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66 and can't drive either! Never tried never wanted to x |
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31 ,can't fold a fitted sheet properly.
Em x |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
21 and I've lost my key to the door  |
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I'm 50+  and I can't click my fingers! |
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43 and I cant ride a motorcycle |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
83 and cannot eat Olives. |
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over a year ago
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24 and get a meet on Fab  |
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over a year ago
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63 and can't swim |
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over a year ago
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46 and cant be arsed |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
58 and out the loo seat down. |
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"42 and cannot speak greek"
It’s all Greek to me. |
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over a year ago
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62 and can't take anal |
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36 and can't tie my own shoe laces |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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26 and I can’t roll my tongue |
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over a year ago
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21 and I can’t do something for you |
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By *CLM87Woman
over a year ago
Derbyshire |
36 can't be PC for longer than an hour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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70… and not much I can’t do or have a go at doing |
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By *tevo56Man
over a year ago
Leeds |
57 and can’t get a meet either lol |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
56.
Can't act, can't sing, can dance a little. |
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By *odgerMan
over a year ago
Coventry(ish)London |
50 can't move freely in the EU. |
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Between 45 and 55 and cannot change a tyre.  |
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over a year ago
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47 and I can’t believe it! |
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67 can't screw the lid on a jar properly first time |
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49 I can't dive (in to a swimming pool) |
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41 and can’t get a full nights sleep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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28. Still can't swim or ride a bike |
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over a year ago
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45
Can’t lick my own balls. |
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"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike "
Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming. |
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Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen! |
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"Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen!"
Nero! It was because he said he felt awkward naked  .  |
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over a year ago
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22. Rent a car abroad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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63 and can't take a decent selfie. |
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By *ing00Man
over a year ago
Northants |
47 - cant pilot spacecraft (and they wont let me try... hmf! ) |
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70, get hard but can't hit the back of the net like I used to! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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48 and spring out of bed like I used to |
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By *heelerMan
over a year ago
Northants |
58 but can't suck my own cock |
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49 - swim more than 2 lengths without almost drowning! Can run miles without getting breathless but put me in a pool and I’m done after a length!
Breathing techniques needed!
K |
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56 no 57 and remember how old I am |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike
Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming. "
That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At 47 I don’t know how to write a CV, or interview for jobs.
Never had to do either. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike
Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming.
That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely? "
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57 and can't wait for the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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43 and i can't.. be arsed 
Or can I?
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over a year ago
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52 and I can’t whistle |
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By *ayd100Man
over a year ago
clitheroe |
67 and can't fuck the wife |
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64 and can't get up off the sofa without making noises like a howling cat |
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57 and can’t stand politicians. |
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45 but seem to always forget I’m that old. 18 in my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speak another language |
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33 year's old and can’t do anal ! Ouch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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40 and can't keep on top of my laundry.
I should move somewhere warm where I can just be naked all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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42 and can't get a hookup on here ,lol |
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45
i cant taste music. Not sure if i would like it if i could. would be knteresting to talk to someone who didnt now does or vice versa |
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43. I can’t open a Terry’s chocolate orange without finishing it. |
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over a year ago
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59 and can’t send an e mail lol |
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41 and cannot whistle |
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By *avexxMan 52 weeks ago
cheshire |
63 and still have the mind of a child.. |
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Old and still enjoy the wives. Very addictive |
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By *rRiosMan 52 weeks ago
dublin |
25 and can’t tell the truth about my age… |
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34 and can't be fuckin' arsed, Mate. |
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By *rAitchMan 52 weeks ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
60 and can't play guitar, even though I have two of them. |
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47 and lick my elbow |
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By *r_PinkMan 52 weeks ago
london stratford |
I am 53 and cannot suck my own cock |
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Im 39 and i cant.... get a date  fml |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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40 and I can't iron. I just iron more creases (shrug) |
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34 and can't perform medical operations |
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By *mf123Man 52 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
Not in the right mindset id likely explode |
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I'm 38 and can't walk much/properly/ without assistance |
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By *JandCMCouple 52 weeks ago
cardiff |
58 n can't work a washing machine |
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Mrs 44 can't cook nor do I want to lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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39 & sleep |
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22 and can’t grow a beard |
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52 ..cant get a regular meet lolo |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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49. Cant get a meet on here |
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37, and can't speak another language.
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"37, I can't whistle"
You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle. |
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By *arkus1812Man 52 weeks ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
83 and can no longer get an erection |
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41. I can’t masturbate without thinking about food.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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47 , and I can’t believe it Jeff?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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22, can't whistle properly. |
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36 and can’t do a pistol squat. |
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By *eliWoman 52 weeks ago
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47 and write a very short answer. |
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Also 47 and can’t fuck the Mrs booty as it’s extremely tight, strange tho as guys much bigger than me have |
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The age that I am and I can't ever be wrong |
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"37, I can't whistle
You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle. "
We could both deffo teach you  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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57 and I can't touch my toes
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43 and can't slice and eat crisps with knife and fork ...
Is not the knife ... Is very hard to fork it. Even i try gently , cant do it wothout totally destroy it ...
And i do like to fork hard ..sometimes
So. . . When it cames to crisps i do it by hand .
Mrs loves to give me a hand too
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By *andy 1Couple 52 weeks ago
northeast |
71 aqnd carnt stop loveing the misses |
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36, cant get a meet on here |
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59 and can't chat up women. |
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By *TG3Man 52 weeks ago
Dorchester |
21 and i can't unlock the fucking door |
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58 and I can't get a meet on here |
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I'm 48 and I can not knit.. tried as apparently its something a grandma should do but sadly I can't xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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42 and I can’t get asked for id anymore |
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59. Go good shopping, and come out with only the food items I originally went in for. |
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36 and can't scuba dive but would love to |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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40 and I can't do the splits |
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43 and kneel back
Combination of a knee injury and massive calves 
Evie |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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50+ and can't be bothered |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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48 on Sunday. Can’t get out of bed lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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Not as old as most an can’t seem to find my pillow atm |
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By *avexxMan 52 weeks ago
cheshire |
63 and cant do 100m under 10 sec anymore pisses me off |
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By *TG3Man 52 weeks ago
Dorchester |
I'm 76 and can't stick my finger up my bum anymore....... Damn |
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70 and can't go twice in a session anymore lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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44 and can't whistle |
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51 and I can't get it up as much as I used to....lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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30 and I can't do shit |
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22 and can’t cook |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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5'11" and I can't read very well |
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"5'11" and I can't read very well"
Nooooo, not how big your chap is! How old are, and what can't you do. |
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53 and can't jump (even as a child)
My brain just can't co ordinate to do it. |
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55 and can’t go a full night without getting up to pee…. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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63 and can't self suck (anymore!) |
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"51 and I cant drive"
45 and can't drive a car... I can ride a motorbike though |
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By *TG3Man 52 weeks ago
Dorchester |
I'm 22 and i can't eat ducks |
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41 and cannot do mental arithmetic |
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53 and can't get a bi couple round here for playtime... Not that we haven't tried lol |
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53. I can’t touch my left elbow with my left hand. This is one amongst many many many many other things I am unable to do! |
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