FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Highly inappropriate jokes…
Highly inappropriate jokes…
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
I enjoy laughing at them, and in the spirit of such…
What do you call it when a guy cums inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher
By no way is this joke my view but I heard it and laughed.
Anyone else know an inappropriate joke?
Do post! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None feminists can't change anything!
Not my joke I herd some fat bloke say it in a pub once  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why don't women fart?
They don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
No such thing .. if it's funny fuck it laugh !! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"No such thing .. if it's funny fuck it laugh !! "
couldn't agree more  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers ? Well hung |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
[Removed by poster at 26/11/23 01:30:46] |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What’s the difference between you and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after I’ve slapped it |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *rsMxCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Where does an elephant keep it's sex organs?
On its foot, because if it stands on you - you're fucked 
Thank you and goodnight  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *togMan
over a year ago
Blackpool |
What's worse than two women running with scissors?
Two women with the runs scissoring  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables ?
Chewing the wheelchair.
The mr "
Haha I laughed out loud to this |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What do you call a Russian call girl
Layonyourbackyoubitch |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What did the female suicde bomber ask her boyfriend
Do these explosives make my ass look big |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
How do you get a dirty girl pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
What do you call a female clown?
A clunt |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
Why is a dirty girl like a ice hockey goalie?
They both change their pads after every 3 periods |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
A man siting at a bar asked a woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet." |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why are most of them derogatory towards women? |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?"
 |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?"
It’s an inappropriate joke thread.
Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men.  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?
It’s an inappropriate joke thread.
Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men. "
Those are the appropriate jokes   |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I’d make a funny ’Black’ joke but fab is all about knowing your audience and who will get you. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
If you like edgy jokes, the comedian Masai Graham has loads of them |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
How is a push-up bra like a bag of crisps?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Both have a wet nose. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Lol like a naughty school girl
Mrs C |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Why are most of them derogatory towards women?
It’s an inappropriate joke thread.
Check out the threads daily for the jokes that slate men.
Those are the appropriate jokes "
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
What was Joey Deacon's pet dog called?
Mmmmmmmffffffrrrrrraaaaauugggghhh |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
The 2 biggest regrets of my life:
1. The amount of times I fucked up.
2. Naming my dog 'up' |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
I've got no idea what's in my "Jehovah's Witness" advent calendar.
I'm not opening the fucking door... |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's...
Just exceedingly good cakes. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
[Removed by poster at 04/12/23 02:58:57] |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
That’s truly awful. I am epileptic so when I call my mum tomorrow I’m gonna ask her if she ever did that
"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
The shop near me is selling plant-based alternatives to vapes.
They're called cigarettes... |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago
Colne |
What do you call a blind German?
A not-see... |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
What do you call a Serbian lady of the night?
Sloberdown Macockyabitch |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
After feeling ill every morning for some time a woman goes to the Doctor."You need to get some nappies" says the Doctor."Am I pregnant?" she asks."No,you've got bowel cancer"he replies. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why do women have legs??
Have you seen the mess snails make??? |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why do crossings have lights showing a person in red...
To tell gingers when to walk |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What’s worse than 2 women running with scissors?
2 women scissoring with the runs…. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What’s a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can both smell it but can’t eat it… |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
duck |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
Where can I find a committed man?
In a mental hospital |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
What did God say after creating Adam?
I must be able to do better than that. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
Most parents give their kids a little smack now and again but Mitch Winehouse went too far. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
duck"
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,
there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
duck"
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
How was it discovered that one of the Challenger astronauts had dandruff?
They found her head & shoulders on the beach.
Well, you DID ask for inappropriate... |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"How was it discovered that one of the Challenger astronauts had dandruff?
They found her head & shoulders on the beach.
Well, you DID ask for inappropriate..."
NASA paused shuttle missions after a drinks supply problem,they couldn't get 7 UP. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"NASA paused shuttle missions after a drinks supply problem,they couldn't get 7 UP."
