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over a year ago
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So i have a pretty nasty cold and chest infection and am feeling rubbish so i'm looking for old wives medicines plus modern day medicines too that i can take to help me get well 
Btw it's just a lighthearted thread, i know i need to seek proper NHS help really |
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Collect as many broken hearts from Fab men, boil them up in brandy. Mix this brew with some manuka honey. Then get a flunky to smear it all over your body.
Twice a day until fixed.  |
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"Collect as many broken hearts from Fab men, boil them up in brandy. Mix this brew with some manuka honey. Then get a flunky to smear it all over your body.
Twice a day until fixed. "
If Brandy isn't your thing, simply collect all the tears from those who cry about not meeting and this will beat any cold including the deadly manflu strains of Manthrax and Manbola. |
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"So i have a pretty nasty cold and chest infection and am feeling rubbish so i'm looking for old wives medicines plus modern day medicines too that i can take to help me get well
Btw it's just a lighthearted thread, i know i need to seek proper NHS help really "
If its the same virus I've had,then bed rest and plenty of fluids is about the only thing that'll help... paracetamol for the fever, vices on you chest to help you breathe...some people also swear by putting it on your feet to help with the cough!. Hope you feel better soon OP x |
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Chest infection will probably only respond to antibiotics.
I think the only things that work for colds and flu like symptoms are paracetamol, fluids and bed rest. Hot milk and honey with a dash of brandy brings temporary relief so does honey and lemon in hot water. Anti contestant rubs like Vick are good at relieving symptoms.
A good basic and comforting alternative to conventional medicine is several caring gentlemen who are willing to provide hot drinks, grapes, cold compress for fevered brows, hot water bottles and fresh sheets while reading aloud from your favourite book. I recommend you take this treatment until feeling fully recovered  |
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill  "
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day. |
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Lots of rest! More rest than you think. Reduce stresses in the coming days. Stay hydrated. I mix paracetamol and ibuprofen pain killers, for more thorough attack and reducing swelling. Eat well.keep your spirits up, enjoying positivity x |
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You need a hot toddy. Hot water, lemsip, honey, fresh orange juice and half a mug of whiskey or brandy or rum. Mix up and drink whilst it's steaming hot then sleep under a cosy duvet for as long as you can. It works wonders. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hot Toddy
Whisky, honey, lemon, cinnamon and cloves. All the nutrients you need to beat anything and really packs a punch if you have about 10 of them."
The whisky, honey and lemon sound lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Unfortunately it sounds like you need to rest, drink plenty of fluids, keep warm and make sure you eat!
Personally I only take paracetamol and make sure I get vitamin c when I’m feeling rough "
Yeah i'm doing all that thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Collect as many broken hearts from Fab men, boil them up in brandy. Mix this brew with some manuka honey. Then get a flunky to smear it all over your body.
Twice a day until fixed.
If Brandy isn't your thing, simply collect all the tears from those who cry about not meeting and this will beat any cold including the deadly manflu strains of Manthrax and Manbola."
Lol i do like brandy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So i have a pretty nasty cold and chest infection and am feeling rubbish so i'm looking for old wives medicines plus modern day medicines too that i can take to help me get well
Btw it's just a lighthearted thread, i know i need to seek proper NHS help really
If its the same virus I've had,then bed rest and plenty of fluids is about the only thing that'll help... paracetamol for the fever, vices on you chest to help you breathe...some people also swear by putting it on your feet to help with the cough!. Hope you feel better soon OP x"
I'm doing all that except the vicks as i havn't got any 
I'd heard that one about putting it on feet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chest infection will probably only respond to antibiotics.
I think the only things that work for colds and flu like symptoms are paracetamol, fluids and bed rest. Hot milk and honey with a dash of brandy brings temporary relief so does honey and lemon in hot water. Anti contestant rubs like Vick are good at relieving symptoms.
A good basic and comforting alternative to conventional medicine is several caring gentlemen who are willing to provide hot drinks, grapes, cold compress for fevered brows, hot water bottles and fresh sheets while reading aloud from your favourite book. I recommend you take this treatment until feeling fully recovered "
Good ideas i've got hubby on nurse duties today. The milk, honey and brandy sounds lovely |
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day."
