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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Now, I put these on separate messages, so if anyone is mortally offended, it can be deleted.

Can you tell I was bored today??

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The Doris’s get much maligned

But we are all good chaps you will find

So if we send you a wink

See our pics, have a think

And you could end up bein’ 69’ed

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

The Fab Pussy Posse is tough

Their sarcasm can be quite rough

But despite what they call you

Don’t let them fool you

They’re really just cuddly fluff!

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When Madchick began meeting swingers

Her profile requested “No mingers!”

“And I don’t do chavs,

Nor have sex in lavs,

And I’m fucked off with training beginners!”

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Arclight likes to swing in a vest

Cos the girls like the hair on his chest

If they only knew

Like you and I do,

He perms it so it looks its best!

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

An Admin called Honey from Ipswich

Thought good sex should make her lips twitch

When riding her man,

She goes hard as she can

Shouting “Come on, pinch my nips, bitch!”

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A delicious young swinger called Sprite

Has a nightie equipped with a light

She said “It’s so I don’t miss

And get covered in piss

If I urinate during the night!”

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A sexy young swinger called Kitty

Thought that her swearing was witty

She said “Limericks are fine

I like a good rhyme

But now that my names changed, this is shitty!”

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

A swinger known as Old King Cole

Had a cock like a telegraph pole

He said “Blow jobs are fine,

And wanking divine,

But I can’t find a deep enough hole!”

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

With Notts on the forums beware!

Admins are pulling out hair

He just can’t keep quiet

He likes a good riot

And if he gets banned he don’t care!

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

We’ve cammed with a guy in Australia

Who painted his arse like a dalia

The colour was good

And it looked like it should

But the smell, on the whole, was a failure

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That randy man Flirty14u

Thought that he’s funny, do you?

He put up rhymes that he made

In a bid to get laid

Now girls, form an orderly queue!

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

OK, start chucking stuff, I can take it!

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By *1dKingColeMan over a year ago

east london

LOL

Nice.

And good to see you posting again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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They are outstanding Flirty

I just wanna know how you know

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Yeah sorry, been a bit busy, but we are still here (and horney) Family illnesses and stuff, just the usual mundanery... Really sorry to have missed the Xmas Bash, but it was unavoidable.

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By *lirties4uCouple over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I wondered what he was typing away at! And where's mine? Do I get one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"I wondered what he was typing away at! And where's mine? Do I get one?"

Yes...wheres Mrs Flirty's poem

oh I know where it is......I bet you have to find it later

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

hmmm not sure i like one about piss, bearing in mind someone said sprite reminded them of piss the other day lol

im getting a complex !

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By *ickmealloverWoman over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

the single men on here

try very hard to endear

try as the might

to plead of their plight

most only get a thick ear

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Here you are, sweetie

Mrs F is a MILFy-type Mum

Let me tell you how she likes to cum

She rides hard on top

Starts to cum and can't stop

when I reach round and tickle her bum.

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

And a better one for Sprite

Sprite is a swinger from Kent

She invited me down, so I went.

I said "I'm not being silly

But what makes a good willy?"

She said "One just the right size and not bent!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

flirty u feeling ok

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I do like that Femmefatales eyes,

They make her look sexy and wise

I'd like to wine her,

Stay over and dine her

Then give her a morning surprise..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind not getting a verse,

I'd quite like to shag in a hearse,

I'd fuck till I died

They'll say 'Well, he tried -

But THIS stiffy is just getting worse!'

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By *lirty14u OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Diamond Smiles is a lady who cares

I saw her once on the Chams stairs

She looked very pleased

With the men taht she teased

So she started to do them in pairs

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By *prite128Woman over a year ago

maidstone

"And a better one for Sprite

Sprite is a swinger from Kent

She invited me down, so I went.

I said "I'm not being silly

But what makes a good willy?"

She said "One just the right size and not bent!""

thats much better

and very true

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