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So we all have one. Whether it's collecting stamps or playing with your bum. What is the above profiles guilty pleasure? |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s |
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"Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s"
Has a collection of speeding fines and uses the paper copies to make origami geese |
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"Has a lovely collection of Lynx, all the way back to the 80s
Has a collection of speeding fines and uses the paper copies to make origami geese "
Likes the smell of slightly off milk |
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Occasionally wears clothes for a shameful thrill. |
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Wears a large butt plug to work sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Owns the entire back catalogues from the Spice Girls, Girls Aloud, and Bananarama. |
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An ardent follower of passion... ^ |
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"An ardent follower of passion... ^"
Plays Quidditch |
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"An ardent follower of passion... ^
Plays Quidditch"
Likes stealing the candy from babies |
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"An ardent follower of passion... ^
Plays Quidditch
Likes stealing the candy from babies "
Robs old ladies of their husbands |
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"An ardent follower of passion... ^
Plays Quidditch
Likes stealing the candy from babies
Robs old ladies of their husbands"
definitely masturbates up trees |
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"An ardent follower of passion... ^
Plays Quidditch
Likes stealing the candy from babies
Robs old ladies of their husbandsdefinitely masturbates up trees"
Likes pretending to be a tree. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Has perfected looking wistful |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Binged all the seasons of Love Island in two weeks |
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Stopping buildings from falling over. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Has a scented candle in every room of the house |
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Has a milk bath every fortnight |
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Is farting in their profile pic. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Loves the Twilight movies, and The Vampire Diaries. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Loves the coffee Revels |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Chanel Rouge Allure  |
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Will breastfeed hungry truckers if they ask nicely |
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Puts toenail clippings in bags of crisps and feeds it to her lover's post sex |
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Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights…. |
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She has an unhealthy addiction of eating pickles straight out of the jar at 2 in the morning  |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights…."
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s. |
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Turning donuts into ring donuts in a kinky way |
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s. "
Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate” |
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.
Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate” "
Runs topless |
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.
Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate” "
Gives away llamas after sex. |
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.
Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate”
Gives away llamas after sex."
Times himself wanking |
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"Has a collection of stuffed llamas all named after English Royalty. Sleeps with Prince Andrew most nights….
Licks the cream off peoples hot chocolate’s.
Tells people his name is “Hot Chocolate”
Gives away llamas after sex.
Times himself wanking"
Only rolls the sleeve up AFTER visiting the farm animals. |
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Watches Frozen every evening. Knows the entire script. |
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Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer |
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Collects Stanley knifes |
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Writes for Razzle stories section |
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"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer "
Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons  |
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"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer
Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons "
Chucks nuns, clubs seals. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer
Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons
Chucks nuns, clubs seals."
Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube |
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"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer
Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons
Chucks nuns, clubs seals.
Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube "
Oh you're good!
Waiting for every New Year eagerly, just to be able to say:
"This year I shall finally, finally put my pantomime addiction behind me." |
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"Is secretly training to be pigeon whisperer
Invented a whole new form of martial art using breasts as weapons
Chucks nuns, clubs seals.
Watching The Sandbaggers on Youtube
Oh you're good!
Waiting for every New Year eagerly, just to be able to say:
"This year I shall finally, finally put my pantomime addiction behind me.""
Using Tabasco sauce and oil as a lubricant for masturbation |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Dances in a burlesque club on weekends. |
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"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends."
Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.
Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses "
Sitting on road cones  |
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"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.
Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses
Sitting on road cones "
Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really. |
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"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.
Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses
Sitting on road cones
Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really."
Watching Nickleodeon |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Stealing coins from wishing wells |
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"Dances in a burlesque club on weekends.
Climbing into a sleeping bag along with twelve pairs of stiletto heels and flinging herself down the stairs and relishing in the heels sticking into every nook and cranny her body possesses
Sitting on road cones
Just anything involving road cones, stilettos, and sleeping bags really.
Watching Nickleodeon"
Has Pinky And The Brain Come Back?
You -...errrmmm...probably watching Pinky And The Brain Too |
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Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee "
Rick-rolling unsuspecting forumites  |
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"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee
Rick-rolling unsuspecting forumites "
Actually being a Trekkie  |
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"Actually being a Trekkie "
Wearing Crocs
J |
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"Actually being a Trekkie
Wearing Crocs
J"
Collects Toby mugs |
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Smears his arse with peanut butter and hangs it out of his kitchen window for next doors cat to lick clean. |
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"Actually being a Trekkie
Wearing Crocs
J"
That is not nice 
Uuuurrrrggghhh now I have to see the c-word |
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"Smears his arse with peanut butter and hangs it out of his kitchen window for next doors cat to lick clean."
