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SHOUTY, RANTY PROFILE DEMANDS!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In big CAPITAL LETTERS and lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

You know the type, ABSOLUTELY NO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!! INSTANT BLOCK!!!!

That sort of thing.

I know you don’t have any, Fabsters, as you’re all wholly reasonable and rational sex site users, but if you *did* what would yours be?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I DONT WANT YOUR SAUSAGE IN MY INBOX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO NO NO*

* no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DONT ASK TO WEAR MY KNICKERS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO MEANS NO, NOW OFF YOU FUCK!

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By *he ass man 666Man over a year ago

paradise city

"DONT ASK TO WEAR MY KNICKERS!"

Bugger that was my only question, back to the drawing board

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By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

taunton somerset

NO IS NO NOW FUCK OFF .....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I DON'T WANT *PHONE SEX.

*99% of the time.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

SLOW DOWN FOR ASPARAGUS

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By *oxy jWoman over a year ago

taunton somerset

i accually do have a line of caps on my profile lol

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By *eordieJeansCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

ONLY MESSAGE IF YOUR FORESKIN IS LONG ENOUGH TO USE AS A CHINESE FINGER TRAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In big CAPITAL LETTERS and lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

You know the type, ABSOLUTELY NO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!! INSTANT BLOCK!!!!

That sort of thing."

Mate...

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

SORRY ABOUT MY PROFILE THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON FELL OFF MY LENOVO IDEAPAD I'M WAITING FOR A REPLACEMENT BUT DPD ARE TAKING THE PISS THEY GAVE ME A LOWER CASE TRACKING NUMBER I'M SO SORRY I'M LIKE THIS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT WORDS ARE IN CAPITALS PEOPLE IGNORE THEM ANYWAY AND STILL MESSAGE YOU. OH WELL THEMS THE BREAKS AY????!!!!!!!??!!!!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In big CAPITAL LETTERS and lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

You know the type, ABSOLUTELY NO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!! INSTANT BLOCK!!!!

That sort of thing.

Mate...

Instant block my friend!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IF YOU ME TO READ YOUR MESSAGE, PUT "I AM A PUPPET" IN THE SUBJECT LINE. DANCE MONKEY!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In big CAPITAL LETTERS and lots of EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!

You know the type, ABSOLUTELY NO SOCKS WITH SANDALS!! INSTANT BLOCK!!!!

That sort of thing.

Mate...

Instant block my friend!!

But I was told they were a chick magnet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I CAN’T AFFORD MORE THAN £3.28 P/H, AND FOR THAT I WANT YOUR BEST KNEE TREMBLER.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

SEND ME PHOTOS OF YOUR COCK!!!!

STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS!

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan over a year ago

Belfast

"ONLY MESSAGE IF YOUR FORESKIN IS LONG ENOUGH TO USE AS A CHINESE FINGER TRAP!!!"

Ahahaha I just slipped off the bed laughing at this

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By *tephanie63Woman over a year ago

BRIDGWATER

I would have..

NO HINKLEY C WORKERS..on mine...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

NOT FUCKING IMMEDIATELY, UNLESS THERE'S A MEET ADVERTISED. IN WHICH CASE, GET YOUR FUCKING SKATES ON!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

THE UNIVERSITY OF SYDNEY IS INNOCENT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO MARRIED MEN HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

STOP! JUST DON’T. IT’S FOR THE BEST.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

You calm the person down you talk slowly and calmly.

If that doesn't work, then

FFFFFFF***********CCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NO FUCKING BAREBACK !!!

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