I know that one as:
"Why do NASA technicians drink Sprite? Because they couldn't get 7-Up". |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
[Removed by poster at 04/12/23 14:57:26] |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What is Perri Piper's favourite fast food joint?
.
Five Guys |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"I’d make a funny ’Black’ joke but fab is all about knowing your audience and who will get you. "
I’ve found this thread very useful!  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
This thread has really tickled me up.. Bloody brilliant..
What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?
Ujar Nickabollov
What do you call a Chinese man with only one?
Watwent Wong |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Question what was stevie wonders first hit .... Answer the wall.. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why did Piglet have his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ootleCouple
over a year ago
Romford, Essex |
Q: What do you call a cuck wife with a runny nose ?
A: Full up !
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *eavilMan
over a year ago
Stalybridge |
Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt?
The A Team. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
This is my kind of thread.
People who are offended by jokes should not listen to comedians. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *hirleyMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
What's the difference between a woman on the back doorstep and a dog?
Dog stops barking when you let it in. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers ? Well hung "
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Ewwww that's dead gross "
That's quite mild haha |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Gary Glitter. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Two lepers playing cards, one threw his hand down and the other laughed his head off |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *igletMan
over a year ago
manchester |
What have you done wrong when the Missus comes out of the kitchen to nag you….
You’ve made her chain too long! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
A Priest and a Pedo walk into a bar ..
He orders a drink. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Ewwww that's dead gross
That's quite mild haha "
For you, yes |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Ewwww that's dead gross
That's quite mild haha
For you, yes "
My memes are far worse  |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
What goes:
Click, click. "Is that it?"
Click, click. "Is that it?"
Stevie Wonder playing with a Rubiks Cube. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
Why did Helen Keller have yellow crusty legs?
Her guide dog was blind as well.....
Taxi. !!! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Ewwww that's dead gross
That's quite mild haha
For you, yes
My memes are far worse "
You're telling me me lol |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
My mate said to me "are you gay?"
I said "No... I can't be arsed!"
Where's that Taxi....? |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got no idea what's in my "Jehovah's Witness" advent calendar.
I'm not opening the fucking door..."
I laughed so much at this.
Open the doors and you'll see the words fuck off and not interested.
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
My mates got no legs. He lost them in a car crash. Lost his job a runner on the trading floor.
He just arses around all day now....
An Uber will do... please!!! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Fantastic joke take sweet from the sweet jar |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"What kind of gym isn't suitable for a young teenager?
Gymmy Savile"
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
What do you call an Asian lesbian?
Mingeeta. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
[Removed by poster at 04/12/23 23:42:45] |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why do women have two holes? It's so you can take them home like a 6 pack of beer when they're d*unk. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Why do women have legs ?,
Seen the mess a snail makes |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Bill says to Ben 'Flobble lobble flobble lobble lobble'.
Ben says 'Get it swallowed, you mad tw*t'. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What is relative humidity?
The sweat round your bollocks when you are fucking your auntie |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
New lapdancing club to open in Blackpool soon ,
For equal opportunities All of the women are disabled with no legs ./ Amputees etc .
Apparently the place is going to be crawling with fanny..
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Paul McCartney wrote a poem to heather mills.there we wer upon the river my hands wer all a quiver i slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
Scientists have discovered 2 dinosaurs were gay...
Likalottapuss
Megasawass |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
A beautiful woman standing at the bar waiting to order her drink. The man beside her leans over and says
"I would love nothing more than to place you upside down, fill your pussy with champagne and drink from it"
In utter shock and disbelief the woman turns to her husband and says
"are you going to let him speak to me like that?!?"
Husband replies,
"what do you want me to do? I'm not fighting with someone who can drink that much" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Question what was stevie wonders first hit .... Answer the wall.."
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
.
He's married |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
"This thread has really tickled me up.. Bloody brilliant..
What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?
Ujar Nickabollov
What do you call a Chinese man with only one?