Licks said ass after the cat |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Breeds cats trained to like peanut butter. |
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By *avie65Man 50 weeks ago
In the west. |
Watches EastEnders in trackies. |
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"Watches EastEnders in trackies. "
Uses the Henry Hoover to suck himself off |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Watches EastEnders in trackies. "
Watches for trackies on Eastenders. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Picks his nose with matchmakers and eats them
Only orange ones obvs |
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Sticks a bar of soap up his bum in the shower then blows bubbles |
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By *avie65Man 50 weeks ago
In the west. |
Farts in a resealable bag and keeps it in the freezer. |
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"Farts in a resealable bag and keeps it in the freezer. "
Enjoys taking extra time to search out the warmest, most recently used toilet seat in motorway service stations |
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"A secret Guinness drinker"
Collects deflated balloons |
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"A secret Guinness drinker
Collects deflated balloons "
Enjoys painting boiled eggs |
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Deliberately running over the toes. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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A spit roast with cocktails |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Showers in Irn Bru. "
All the time lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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"Showers in Irn Bru.
All the time lol"
Battered mars bars. In fact, anything battered! |
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"Chairman of the Battle of Hastings Reenactment Committee "
Lol. You've seen my idea of Hell correctly Willy .
Above me - wears a gasmask whilst wanking to Liz Truss speeches. Naked, but white socks. |
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By *ireman28Man 50 weeks ago
Derbyshire Nottinghamshire |
Listening to Boney M. |
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By *arl17Man 50 weeks ago
Central Portugal |
"Listening to Boney M."
George Michael |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 50 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Listening to Boney M."
Vegan sausages |
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frustrating supermarket management by repeatedly turning all the pineapples upside-down, and placing an aubergine between two melons |
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"frustrating supermarket management by repeatedly turning all the pineapples upside-down, and placing an aubergine between two melons "
Attending Elvis gigs at Bill Gates's private estate on the edge of the planet. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Eating a kinder egg watching Pokemon getting noshed off by a person dressed as pikachu. |
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They love my balls being plopped on their forehead |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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They enjoy teabagging there favourite drilldo |
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Enjoys having his cock polished with Mr sheen and a soft duster |
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Bored for some years with anal, dungeons and piercings; would rather just wear plaid, bake cakes, and support local fetes. |
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By (user no longer on site) 50 weeks ago
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Poses in the mirror whist washing his hair hoping one day will get that phone call to be a vidal Sassoon model |
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Wishes he were pregnant and would never leave the house again, on account of his willy being exhausted through constant wanking on his preggy-tum . |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Looks like it’s Pringles |
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Loves to fuck whilst a bagpiper plays a tune |
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"Loves to fuck whilst a bagpiper plays a tune "
Like to put malteasers up his bum and shoot them at various targets around the house. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Gatecrashes parties just to munch on the Buffett |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Lying on the front garden cleaning his bum hole with a hose pipe whilst inappropriately touching a gnome. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Fondles mannequins in Marks & Spencer’s |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Paints his penis like a candy cane, dresses up as Father Christmas, and picks up ladies of the night, summoning them by calling "Yo! Ho, ho!" |
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Telling vegans they should eat more veggies |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Bending over the trolleys in tescos and asking shoppers to insert their pound coin into them instead of the trolley. |
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"Bending over the trolleys in tescos and asking shoppers to insert their pound coins into them instead of the trolley."
Your imagination is something else! |
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Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar. "
Eating that chewed bubble gum as a treat after meeting perfect strangers |
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"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar. "
Servicing MP
For modest remuneration |
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"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar.
Servicing MP
For modest remuneration "
Pleasures himself to BMW magazines and makes spelling errors on purpose |
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By *ddie1966Man 49 weeks ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"Fondles mannequins in Marks & Spencer’s "
Don't go there..
A good lady friend of mines, ex used to do that..
Soo sad... seriously... |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Singing islands in the stream dressed as Dolly Parton |
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"Collecting chewed bubble gums in a jar.
Eating that chewed bubble gum as a treat after meeting perfect strangers "
I'm intense |
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By *batMan 49 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Veronica secretly likes a dick pic. Put Babe in the title.
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature. |
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"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature."
Standing outside the bull ring naked  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.
Standing outside the bull ring naked "
Going to slimming world classes to meet people |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Likes to dress up as a Brussel sprout on Xmas day just so she can get forked like she loves it |
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"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.
Standing outside the bull ring naked
Going to slimming world classes to meet people "
lol you know me so well
Local gym shower assistant  |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Lying on a rock in the middle of the sea clapping like a seal waiting to be mounted by nature.
