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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
now declares the weekend open...
Girls, Wands at the ready
Men, arm yourself with fleshlights
Wishy, shut the fuck up
Invictus, shower yourself with glitter
Lickety, put that book down
Diamonds, smile
Funky, show us your arse!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wand has a night off tonight.... I've got my party tomorrrow! Tonight I have a girly night in with a lovely vanilla friend and I am going to defuzz, exfoliate and face mask in preparation for tomorrow!! |
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"I am
Getting a large one
Drink, that is 
pettie, you are on the bar.. Makeine a treble. Slice, nae ice 
You trust me on the bar?
trust ye tae fuckin drink it dry...... "
Oh says the one who helped me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think my job will be to pass out the nibbles with the drinks. 
you wheesht and get back in yer corner... Mrs size 16 boobs!!!  "
we could use my bra's to put the nibbles in.  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Wots my job?
Don't touch anything breakable
*courtesy of the essential information department*"
theres a panic on down at the local hospitals A and E dept,they had no idea _muma,and minxie were getting together,and they don't have enough stookie material to cover it,they're trying to hire a cement mixer as we speak.
on the upside,we have enough nibbles to feed china,and i can see laines tits.
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.from the moon.  |
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