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I think my penis is sad
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I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
No dramas going on in my life and work either.
I think my penis is lonely and depressed.
Turning on the heating, the TV and eat myself into almost a food coma is the highlight of my day.
Should I force myself to wank?
Should I sacrifice my free will for my willy?
Should I just shout at him: "No means NO!?
Any ideas?
Help please!
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"Play this
https://youtu.be/n_Tel5kuQgs?feature=shared"
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I think is the opposite.
My penis don't like me anymore.
Now he will sing the blues version of this or worse.
God no, now he's singing this:
" (This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now"
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"Maybe he feels excluded from your winter foodfest?
Console him gently, rest him in a warm(ish!) bowl of treacle sponge and custard, and I'm sure he'll come back on-board soon."
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Nothing wrong with him, just we lost touch recently. |
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"If you lie back and draw a sad face on him upside down, when you stand up, he'll look happy then.
Simples. !!!"
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I was actually thinking to upload a sad dick pic.
Chickened out, because I might have to scrub the marker pen off.
I'm quite sure I have only permanent marker pens.
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
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Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him."
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all. |
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
***
Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him.
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all. "
***
" Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help? "
Yeah, right...
8" is the most popular for sex, but 7" is meh / okay.
6"= Fuck off!
Not sure if there's a size guide for BJ.
Not interested in getting a wank.
What's the point?
I can do it to myself and probably better.
Just don't want to right now.
Sorry willy!
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
***
Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him.
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all.
***
" Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help? "
Yeah, right...
8" is the most popular for sex, but 7" is meh / okay.
6"= Fuck off!
Not sure if there's a size guide for BJ.
Not interested in getting a wank.
What's the point?
I can do it to myself and probably better.
Just don't want to right now.
Sorry willy!
"
Lol. Bet you wake up in the morning and crack three out in rapid succession .
Probably something to do with the full moon... |
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
***
Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him.
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all.
***
" Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help? "
Yeah, right...
8" is the most popular for sex, but 7" is meh / okay.
6"= Fuck off!
Not sure if there's a size guide for BJ.
Not interested in getting a wank.
What's the point?
I can do it to myself and probably better.
Just don't want to right now.
Sorry willy!
Lol. Bet you wake up in the morning and crack three out in rapid succession .
Probably something to do with the full moon..."
***
Never wank in the morning and don't do quick usually.
Kind of helping to keep my timing up, incase a miracle happens here.
Won't hold my breath, unless chubby middle aged men with average look and cock will be the new cool from tomorrow.
You never know,right?
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
***
Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him.
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all.
***
" Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help? "
Yeah, right...
8" is the most popular for sex, but 7" is meh / okay.
6"= Fuck off!
Not sure if there's a size guide for BJ.
Not interested in getting a wank.
What's the point?
I can do it to myself and probably better.
Just don't want to right now.
Sorry willy!
Lol. Bet you wake up in the morning and crack three out in rapid succession .
Probably something to do with the full moon...
***
Never wank in the morning and don't do quick usually.
Kind of helping to keep my timing up, incase a miracle happens here.
Won't hold my breath, unless chubby middle aged men with average look and cock will be the new cool from tomorrow.
You never know,right?
"
I do know.
And we are  . |
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"Mine's barely made a stir all day.
Better check he's ok.
***
Mine is poking my boxers time to time, just don't want to touch him.
Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help?
Something like:
"My cock wants action but I can't be arsed. Who wants to milk his jiggle-juice whilst I watch the box and have a kebab?"
There are many good souls here, and it is nearly Christmas after all.
***
" Maybe you could ask the good cock-lover types who exist on FAB to help? "
Yeah, right...
8" is the most popular for sex, but 7" is meh / okay.
6"= Fuck off!
Not sure if there's a size guide for BJ.
Not interested in getting a wank.
What's the point?
I can do it to myself and probably better.
Just don't want to right now.
Sorry willy!
Lol. Bet you wake up in the morning and crack three out in rapid succession .
Probably something to do with the full moon...
***
Never wank in the morning and don't do quick usually.
Kind of helping to keep my timing up, incase a miracle happens here.
Won't hold my breath, unless chubby middle aged men with average look and cock will be the new cool from tomorrow.
You never know,right?
I do know.
And we are ."
Are we?
So my inbox will be full of vag pics?
Photos with Sky remote or Linux can in the vag or in the arse?
Full of messages like:
" Wanna fuck now?"
" Free now"
Most bio will include:
" No tall, hot, muscular or hung!
Sorry!" |
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"wanking whilst sad isn't so enjoyable.. Treat yourself to a massage in this next couple of days.. Or a gym and spa date with yourself. Some other kind of sensual attention instead. "
I'm not sad, just my penis.
I'll treat myself with 7 days work.
It makes me look really hot.
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By *ames-77Man 52 weeks ago
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"wanking whilst sad isn't so enjoyable.. Treat yourself to a massage in this next couple of days.. Or a gym and spa date with yourself. Some other kind of sensual attention instead. "
Really good advice |
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"I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
No dramas going on in my life and work either.
I think my penis is lonely and depressed.
Turning on the heating, the TV and eat myself into almost a food coma is the highlight of my day.
Should I force myself to wank?
Should I sacrifice my free will for my willy?
Should I just shout at him: "No means NO!?
Any ideas?
Help please!
"
slam it in the door...... Problem solved |
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"I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
….
Craig David has changed his tune.  "
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Sorry Woody, but didn't get that joke.
I googled him, but still not getting it.
Give me a clue please!
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"I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
No dramas going on in my life and work either.
I think my penis is lonely and depressed.
Turning on the heating, the TV and eat myself into almost a food coma is the highlight of my day.
Should I force myself to wank?
Should I sacrifice my free will for my willy?
Should I just shout at him: "No means NO!?
Any ideas?
Help please!
slam it in the door...... Problem solved "
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"I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
….
Craig David has changed his tune.
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Sorry Woody, but didn't get that joke.
I googled him, but still not getting it.
Give me a clue please!
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Haha. 7 days lyrics
Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, we chilled Sunday. |
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"I didn't have a wank since Monday.
Kind of accepted my fate here and feel absolutely peaceful.
….
Craig David has changed his tune.
***
Sorry Woody, but didn't get that joke.
I googled him, but still not getting it.
Give me a clue please!
Haha. 7 days lyrics
Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, we chilled Sunday. "
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Never heard of him, but I'm obviously a massive pop music fan.
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