Standing outside the bull ring naked
Going to slimming world classes to meet people
lol you know me so well
Local gym shower assistant "
Finger Gloves |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Is banned from the penguin enclosure at his local zoo |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Likes wanking to classical music. |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Has broken Herts....all of it...and most of the rest of Country too |
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Likes to be chased by rather discerning horseriders through the fields |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Likes to be chased by rather discerning horseriders through the fields "
Fucks watermelons just as they ripen on the kitchen table. |
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Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt"
Licks photos of nipples |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt"
Philipp Plein
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"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt
Licks photos of nipples "
Likes to Fanny fart on men
Well she likes it |
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"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt
Licks photos of nipples "
Changes name and is a master of disguise |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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"Has a massive collection of fuzzy felt
Licks photos of nipples "
Sexy black cocktail dresses. Classics never die |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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fuck the guilty pleasure.. this guy above is lucky!!!! |
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"fuck the guilty pleasure.. this guy above is lucky!!!! "
Lives at 10 Downing Street. Likes his profile pic to hint at the secret. |
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His secret love for hair products.. |
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Finger their bumholes and wipe on strangers' bicycle seats. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Finger their bumholes and wipe on strangers' bicycle seats."
Humming the theme tune to Jamie and the Magic Torch |
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Collects farts in jars from all their meets |
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Fondling door knobs with his little arms slowly thrusting his penis into a ham sandwich. |
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Suffers kramp in her upper thigh as she stretches high for the christmas choccies |
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Hatches woodworms in his foreskin.
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By (user no longer on site) 49 weeks ago
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Auditions to be a Bond villain |
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Has an extensive collection of shell suits. |
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By *batMan 49 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Occasionally wears a Mark Bolan style wig.
Gbat |
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His model train set takes over his whole apartment |
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Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole . |
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"His model train set takes over his whole apartment "
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Wanking for Billy Idol probably.  |
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"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole . "
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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry. |
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"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole .
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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry."
Awww...no need to apologise Roland. You might get insulted by both me and Willy now - two for one deal .
Your guilty pleasure?
Masturbates in Aramaic to Passion of The Christ.
Cums in Latin. |
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"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole .
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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry."
Refuses to tell anyone the secret ingredient to his burger sauce  |
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"Collects stamps. Goes home. Fingers his bumhole .
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Some kind of Santa fetish. Didn't want to skip you.Sorry.
Refuses to tell anyone the secret ingredient to his burger sauce "
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It's better if they don't know.
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"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard "
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so..."
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet |
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"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet "
Slides naked down Titz Towers every Christmas Day using boobs for suction. |
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"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet "
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I hate transformers.
I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.
Love your stories with your photos.
It's like a funny adult story book.
Keep them up!
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 49 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet
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I hate transformers.
I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.
Love your stories with your photos.
It's like a funny adult story book.
Keep them up!
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Thanks very much - I try
Well, since you hate Transformers, your guitly pleasure is buying your neighbours boxes of celebrations for Christmas, but carefully opening them and taking out all of the best chocs and then resealing them |
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"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet
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I hate transformers.
I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.
Love your stories with your photos.
It's like a funny adult story book.
Keep them up!
Thanks very much - I try
Well, since you hate Transformers, your guitly pleasure is buying your neighbours boxes of celebrations for Christmas, but carefully opening them and taking out all of the best chocs and then resealing them "
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Tina likes to sing "We don't need another hero" into more than 1 microphones.
She likes guys last at least 11 minutes.
Doesn't like the backstabbing ones.
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"He stuffs Turkeys for bernard
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Well, not much stuffing going on here, so...
Has a Transformers duvet cover that he sleeps under, but has to hide whenever he has a meet
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I hate transformers.
I hide my meat in public, but never had a meet from here.
Love your stories with your photos.
It's like a funny adult story book.
Keep them up!
Thanks very much - I try
Well, since you hate Transformers, your guitly pleasure is buying your neighbours boxes of celebrations for Christmas, but carefully opening them and taking out all of the best chocs and then resealing them
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Tina likes to sing "We don't need another hero" into more than 1 microphones.
She likes guys last at least 11 minutes.
Doesn't like the backstabbing ones.
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Sorry!
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Whilst multi-tasking on threads, can also play "Chopsticks" on the piano with his testicles. |
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"Whilst multi-tasking on threads, can also play "Chopsticks" on the piano with his testicles."
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Not using only my testicles.
I can play any ballad chord progression in Am with 3 note chords on piano.
Brown bits on the white keys.
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He loves dressing up as baby Jesus of nazareth, and laying in a straw crib. Surrounded by donkeys. |
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By *batMan 49 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
They love to visit the beach and will sometimes pee in the sea.
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Has a large set towel collection |
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Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog |
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"Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog "
Winston Churchill impersonator - rather off putting when in the throws of passion! |
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By *RWoodyCouple 49 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
"Puts his willy into bread rolls and pretends it’s a hotdog
Winston Churchill impersonator - rather off putting when in the throws of passion!"
He's a massive fan of Bugs Bunny.
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