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10 years of this stupid American tradition that our children love.
Neither of them believe in the elves of Santa but it’s still expected.
Totally out of idea so willing to exchange sexual favours for good Elf ideas |
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"10 years of this stupid American tradition that our children love.
Neither of them believe in the elves of Santa but it’s still expected.
Totally out of idea so willing to exchange sexual favours for good Elf ideas"
Elf ten pin bowling, with a marble and some mini bottles ? |
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A family member owns a balloon business. They sell so many elves in balloons it’s ridiculous!! Most are repeat customers taking the elf back year after year. I’m so glad my kids were too old for that shit!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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Escaping through the letter box! Feet hanging out.
Eating the kid’s favourite food (excuse for you to eat the choc and leave empty packets around the elf)
Playing strip poker with some girl dolls!  |
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Stuck in the Xmas tree
Sitting at the table with a bowl of cereal
Outside the bathroom wrapped in loo roll as if he’d pulled it all out
Having a game of cards with Barbie or some other doll/teddy
I’ll think of some more |
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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago
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"Get a little piece of plaster and wrap it around the elfs legs with a sign beside it.
Double leg break. Must not move for 4 weeks.
No elf doing pranks this year."
That’s brilliant!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Escaping through the letter box! Feet hanging out.
Eating the kid’s favourite food (excuse for you to eat the choc and leave empty packets around the elf)
Playing strip poker with some girl dolls! "
The letter box is good and maybe the elves could have a party with the girls Barbies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Stuck in the Xmas tree
Sitting at the table with a bowl of cereal
Outside the bathroom wrapped in loo roll as if he’d pulled it all out
Having a game of cards with Barbie or some other doll/teddy
I’ll think of some more "
We’ve done endless toilet roll pranks but the Barbie idea seems to be a good one and is definitely getting done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"Dec 1st, elf is involved in a fatal skiing accident... Problem solved.
So glad mine was too old when that shit started."
Yeah but they love it and it’s the build up to Christmas which for us is our favourite time as a family.
We love Christmas so go all out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 51 weeks ago
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"First day do something to get it put in elf jail. Let it stay they for most of the time, give it day release for the days u want do something. "
So many mean scrooges on fab lol
Bar humbug to you all |
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. At least I can do naughtier ones now haha 