Watwent Wong"
I thought is was Wun Hung Low |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Why are some people in favour of global warming? Because they want all the snowflakes to disappear forever. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
[Removed by poster at 05/12/23 19:01:39] |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What's the most violent book Stevie Wonder's ever read?
The Cheese Grater. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
I'm reading a horror story in braille
.
Something terrible is about to happen
.
I can feel it |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
A gay man walks into a deli and orders a large German sausage. The deli guy unhooks one and begins to slice it up.
The gay guys shouts " Hey! What the fuck are you doing?
The deli guy says "I'm slicing it for you Sir".
The gay man replies "What do you think my arse is, a fucking money box??
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
How do Welsh people find sheep in tall grass ......
Irresistible
( It's just a joke ) |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Does the "Weight Watchers" website ask if you accept cookies? |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A little boy and his dad are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.
Thel ittle boy asks his dad, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The dad says, "Making a puppy."
So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
The dad replies, "Making a baby."
The little boy says, "Can you turn mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
A guy goes upto a woman at the bar and whispers in her ear "can I smell your pussy?" The woman turns to him and says "no" the man replies "must be your feet then" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"A gay man walks into a deli and orders a large German sausage. The deli guy unhooks one and begins to slice it up.
The gay guys shouts " Hey! What the fuck are you doing?
The deli guy says "I'm slicing it for you Sir".
The gay man replies "What do you think my arse is, a fucking money box??
"
!! |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What dose a frozen beer and a pregnant woman have in common??
Someone didn't pull out in time |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
The ex-girlfriend walks up to her ex-boyfriend and says:
“What is the difference between a joke and two dicks?
I can’t take a joke.” |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
a man |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
Know a lot of jokes not sure about inappropriate |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"
Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"
Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"
Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"
Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz"
I said this joke down the pub once and the table behind took offence! The poor fella said this had happened to his brother!
Shocked I asked "Did he drown?"
"No" the bloke answered "He cho ked on a sock" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
Where did the Australian accent come from?
Keep your teeth closed and say "Christ the heat and the flies" |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What's worse than a bin bag full of dead babies?
Nickelback |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"
Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"
Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""
Love it |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"Girl in car crash say "I think I have concussion"
Parademic asks "How many fingers have I got up"
Girl replies "Oh God! My fanny's paralysed too""
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
What’s blue and fucks old people?
Hypothermia |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
"What do you do if you child is having an epileptic fit in the bath ? Throw in your laundry and a bit of Daz
I said this joke down the pub once and the table behind took offence! The poor fella said this had happened to his brother!
Shocked I asked "Did he drown?"
"No" the bloke answered "He cho ked on a sock" "
Laughing my fucking head off |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
Man walks into a brothel
What can I get for a fiver?
The woman at reception says well we have something, take this black condom, go up to the black door at the top of the stairs. You can’t turn the lights on she’ll be waiting naked on the bed.
The man agrees does as he’s told, 3 minutes later (he had staying power) he’s on his way out.
That was great just what I needed Jesus to the receptionist, just a question why the black condom and black door?
The woman replies well sir we must have some respect for the dead. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Found a new partner recently..
I thought she might be the one. But after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurses outfit, a French maids outfit, and a Police woman's uniform, I finally decided:
If she can't hold down a job, she's not for me..
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
What do you call a female clown? A clunt |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A Submarine. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Why's Santas sack always full?
Because he only cums once a year.. |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
"What's the difference between brocoli and anal sex?
None, even with butter, kids hate it."
|
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
Do you know why dogs suck their own dicks?
Because they can |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Why are gay men not nice people?
Because they’re all fucking assholes. …
 |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
|
By *oofy321Man
over a year ago
moon base zero |
I was fingering a woman i met on fab,she said take your ring off it hurts..I said that's my watch |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
IKEA have developed a new range of furniture just for lesbians, it's entirely constructed with tongue and groove...... |
Reply privately (thread closed by moderator) | |