I'd better tell hubby about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lots of rest! More rest than you think. Reduce stresses in the coming days. Stay hydrated. I mix paracetamol and ibuprofen pain killers, for more thorough attack and reducing swelling. Eat well.keep your spirits up, enjoying positivity x"
I'm planning on doing nothing much today and tomorrow and had a fairly lazy weekend too
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You need a hot toddy. Hot water, lemsip, honey, fresh orange juice and half a mug of whiskey or brandy or rum. Mix up and drink whilst it's steaming hot then sleep under a cosy duvet for as long as you can. It works wonders."
I love these hot toddy medicines, definetly trying them |
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day.
I'd better tell hubby about it "
It doesn't work if it's your hubby's, your body is immune to it. Happy to swing by on the way home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day.
I'd better tell hubby about it "
Also apparently if you run out of shampoo, conditioner, body moisturiser, facial cream, mascara... I mean you name it, the list is ENDLESS |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Teaspoon of honey and half of a freshly squeezed lemon in hot water always helps me
Honey and lemon both have great health benefits!
And ultimately plently of rest if you can, one of the best things for you.
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day.
I'd better tell hubby about it
It doesn't work if it's your hubby's, your body is immune to it. Happy to swing by on the way home "
I'll try hubby's first lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day.
I'd better tell hubby about it
Also apparently if you run out of shampoo, conditioner, body moisturiser, facial cream, mascara... I mean you name it, the list is ENDLESS "
It's amazing how useful cum is lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So i have a pretty nasty cold and chest infection and am feeling rubbish so i'm looking for old wives medicines plus modern day medicines too that i can take to help me get well
Btw it's just a lighthearted thread, i know i need to seek proper NHS help really A cold shower works wonders i find  "
I'd have a heart attack if i had a cold shower lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Teaspoon of honey and half of a freshly squeezed lemon in hot water always helps me
Honey and lemon both have great health benefits!
And ultimately plently of rest if you can, one of the best things for you.
Miss S x"
I'm sending hubby to get some lemons, it sounds lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaspoon of honey and half of a freshly squeezed lemon in hot water always helps me
Honey and lemon both have great health benefits!
And ultimately plently of rest if you can, one of the best things for you.
Miss S x
I'm sending hubby to get some lemons, it sounds lovely "
It is lovely, I actually really enjoy drinking it without having a cold or cough 
Hope you feel better soon 
My partner and daughter are still recovering from a nasty cold and cough. Definitely something going around.
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Plenty of hot drinks, keep warm and try a hot curry or chilli dish to clear nose."
I might have a curry tomorrow with the left over chicken from today |
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"Blood letting and leaches seemed to be the old remedy for EVERYTHING
And I believe an early version of a vibrator was used although that might have been a cure for madness
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I think i'll give these a miss lol |
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"Blood letting and leaches seemed to be the old remedy for EVERYTHING
And I believe an early version of a vibrator was used although that might have been a cure for madness
I think i'll give these a miss lol"
Very wise  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Teaspoon of honey and half of a freshly squeezed lemon in hot water always helps me
Honey and lemon both have great health benefits!
And ultimately plently of rest if you can, one of the best things for you.
Miss S x
I'm sending hubby to get some lemons, it sounds lovely
It is lovely, I actually really enjoy drinking it without having a cold or cough
Hope you feel better soon
My partner and daughter are still recovering from a nasty cold and cough. Definitely something going around.
Miss S x"
Thank you, my hubby, our daughter and grandchildren all have a bit of a sniffle too, we all sound like we have croup when we cough lol xx |
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"Milk with a teaspoon of honey in it for the throat….
Ribena a red bull to keep you going during the day…..
Warm whisky with honey as a nightcap
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All sound lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Collect as many broken hearts from Fab men, boil them up in brandy. Mix this brew with some manuka honey. Then get a flunky to smear it all over your body.
Twice a day until fixed. "
This works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rubbing fresh cum over your tits... Won't help, but it will keep you too busy to think about being ill
Ah the same medicine I have been prescribing for years for a sore throat. Just not spread on the tits. 4 to 5 spurts. To be taken twice a day.
I'd better tell hubby about it
Also apparently if you run out of shampoo, conditioner, body moisturiser, facial cream, mascara... I mean you name it, the list is ENDLESS "
Mascara! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My gran swore by a cup of hot milk with a tot of brandy in it. It definitely makes you sleep.
Red "
There are various versions of this with hot milk, hot water, honey, lemon, ginger, whisky, brandy, rum etc |
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"Honey is a good way to cure most things and can help against such things too, get well soon "
I have honey everyday as i like it, i often have blackcurrant squash, honey and hot water. Honey on toast too.
Honey does sooth my throat but clearly hasn't helped prevent or heal it lol.
Thank you |
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