.. Mmmmm whif it mmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..
You lucky people .
I keep wondering what the non wanking arm is like?"
Its like an 80 year olds ankle.. |
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"I keep looking at me profile pic .. Fuck me that is one big gun..
You lucky people .
I keep wondering what the non wanking arm is like?
Its like an 80 year olds ankle.. "
Varicose veins and liver spots? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Noo my arms are nice... the rest of me is a state though...
Sorry I meant that directed at Bingo wing  "
I want to see the glutes that go with the ... * cough * guns.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol"
I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol
The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol
I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol
The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful' "
He did make reference to giving my poor old mom one. And she has been dead for a while.
She would have laughed at his faux pax. And his guns probably.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's impossible to give a bj whilst wearing a gas mask.
So clench those buttocks, and hold it in  "
Says the man with experience? Eh eh?!
I love the OP. I also love the haters.
Brilliantly brilliant!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's impossible to give a bj whilst wearing a gas mask.
So clench those buttocks, and hold it in
Says the man with experience? Eh eh?!
I love the OP. I also love the haters.
Brilliantly brilliant!! "
I love the way haters think there opinion counts hahahah.
Fact: my guns are huge!
Fact: I last for ,o more than 10 minutes fucking that's if there lucky..
Fact: my guns are huge!!
Fact: I cum quick.. And if you toss my salad ill blow my load fast.
BOOM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been on 1 week, no veri's and loves himself!!!! He's going to be popular- NOT!!!! Lol
I thought he was polite, respectful and charming lol
The whole farting scenario is soooooo em, 'tasteful'
He did make reference to giving my poor old mom one. And she has been dead for a while.
She would have laughed at his faux pax. And his guns probably. "
I didn't know she had passed away.. I would never intentionally hurt any ones feelings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe "
Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe
Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them .. "
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe
Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..
Exactly "
Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face..... |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe
Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..
Exactly
Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face..... "
In some cultures belching after food is a compliment so maybe a fart as he shoots his load should be counted the same... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It just depends what tha's been eating or where tha's doing it.
Might not go down too well wi' a posh bird darn south after tha's had a skinful and a jar o pickled eggs night before but with a Belgian bird who's just cooked thi mussels and chips, she would no doubt take it as a huge compliment on both her cooking and fucking abilities. Maybe
Correct! .. The bloody women should take it as a compliment.. It means your relaxed with them ..
Exactly
Bloody women. They don't know a compliment when it's right in their face.....
In some cultures belching after food is a compliment so maybe a fart as he shoots his load should be counted the same... "
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