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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies,
Here is a confession. Men have no earthly idea how long our penis is. We will throw numbers out there, you’ll throw numbers at us in questions and we’ll say “yes, my penis is bigger than a sky remote”.
There’s freezing cold size, soft size, semi size, hard size and then “she’s just suck it and I’ve never seen it that big” size.
Where do we measure? Across the top til it stops at our pubes(or stubble)??
Across the bottom where we can pull our sac back a little and steal an extra inch.
Does anyone know the official rules of penis measurement?
(Not that it matters because we all lie- except those weirdos who send unsolicited dick pics, but not body likes those) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Draw tape measure markings onto it.
What size of marker do I need? Thick, medium or extra fine?"
I did it wi……….i mean my friend did it with fine sharpie. |
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I've no idea the rules of measurement, however, taking this entirely off topic this afternoon I was pottering about making a cuppa for an ex who is now a friend, and for some reason I was singing Teenie Weenie Beanie while doing so (https://youtu.be/9r5XVdKKcas?si=MWUR3c8U0xe8w9AS).
Sadly it was misheard as Teenie Weenie Peenie and was taken as a comment on his cock size.
One of the oddest moments of recent weeks, and my recent weeks have set the bar high for odd moments. |
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"Oh look, another cock size thread 
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That's exactly what I was just thinking. Why, why oh why?  "
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Oh, come come, I find these threads a beneficiary to my Fab experience. Whilst other men are creating these threads and measuring their manhoods, (some) women are using it as a way to filter/block out men...whilst I continue with my success rate.
#CarryOnRegardless
#SmugAndArrogant
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